Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Funnnyyyyyyy!!!

eh, wats my signature ah? i forgot. haha.

*scrolling down*






owh, ilv. haha.

cheers. =D

petronas--tak lame tapi...

Its very touching=') i love it! every bit!

hope and brave.

48 seconds of laughter. jaditah~;)

The Frog.

This morning on the way to UBD my sister told me this pretty interesting story. Rate it if u want to. i speak malay saja ah? hehe=) and who watch the new iklan of Mawi's and Amani's perfumes? HAHAHAH. hilarious. ill get to that pretty soon.;)

This katak right well u know katak semua ada big mouth. One day this katak kebosanan nada teman untuk dibawa bercakap and beibun so along the way ya jalan2 macam little red riding hood terjumpa ia c kerbau.


katak: kerbau kerbauuuu, behapa koooo~? =O*mouth langap2 bercakap*
kerbau: nada papa~
katak: buleh ku tanya kau satu soalannn~?kau suka makan apaaaa~?
kerbau: makan rumput.
katak: ahhhhhhh~


jalan ia lagi and terjumpa ia c bangau.
katak: bangau bangauuuuu~ buat apa koooooo~? =O*mulut langap2 bercakap*
bangau: ne menangkap ikan.
katak: awwwwhhhhhhh~


Then jalan ya lagi and saw ular.
katak: ular ular behapa kooooo~?
ular: ah? nada papa~
katak: bulih ku tanya kau satu soalaaannnn~?
ular: buleh
katak: kau suka makan apa~?
ular: ahh aku suka makan binatang yang mulut nya basar.
katak: yakah? =o *bulat damit tarus mulutnya*

another version....
katak: yakah? bah makan tah akuuuu~ *ulah capie*

tralala~

Card.

u know these cards right? the one you use to play magic tricks or whatsoever. so theres this friend of mine of the same name---- she was holding the cards shuffling and stuffs.

One fine day in a car---
she: pick a card pick a card.
me: i pick one
she:only u know what it is and dont show it to me...
me:i put it back
she shuffled---
she: ok ok nah nah.... *showing me a card* aniii BUKAN card mu kannn???? hahahahaha.

silence.....
me: boring ko??hahahahaha.

Not lame just purely adorable.

anak siapa hilang ane---?





ahhh pure evil... anak siapa kan ne?hahaha.

go figure~~

hahaha. get it? no? step into my office and we'll talk about it in more detail.. =P =P

ilv.

nabil--- lu pikir lah sendiri.

Nabil the winner of raja lawak secnd season invited shamsul ghau-ghau to his show. shamsul ghau-ghau with his own originality started making jokes.

he asked Nabil, "awak tahu tak cemane nama sekolah itu timbul?'

nabil said, "tak tahu bang."

shamsul said, "ohh tak tahu. cerite die macam ni, dalam kitab tajul muluk, bab 12 mukasurat 114 line ke 3 ada berkata, tahun 1817, adalah dua pasukan ne sedang berlawan main bola."

Nabil, "chelsea ade tak mase tu bang?"

shamsul, "ehhh tahun 1817 adeke?"

Nabil, "ye bang takde.."

shamsul, "sedang hangat main bola. satu team ne nak score sekali tak masuk goal. orang pun cakap, "tak score lah." ..."

Nabi, "cemane sekolah tu timbul bang?"

shamsul, "yelah, diorang "tak score lah" itu pasal diorang tak dpt score pasal diorang tak score lah."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. get it?

kisah benar seorang kawan.

i didn't ask for her permission but names will not be mentioned.=)

al-kisah~ i was doing my medical check up with my two other girlfriends. when we were at the Xray section, of course lah we changed our clothes and half naked. woooo.=p after that one of the girlfriends went in first.


after several seconds, it seemed that way, she came out laughing and blushing. she cerita lah, "tadi wah kan i was ready sudah for the xray and the doctor said, "put your hand to your west", bengang ku so i did lah."





then she laughed again. inda ya tertahan. sekali she talked again and said, "nya doctor atu, "lai pinggang bahh" HAHAHA! paluiii"








then she and my other GF laughed berabis. i was like at that moment bengang because she was laughing while talking soo i was like whattt?? put you hand to your breasts??? macam huh??? hahahahaha. rupanya west. haha lagi bimbo!

another friend of mine agi interesting ne ceritanya. my friend dulu adalah this pensil case;sekali waktu sekolah ugama kan ada solat asar and zuhur berjemaah? so at that time her pensil case atas meja. and suddenly cikgu cakap, "atu anak patung sapa lagi tu? kan disembah kah?" HAHAHAHAH. kesian kawanku menahan malu. she went to her desk and simpan her pensil case dalam palung hahahahaha. good times good times. pandai jua ya berlame cikgu ugama kami atuu.;)

U-mobile.

my most favourite! seriously it tickles! ;)



what more can i say??



HAHAHA! enjoy~;)

rindu eh blog ani.

Dulu2 ba ada seorang AWG KOBOI yg prasan macho ni menunggang kuda. yatah jalan2 ya merantau dunia. konon lah merantau dunia, padahal ganya round2 tempat yg sama. ia ganya inda realise sebab dulu2 kan manada jalan raya ani. mun ada jalan raya ingat lagi tani mun jln atu tani ulang-alik. anyways, karing leher tia ya, teseliur kan minum jus buah-buahan, inda kira lah buah apa, jus durian kalau bulih. dgr khabar ada sebuah restoran kecil-kecilan behampiran tempat ya bejalan atu. dari mana ya mendgr, inda plg ku sure ah but yg ku tau ya slalu lintas sana tapi inda pandai singgah. sepatutnya kan tau jua ya tu ah, tempat jalannya atu sama, ani inda. ish ish kasian eh. kadai atu bukan plg kadai org india teehee mcm dibrunei ani byk..kadai biasa ja. yatah mau inda mau kes kritikal dah karing lehernya ani, singgah ya ke sana.

Di ikatnya kudanya ani arh pokok di luar atu, ia masuk. kita minum dulu! yg ia inda tau, org-org di sana atu penyaya. mun ada orang baru datang, mesti ada joke durang buat arh the newcomer. while ya asyik2 minum jus durian nya atu, org local sana tu menapuk kudanya ah..

tick...

tock...

tick....

tock... (khayal ya sudah minum jus durian)

selesai ya minum, bayarnya then kluar ya dari kadai ah. sekali heran ya.. "macam ada something missing tapi apa ya?" sekali batah2 ya mikir baru ya realise kuda nya ilang. sekali marah ya ni.. ala ala incredible hulk (ijau nya plg ganya sama tu).. then masuk tia semula arh kadai minum ah.. liatnya sorang2, terais2 nya..nada sorang pun ngakun. then kluarkannya pistolnya... jeng jeng jeng! canteekk kan? senyum2 sorang2 meliatpistolnya ah. makin tia mrh..dihalanya keatas pastu timbaknya. *BOOM* kajut semua org..barutah sorang2 takut mendgr bunyi das tembakannya ah. sebenarnya bukan plg pistol bnr tu tapi yg kana pakai time org lumba lari atu, ahh ya tah tu sama. haha. sekali lapas ya melepaskan tembakan atu, dengan perasaan marah beckp ya,

"I'M GONA HAVE ANOTHER DURIAN JUICE AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED DRINKING, I'M GONA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS. AND LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T WANA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS!"

esehhh,keluar tarus org putihnya..sekali yg rasa-rasanya bedusa atu, inda tia tantu arah.. geragas2 durang balikkan semula kudanya ani. abis tia minum..keluar ya, ada tia balik kudanya ani. senyum ya..naik ya pastu ready dah kan jalan sekali kedgran ada orang manggil, curious tah bana org ani..

"OI, WANG KOBOI! ANUBAH NYANTA, APA TERJADI DI TEXAS?"

menjwb tah si koboi ani..

"OWH ATU...KEDIAKU BALIK JALAN KAKI.."

editted and adapted from forward email. =) *winks*

LOL.

Q kenapa nobita dan doraemon datang ke brunei?
A pasal di sini ada giant!

Q barang apa yang paling sejuk?
A tukul
Q pasal apa tu nah?
A pasal~~~ tukul=too cool!

my sister ada cerita. this pakcik drive kerita and everytime ia beranti di traffic light ia buka pintu and keluarkan kakinya. cematu tah tu everytime arah traffic lights. so betanya tah jejaka ani, "pakcik kenapa kita keluarkan kaki kita everytime beranti ditraffic light atu pakcik?" nya pakcik atu, "wang, takut ku aku gugur wang."

heran ya c jejaka ani rupanya pakcik atu kebiasahan memakai motosikal pikirnya kerita pun gugur if kaki inda keluar HAHAHAHA.

one word; lame!

Cassowaries

The World's Most dangerous birds according to the Guiness Book of Records. Bwohh ya pun masuk dalam Guiness Book of records kah? hebat eh! i salute. =P =P

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEKEND!!

ilv.

teehee..

(to maintain a healthy body, you must drink at least 8-10 glasses of water per day)

ilv.

My Days with Little Archie.

it all started the day the teacher asked little Archie for a sentence with the word "gruesome" in it. Little Archie said, "The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers!"

The shop teacher pointed to some holes in the wood and said they were "knotholes." Little Archie said, "well, if they're not holes, what are they?"

"Little Archie thought bacteria was the back door to a cafeteria."

The drama teacher asked Little Archie if he had any acting experience? He replied, he had his arm in a cast once.

HAHAHAHAHA! because i couldn't sleep i read archie and sakit stomachku ketawa2. inda calie kan?? u have to be lame to understand it. HAHAHAHA!

Kura-kura, arnab, snail and caterpillar.

do u want me to tell a joke? just listen.

one fine day, arnab and kura-kura lumba lari. arnab was far ahead while kura-kura tried to catch up with arnab. kayuh punya kayuh or was it lari punya lari?? whatever lah alum jua tebubut. dalam masanya berlari atu (or kayuh?? or insut2?) terjumpa ya c snail. liatnya c snail ane payah2an kan berjalan, di offernya tah arah snail ane, "bah naik saja badanku aku membawa kedikau" so snail atu pun naik. kayuh lagi kayuh lagi (or is it insut2??) terjumpa ya caterpillar liatnya caterpillar ane pun payah2an kan bejalan kesian ya kura-kura ane dioffernya jua mcm ya mengofferc snail tadi. so c caterpillar pun naik. masa ya bedua2an atas badan c kura-kura ane becakap ya c snail ane nya, "baik tah bepigang laju nee c kura-kura ahhh."

HAHAHAHAHA!! calie kan? adakah ya pikir kura-kura laju. inda calie kan?=/

ada lagi ada lagi; kura-kura sama arnab ane berlumba lari, sapa yang manang??
=kalau kamu jawab arnab salah~ jawapannya kura-kura.

then theres another race, arnab ane berlumba lari sama kura2 pakai spec sapa manang?
=sapanah? kura-kura lah pasal ane kura-kura yg tadi ganya pakai spec! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

ooooo~spaceship!
HAHAHAHA!!!

a funny simple mistake.

ive been waiting for my letter from uk since last two months tapi inda sampai2. bukan plg really letter, a useful booklet lah. yatah i emailed the place tanya if durang sudah antar and then they checked for me and said sudah antar. free plg tu. hehe. then i said aku tunggu lah for a week or two lagi. sekalinya nada jua so i emailed again and then katanya ya antar that day jua pronto! hehe. so yatah tunggu punya tunggu alum jua ada, give up dah ku ni menunggu ah. sekalikan tadi check mailbox ku andd sampaiiii tia.. hehehe. siuk rasanya atu. n owh this is not the funny part yet. =P =P

so liat2 lah the book setelah berapa kurun lamanya menunggu. hahaa. then liat my home address and then this is where the funny part is...jeng jeng jeng. hahaa. apakan~~

they tulis the country as BRUNEI, JERUSALEM. mcm whaaattt?? rupanya suratku ke Israel patut nada sampai2. hahahaha. adakah.. its BRUNEI DARUSSALAM. napalah org ani suka2 hati aje tulis..hahhaa. but nyeh, its a simple mistake. so dont do it again eh! hahahaha. =D =D

ilv

story after story.

hellowww semua.

masa ariatu saya ni bejalan sama kawan-kawan saya. yatah yang seorang ani becerita lah pasal pengalaman2 semasa belajar memandu. sekali katanya pengajar tmpt ya belajar lesen memandu atu betanya lah arh durang ani (ia sama kawan-kawanya sesama blajar sana atu) guru tu betanyalah.

guru: tau kamu kenapa kalau kereta rusak atu kana patahkan daun, pastu kana sumbatkan daun atu arah kereta atu?

guru: pasalnya kereta atu 'breakdown' bah tu, rusak. break - patah, then down kan sama bunyinya sama daun.

hahhahahaha.

ilv.

Thomas&his friends.

this is one hot soap operas. especially when u change the voice to malay like wow! gila cool bro! i love it. ani lagi comel;



*gasp!* amazing~

dimana kubur nya ne?

after several hours bertempur berperang dalam medan peperangan yang dimenangi oleh cough* SAYA, ahirnya musuh dalam selimut tumpas juga! *atas selimut tu yaa.* merdeka!merdeka! merdeka!

nama:crazy mosquito
jawatan: ketua tentera beemovie
perkhidmatan: 1950-2008

may you rest in peace.
sayu~ hati ini makin sayu~ terkenangkan crazy mosquito~~


saya dan tentera saya, PAAAAARTTTTTAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

alamak! terlebih sudah~

jokes for my BSP friend.

my cousin, her husband is working for BSP. one really fine night, we were having this function, nda payah lah ku gitau apa fungsi nya panjang cerita ku karang, and so she was saying ada this one particular person said to her, "bf ku kerja shell." my cousin was like mencari lah sapa bf nya ane.

while bercerita atu kan ketawa2 ya sudah i mean apakan~ inda jua calie tuu-- pastu ya cakap lah, "awu banar plg kerja shell tapi apanah? yang mengisi minyak di stesen minyak ahh. atu shell banar~" pastu sudah ku paham baru tah ku ketawa. awu tau ku plg mcm balik2 joke ane. pasal apanah aku ceta balike2? pasal lame atu trademark ku!=p

banyak2 numan, numan apa yang membuatkan matahari gugur?
---aku tau aku tau~ apanah~? SUNDROP!

ada bah pasal c boboi luruskah tu ejaan nya? dalam radio. berkurun udah bah sebenarnya and i have only heard it yesterday night. lame aku ahh ketinggalan, intake lama. c boboi sama c rudy bercakap sama c computer.

boboi: bah computer sejuta campur 8 juta campur 3 juta tolak sejuta campur 2 juta berapa kalau kau pandai?*aku antam saja soalan nya banarnya, sapa jua kan ingat??*
computer: berjuta-juta lah~*dalam melayu plus urang outih accent*

inda calie? if inda calie pendek umur! baik kamu ketawa!=p

TMNT

a very nice mutant turtle practising his kungfu. suddenly---
you! strip yourself or ill shoot you! u dont wana know what i am capable of. *kembang kempis idung nya teringatkan masa berlatih semua kana target nya.*
fine, fine!im stripping already. now, can i play with ur gun? cool ahh~

berkomunikasi dengan baik

once upon a time,few ages ago.. in a near near away kingdom..
tersebut al-kisah mengenai satu pasangan kekasih yang cantik tertarik lagi the bomb.. mereka sungguh dicemburui oleh pelbagai pihak.. ada yang cuba memutuskan mereka but mereka stay strong macam superman and superwoman.. sampai lah mereka berkahwin, barutah orang tahu apa erti 'back off' and 'jangan memajal'..

now.. masing-masing sudah kira tua lah..so one day, ada this tv show menjemput durang to be their guest show.. kan meng-interview how they maintain the relationship gitu lo..

host : apa khabar biskita pa ji, bu ajah?
laki bini : adehh wang, formal berabis jua..just talk to us like you're talking to your friends, kami cool yo (esehh speaking orang tuanya..)
host : ohhh inda gitau awal-awal.. so yo wassup.. how ya doin' dawg?
laki bini : well, we're doing great, wonderful, awesome.. (mengambang orang tuanya kan menunjuk-nunjuk ia tahu banyak adjectives)
host : cool cool *hi-5* bah atu bah yo, care to share pengalaman manis, pahit, masam tika suka dan duka bersama?
bini : lemme do the talking since bini-bini ani selalu dikategorikan bibiran so bah kan mem-bibiran tah ku ni.. sebenarnya the secret ingredient to a great marriage is nothing..eh no.. sorry bui, bagas liat kung fu panda bah.. terambil line nya tah plang =p great communication with each other lah will help alot..
bini : dulu kan awal-awal berkenalan, kami selalu jumpa sebelah pokok, menyanyi apa ala-ala hindustan.. balas-balas love letters.. then berupgrade tia pakai mobile bertelefon.. chatting and emailing.. and now kami selalu sibuk kan.. mun inda berjumpa, tinggalkan note saja for each other..
host : awww how sweet.. ber-communicate banar.. romantis..
bini : biasalerrr.. apa aje untuk suami tersayang..
laki : *smile paksa* awuu biniku andang romantis that's why sayangku arahnya makin menggunung..

---this is what actually happened at homemenyamankan hati banarrrr... =p

xoxo

OMG!

hahaha. liat this first video..



liat the next video..



this is a shock to me.. im a hugeeee fan of britney spears. =D ok i noe im lame but hey i like her.. =P but now i tink i like him..hahaha.. pelanduk dua serupa tah banar. =P

*wink wink*

bulan oh bulan.

when there is a full moon, macam2 lah superstitions atu. salah satunya bila badan sesuatu bertukar warna maknanya--- bulan atu bulat!




mengapa cia ijau atuuuu????
conclusion nya apa tu nah? bumi atu inda rata banarnya.

ps: that moon i took the picture with my own bare hands. wana know how to touch moon?? nampak kamu bayang2 dalam air pigang cia. haha. logic inda? logic ihhh.

say my name, baby.

funny shit! you have to watch this video superstar F..

sorry friend i stole this from you, i know u wouldnt mind. ur just as lame as we are. the girl version of gopal, you are. haha.

i'm sick. boohuhu. mamiiiiii inda mau kana inject sakit. jarum atu kan mcm suck ur soul out and zombi-ing you in the end. wahahaha. dramatic.

for the MIA princess.

i have a song for you, *reminiscing*

tutup bunga mawar,
buka bunga mawar,
datang seorang puteri,
namanya princess whale,
lalalala lalalala lalalala.

i forgot the lyrics. haha. remember that song? siuk kaliahh time kanak2 main atuu. haha.

HUGO boss.

sadly, the video inda clear disini. so i am suggesting very very desperately suggesting u guys to watch this ad di tv. much much clearer there. teehehe=)all i can say can u spot what i spotted watching this on tv??

my husband, my hero.

tuuuu nampak kamu tuu? my husband. sighh. cool kaliahh macam aku. no wonder i married you, you sexy monkey.

should i say more?

there is a saying...

"yesterday is history. tomorrow is mystery and today is a gift. that is why it is call the present."-kungfu panda.



darl & leng sitting on a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.


how to buy cigarettes without showing ur ID or license?easy! just be a cat!

the pink panther.

i love steve martin. he is hilarious!

remember that part when he wanted to go to newyork and asked for a teacher to teach him american english?

"i would like to buy a dam-burger."
"ham-burger."
"dam-burger."
"maybe we should stop."
"no! we do not quit! lets try it again."

oh lawa camouflage nya and its so dodgy-dodgy. harhar. i secretly loved the dance moves. haha. way to go beyonce knowles! woohooooo! haha. apakan~

"i would like to take a closer look at your bawls."
"my what?"
"your bawls. your big brass bawls."
"uh, sure."*starts unzipping pants*
*picks up brass bowl on the table and examines it.*

haha now thats stupid and calie. why am quoting these? haha antah pasal aku suka. adeh~ yang capie atu suka suka. haha=p

i can sense someone is coughing right now. teehehe=) awu tau ku pulang aku lame cerita pasal pink panther. nada kena mengena. lain kali if kan bali burger di gerai pasar malam kah cakap,
"damn~burger satu ahh~"

haha. lame~

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~ *bro hammer jaw ku ahh inda mau tutup* aint that cute~~??=p

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

Ooh and Aah.

Ooh: do u know what car does minnie mouse use?
Aah: umm... i dont know, how about u guys out there?
.........
Aah: oh they also dont know. so whats the answer?
Ooh: a mini van!

Ooh&Aah: thats right mickey mouse clubhouse is coming right up next!

.........................................................................................................................................................................

Ooh: am i Ooh or Aah?
Aah: yeah, who am i? Ooh or Aah?
Ooh: Aaaaahhhh who cares?
Aah: ooohhhhh yeah, ur absolutely right!

ATM? Auto Tambi Machine..

canggih kali ahhh...
hehee!! *julurs*
xoxo

drawing.

i think so that song goes like that. haha. i made some penetration into my memories and i found this! my god! it took me a while to get the right lyrics drawings and all. however i still could not remember he other song pasal bulatan kecil bulatan besar~~ i could have sworn i passed some pieces of memories to someone or yet little memory fairy stole them from me. haha. get it? memory fairy instead of tooth fairy? haha. yea, i put those memories under my pillow. hahaha. santa clause hohoho~ harhar. apakan~

i dont get allowance from my parents like some people do, lucky u people!, and whenever i ask for some money, my dad will go, "duit? jap ahh....nah~" u know what he always gives me? daun. funny man my dad. and he says cashiers will take it. haha. rolling my eyes and ketawakan my dad pasal ia lame hantap.

as i was saying please tell me how to draw and sing-along the bulatan kecil bulatan besar song. i desperately want to know. dayang internet isnt a big help u know. she keeps on nagging sanak ku.

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

i have to think out of the box, if u know what i mean.

i love whose line is it anyways? but heck its not playing anymore at star world. so enjoy~ they are the best of the best! yang lain mana mereka suka tuu~ XD

colin says,"are u tired of people giving u a banana mistaken u for a chimp? i know i am!"

-kamigadislame this blog says.-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

an interesting read.

have a good read at this post, here.

i know it isn't lame or anything. my sister just told me about it last night and my eyes are glued to it. u know, melakat bah mataku arah that post and i couldn't get my eyes of it. pakailah superglue. haha sampat lagi berlame tu. adedeh~

so to people out there, be careful. open ur eyes widely. basar lagi basar lagi ihhh basar lagi baaa.=p=p

the shortest post.

hello, dropping by.

pacah!

nyaman ketawanya atu! inda ku tetaip apa2 lagi. hahahaha.

*wink wink*

TEA - tengok enjoy alsooo..

Take a break ba and go swim swim.. hehe. after a long long hours of studying, sapa betanya? nada plg org betanya, aku saja ba gtau. =P =P i've decided to drink tea to soothe the urat-urat in my brain yg tengah kekajangan, kamu pikir muscle arah kaki saja pandai tekrem ani. =P =P



so someone told me a story while me drink drink my tea. saya sudah minta permission slip tadi untuk menceritakan semula cerita ani. hehe.

so durg ada tiga orang, si ketuhar, ketumbar and kembayau. (eh mcm meniru style kurapak..opsss..sorry ye, saya sudah naik lorry makan strawberry lagi, curry inda ku mau pasal inda begari, beduri saja yatah jgn lari-lari karang kaling kata mari, mun suruhnya kemari inda apa, jgn bawanya mary untuk dgnnya marry buat a new born baby mcm that cute smelly little baby si 300-y. okeh tebranti. hihihi)

so the l.a.m.e style of way of writing is begini.

peserta yg pertama - ketuhar
peserta yg kedua - ketumbar
peserta yg ketiga - kembayau

*nama-nama yg diberikan atukan pilihan hati orangnya sendiri tu ah*

cani ceritanya.. once upon a time there were three bears sitting in the house. theres the Papa bear, Mama bear and the Little bear. opsss.. salah masukkan DVD..

bah bah ceritanya cemani. take 2.079, action!

Ketuhar ni membali minuman ba.. minuman bunga (crysthanium tea, inda tau lurus kah inda ejaan nya ah. ada ms.bee around kah? need help =D =D ) nways, yatah si ketuhar ni sharing ba minumannya dgn ketumbar. then time durang minum2 ani,

commercial berehat: kita minum dulu! minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat!

sambungan lagi -> yatah datang si kembayau mengaga durang ani.

Kembayau: bahapa kamu?

Ketuhar: nada, cerita-cerita pasal tea. ~~tengok enjoy alsoooo.. hehe.

Ketuhar: ko mau kah sikit? (offering the tea bunga)

Kembayau: nope. thank you. im not into tea.

Ketuhar: Owh, im not into tea either.

Kembayau: yg ko minum kenapa?

Ketuhar: coz im into flowers..

wawawa.. get it? tea bunga and flowers.. =P =P

hehe. bah lets have tea.. =D =D



now im craving for green tea with green apple jelly arah easy way. *shashapun*

*wink wink*

cerita kawanku.

masa bbq my friend bercerita*nda abis-abis bbq nya ane*. di ubd, university brunei darussalam, memalukan if kamu inda tahu wahai bruneians!, they signup to volunteer helping people from outside brunei to tour around brunei lah gituan. one of the people is from indonesia, a lady, a very rich lady. tarang mata meliat kedia bah bini2 ahh, $$ <--- mata durang. almaklum contact lens baru. haha. apakan~

sesampainya lady indon atu kebrunei ihh baru memijak sedikit bah tanah brunei ahh alum lagi kan say hi-hi bye-bye sudah tia ya beckp arah my friend ane, "emba, saya mahu ke giant." macammm eyh? tau ya giant ahh alum lagi urang bepadah kedia apa ada dibrunei. bagus indon nya.

so mau inda mau dibawa tah jua ke giant. dalam perjalanan, my friend drive and his friend sit next to him and the lady duduk belakang lah apa lagi. passenger kaliahh~ haha. di dalam kerita bertanya kawanku ane cemana leh ya tau pasal giant rupanya kana bawa2 mulut bah pasal giant ahh awu c giant membawa mulutnya ke indon atu jauah terkarih yaaa. haha WTH? sekali bercerita tia jua c lady indon ane nya kedia tedapat lesen international di california. nya kawanku menggoyangkan mulut macam goyang c inul sambil melihat kawan disebelahnya, "membual" sekali apanah? dikeluarkan nya bah lesen nya ahh mcm paham saja apa kawanku atu cakap. tersumbat tarus mulut kawanku ahh paksa lagi pakai sucker yang untuk jamban ahh supaya nda tersumbat lagi. *labih-labih aku ahh*

sesampai di giant, nya kawanku, "ada duit brunei?" nya lady indon atu, "ada ada." sambil meruah2 bagnya apa. rupanya duitnya ane terselit arah buku and berkuluk2 mcm baju inda berterikah. duit $500 bah dibuatnya cematu. mcm APA?A-P-A=apa. aku lagi inda pernah memigang usin $500 ane. menalan air liur bah urg lehnya. haha. sekali kana bagi 30 mins, kan membayar tah ne lady indon ahh. tau kamu apa? *inda inda apa?* panuh bah trolley nya, kan tinggal dibrunei 4 hari ganya makanan dibalinya ane labih sudah ne~ adedeh~ kan dibawanya balik kali jadi souvenirs.

after bayar apa lagi hantar lah ke hotel inda kan dikapit kesana kemari. inda cukup sapit tu kan dipakai. astah~ lain lain~

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

riddle riddle riddle.

person A: sajuk eh aircon ani.
person B: tutup plang..
person A: canakan tutup? karang lamas.
person B: bungkus pakai plastic pastu tambah oxygen tank dlm supaya inda lamas. wawawa..

princess-stuck-dalam-whale said being lame is a spontaneous act whereas for me i guess being lame is in my jean, i mean gene. hahaa. bukan plg really lame, penyeluru brgbahagi. =P =P brgkali.. read the next scene, see if you agree wif me or not..

convo my mom with her sister.

the sis: awal kami balik, kan meliat cerita bla-bla krg. (i forgot the name of the cerita)
mama: kami pun, aku kan ke atm..
the sis: aku sama si kasum (bukan nama sebenar) kelmarin mengambil atm sama2..
mama: eh cemana kamu ngambil? barat tu kan dibawa.

wawawa..

convo my dad wif my cuzin.

babah: tinggi jua kau ani eh abu (bukan nama sebenar. atu bida..ubah eh)

*re-typing*

babah: tinggi jua kau ani eh Benjamin (bukan nama sebenar. inda tecari nama lain =P )
jamin: biasaaa.
babah: brapa tinggi mu?
jamin: *proudly* 6 kaki
babah: inda jua ko ada 6 kaki tu, 2 jua ganya..

wawawa..

owh owh yesterday, time makan my dad cakap kan beli pisang raja sekali ampai2 atas meja ada pisang ba then..

mama: ada jua pisang raja tu atas meja.
babah: bukan jua pisang raja tu.
mama: bukan kan? pisang apatah ni?
me: pisang queen kali ma..
sis: bukan ka, pisang pengiran..

haha. thats how our convo went. wawawa..

nah lari tah plg cerita ku ani, nda pedah2 di bagi kaki. next time tgn ja bagi =P

i wana share a riddle with kamu. my fren tadi tanya. here's the question:

Q: Something that spread and contagious which tenderly affected humans impression.
(hint: not a disease)
bagi reason jua kenapa kamu pilih that answer. =)

the answer is quite different from what i had in mind. i let you guys give it a try dulu la.. answer arh chatbox saja. let see who thought the same thing as i did. =)

*wink wink*

BBQ Party.

masa bbq di pantai muara, sorry ah nda ku pandai mengexplain dalam english, yatah kan my cousins bf ane memarakkan api. percubaan pertama kedua dan ketiga memarakkan api nda menjadi. ku marahi ya arang ahh kenapa lah kau nda mau marak? ku panggil krg bomba suruh extinguish kau apa rasanya? julur2 ya arang ahh nda mau merati. beguling2 tah kami ditanah ah bekelaie. nasib parut kusung mun nda terburai segala makanan dlm parut. eeeee~~ apakan~ nda make sense!

sekali aku meses lah my other cousin yang dalam perjalanan yg nya urang pukul 8 bejalan pukul 8 barukan bangun yatah namanya urg barunei tuuuu. tunjuk ya tunjuk!( tunjuk plg ih tapi jari ampir idung. haha.) my meses saying, "bro bali fire starters." sekali becalie tah kakaku ane tau kah nda jua ne apa fire starters. nya kakaku nya if ya nda tau tanyakan saja kaling di kadai ah. sekalikan nya kakaku "ntah kaling atu tau kah nda jua tu karang di baginya mancis. atu fire starter banar ihh. bukan lagi nda." hahahaha. ketawa tah kami sampai sikit lagi pacah parut. dlm hatiku, "pandai jua kaling atu be lame ah. haha. apakan~" nasib jua cousin ku tau apa fire starters ane mun inda, he'll get the lame kaling style. haha racist!

so usaha memarakkan api menjadi. sekali datang lagi one problem, brush untuk membrush ayam with minyak plus madu ketinggalan sama minyak nda cukup. so cadangan kami kan membali di kadai kaling ampir sana. bepikir kami jua if durang tedapat sama tau. nya cousins, bf cousin and kakaku, "karang dibaginya barus cat roller ahh. gila! atu barus tu banar. roller bah nada membari-bari. nyaman makan tuuu." i was like apakan~ lame jua ihh durang ane tapi calie jua. haha panat panat.

bejalan tah cousin ku with her bf ane mencari berus or sarai. upon their arrival back to the beach beceritatah my cousin's bf ane. "tadi bah aku ketamu, memakai cap mcm urang putih*fishing cap* nda nampak mcm urg brunei kali. nya urg atu, yes? what can i do for u?, bangang ku aku ckp lah, ahhh anu bah sarai ada?" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! apakan~ lame jua ihh urg menjual ahh. asyik-asyik pakai cap atu urg putih tah tu? haha. usulnya kan speaking2. inda cool tu bro, membari hawar bah tuu.

so for the next outing everyone, tebalkan muka malukan diri kerana ianya penting! bila bbq-ing lawak ambuk mesti dibawa kerana ianya enak. nyumnyum sehingga menjilat jari~!

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

mischief managed!

dulu-dulu masa ku damit everytime people asked me questions i ended up saying,"ntah ihh nda ku tau jawapannya." bila ku tanya durang apa jawapannya apanah durang bagi tau aku? MBBT.

so when i ask u a question, ull ask me back what is the answer. ill answer u guys, MBBT, Mana-Boleh-Bagi-Tahu.

what comes around goes around. lol!

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

suatu yang tidak begitu cool

sooo.. i would like to say more on smoking..
smoking sangat merbahaya..
smoking tidak bagus..
smoking menimbulkan pelbagai penyakit..
smoking bla bla bla.. this is getting boring isn't it? heh..

awu bah awu bah.. you get the point.. smoking is not good for you..refer the comic above..
that is so NOT COOL.. if you wanted so badly to be cool.. contact me and i'll personally buy you sunglasses.. branded ones..? oh yes you name it.. nanti mencari di Thailand yang imitation =p

so for smokers, try to stop smoking.. mun kana tangkap bersigup arah public.. nyaman tu babe duit melayang bayar saman..

satu nasihat:
stop puffing and makan lah curry puff instead..XP

xoxo

biasiswa.

a lot of people are freaking out right now simply because of scholarship. havent heard from moe about scholarship. usually ada ya teriak2 tu scholarship ah saying, "ECHO! come and get it. ECHO!" hahaha. out jua ih. *suatu ketika dahulu ada surat khabar nama echo di uk, ntah ada kah nda masih.*

dont worry my friends. you'll get ur scholarship. saya yakin! minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat! brunei yakin! woooohoooooo!! brunei siuk!! *lari lari nda mau kana tanya* alamak! terlebih sudah!

nda bah, jangan tah watir nyanta. ada tu karang scholarship atu berbunyi bergandang menari. ihhhh??? yatah, saya dengan yakin nya mengatakan kamu akan dapat scholarship pasal aku urg brunei and urg brunei yakin! minumlah milo supaya yakin! ih salah minumlah air sehat buatan brunei dan suci supaya hati kamu suci lagi mengucikan.

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

apa itu lame?

didju know that being lame is spontaneous?

sometimes you wouldn't know when it gonna hit you or hit the cinema.. apakan? =p
but well my point is.. nothing.. hahah

so last time i had a conversation with this someone.. someone who gets annoyed with my lameness ability most of the time..nyehs~ saya telah dikurniakan menjadi lame, so saya bersyukur.. hahah..

me : gosh.. your eyebrow.. so bushy ehhh..
someone : yeahh rightt.. like yours not bushy??
me : oh nopes.. mine's osamy.. ( get it? bush and osama laden? hahah)
someone : *muka macam separuh sasak and separuh kan ketawa* apakannn?
me : haha exsen tiaaa.. i know you get what i meant.. you're as lame as i am..

see? i didn't expect i would say that..i mean where the heck did 'osamy' word came from..ahaha..it's all spontaneous baby..maybe being lame, people would go "say whatttt?" or "eh capieee lame kau ani eh.." but at the end of the day, that lame jokes being told cracks you up and put a smile on your face.. well obviously..it takes certain people to pull it off..or else, the result will be.. "errr calieee kan tu??ku umban kau karang" haha.. but hey don't worry, kami naturally lame and we can pull it off *bam* just-like-that! haha rightttt..entah-entah ada orang sasak =p *huge thanks to gorilla yang mengajar kami jadi lame* XP

L-A-M-E?? it means.. Lawak Ambuks Memang Enak? HAHAHAHA.. antam saja tia buiii..=p

xoxo

iklan yang sangat berguna..

satu iklan di luar negeri that i think is worth to share with you guys. cerita nya mengenai dengan sepasang kekasih yg sedang berada di dalam kereta. mind you,the girlfriend drives instead of the boyfriend. kiranya girlfriend nya ani menyamal and minta kena pujuk. ngam jua kehabisan minyak kereta so singgah arh kedai minyak mengisi. suddenly the boyfriend got a briliant ideas to buy chocolates and flowers utk pujuk the girlfriend. in addition,he bought a toy spider. omg,what's the point of buying the toy spider? so simpan nya bunga arh kereta (tmpt yg selalu nya tissue box kena simpan) and di siring atu simpan nya a chocolate. and the toy spider tapuk nya arh mirror tmpt duduk driver.

perjalanan diteruskan.. kejadian pujuk-memujuk pun berlaku. melihat chocolate ampai2 atu,the girlfriend ambil and makan. the boyfriend simpan lg satu chocolate arh tmpt tadi,the girlfriend ambil jua. the third time,the boyfriend suap kn chocolate arh girlfriend nya. mau tia jua kn romantik dlm kereta time2 driving=p skali nya nda plg masuk mulut girlfriend nya. arh siring mulut yo! buka nya mirror skali ada spider. adui,atu ia kereta yg dipandu nda tercontrol lg. girlfriend nya ani takut kn spider. terus ia beranti siring jln and keluar dari kereta. the boyfriend umban spider mainan arh girlfriend nya. (memajal eh,nda mau2 tia jua kn mengumban) guess what? girlfriend nya telanggar psl ia makin ke belakang. nah,padan mua mu wang!
sekali ada tia ambulans datang to the rescue,kena bawa ke hospital. kn kena suntik the girlfriend skali the boyfriend nda mau2 kn menerangkan perkara sebenar. dalam erti kata lain,menghalang org yg kn menyuntik atu tadi. apa lagi,tersuntik plg mata the boyfriend akhirnya....

moral of the story is to be careful if driving. jgnth kn beromantik and pujuk memujuk dalam kereta,mara bahaya tuju nya tu.and to guys put there,nda lucu tu if kn memujuk girlfriend pakai spider.. walaupun ianya adalah mainan saja.
ada iklan tv brunei psl lelaki tua yg smoking dalam kedai tmpt perfume, tmpt mesin ATM, dalam bus. sedar2 th yg merokok ani membahaya kn kesihatan. plus its a waste of money buying boxes of cigarette.

sekian.

masa kanak-kanak.

masa kanak-kanak dulu, tengah main guli, kana buli ulih cousin lelaki.

menangis... wahhhhhh='(

me: gtau mama ku neeeee
pembuli: gtau pulangggg *julur-julur*
pembuli: tak takut takut!
me: nda mau kawan sama kau lagi
me: buang jabat buang jabat.
pembuli: kau buang aku tangkap *WTH?*

me: nya mama ku nya jangan main sama api....

-tau kamu lame ketawa kamu masih.=p-

Minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat..

Who love to shop?? If you loveeeeeeeeeeeeee to shop or in love with a shop, basar damit kah saiz kadainya atu pilihtah yg ada tinggal XL, L, M sama S, kadai india pun included ni, namanya jua shop kan.. (using india instead of kaling - trying to prove that im not racist =P) so those yg in this category kana panggil SHOPAHOLIC.. lurus rite? correct me if im wrong but then again who cares if im wrong, its my prerogative~ ada britney spears menyanyi la.. shouts: I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOURE HALF INSANE. =D



Who love chocolates? Chocolates chocolates chocolates chocolates chocolates brapa banyak chocolates laaa~~ inda kira chocolate putih kah, chocolate gelap kah, chocolate warna-warni kah (referring to M&M's, nips, etc etc) kalau mau bisai, baiktah pahami tu.. =P so those ppl yg tergila-gilakan chocolates ani, sikit lagi kalah rating nya ngan cucur pisang atu kekurangan 0.99999998% saja. ani pandai ya mengira ambuk ah cua kamu liat tu memarah otak ah terlebih accurate, disuruh kira hari inda ya pandai =P nways, kana panggil CHOCOHOLIC.


yang kuat-kuat minum atu.. macam si Hamli mabuk kepayang arah kurapak atu.. atu ALCOHOLIC.



whereas those yg terlampau mencintai buku dgn sepenuh jiwanya inda mau belapas bekapit2 saja sampai ilang jua kulat-kulatnya dipanggil book mushroom.. eh, BOOKWORM. ai...mengapa ya nada ujungnya holic holic atu ah??



Anyways, bermacam-macam holic lah.. im sure you guys know already know most of it..


but if kamu ketagih kepada dadah........................................tahai. drugs i tak main taw, time damam ja.. ho ho ho.. merry christmas... bah if kamu ketagih membaca blog ani, minumlah horlick with or without ice, kurang manis, terlebih manis terserah kamu lah, gula2 horlicks pun nyaman =D =D yg penting horlick.. supaya jadi LAME-A-HOLIC.. harharharhar.. apakan har ani? haram kali.. =P =P =P







ps: belilah horlick sekarang selagi stock masih ada.. abis krg tu ulih Mr. H Digger ah. =D =D









*wink wink*