A&B--- CDEF

round2 belait, kami sakai macam baruk. al-maklum ada connection.

B: tu tu, bukit beruang! beruang nya bebukit!
A: apakan~ tu tu beruang nya pindah *pointing at the signboard saying perpindahan bukit beruang*
B: hahahaha. lagi cia~

A sais something that made B mad.

B: pinching A over and over again*
A: aduh! sakit bah B! abg ibrahim tolong abg ibrahim tolong~
CDEF: wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
B: apa A? ah? apa? *stop pinching*
A: terima kasih abg ibrahim.

A bertanya soalan.
A: apa cucur paling basar?
B: haha. awu apa?
C: err ntah
DEF: ntahhh
A&B: cucur ikan paus!
CDEF: apakan~~ nda make sense lame hantap!

A bercerita soalan atu kana balasi. nya;
"aku tanya soalan atu sekali kana balasi ku. kana tanya kuali apa paling basar? sekali*chuckles* jawapannya kuali masak cucur ikan paus!"

BCDEF: hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

D: kettle apa paling basar?
A: hahahahaha
D&A: kettle KB! *pointing at this huge kettle on the middle of a round about*
BCEF: hahaha. apakan~

-thanks to my super lame friends for without them i wont be able to write a lame story for this blog.-

o-bukan nama sebenar.

there are 6 people in a car, ABCDEF. a trip to kb was worthwhile. seronok!

A, the driver, bought a chocolate and ate it. A shared the chocolate with B while the rest didnt want it.

A: nyaman B? nyaman?
B: awu ihh nyaman*sambil makan*
A: pasal apa tu nah B?
A&B: pasal free~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

CDEF: lame jua ihh~ *dalam hati* rolling our eyes.

hari bersejarah bagi grown-ups!

jamal jalan-jalan,
jamal jolok jambu,
jamal jerit,
"jambu jatuh jambu jatuh",
jengjengjengjengjengjeng!


do u guys know this machine that some of us used to play? if we put coins and turn it we got this cute widdle egg? mcm talur bah usulnya dalam talur atu ada hadiah. kalau masa damit kami iski tu pasal ada hadiah dlmnya. mcm2 tah tu cincin lah patung damit2 lah. lame kami masa damit atu. haha.

i mean im 19, my sister is 23 and my other sister is 30. u know what we did? we saw the machine after we had our dinner and my sister offered me 20c to give that machine a try. i think i broke the first machine since it didnt work. oppsss! terlebih sudah~ urg india lagi punya machine pajal nya ku krg membayar for the machine. harhar. so aku buat muka innocent but nda menjadi since aku terbahak2 ketawa. i tried the second same machine. it worked! we were actually thinking cemana kan pulas taruh the coin apa. haha. hari bersejarah, manatau ada camera kana gambar kami, baik kamu liat surat khabar the title saying, "tiga anak dara yang sudah lanjut umurnya dilihat sedang mencuba permainan yang dinamakan "20cent satu telur" dan telah berjaya mendapatkan sabigi telur." -kisah selanjutnya muka surat 4.

thahs how the egg looks like. pretty cute huh? haha. sungguh menakjubkan~ dalamnya ular. haha.

ular berlingkar di atas pagar, di atas pagar ular berlingkar, betanya c kamar, di mana kampung batu ampar?

kacak eyhhh

it took me a while to post this. been postponed for some reasons. get it? telipun kana post haha apakan~hehe.

two of my favourites c-s-i-s. well count house in cause hes my favourite super sarcastic doctor. goodlooking, great body, cute smile, nice hair, intelligent and oh what more can u want from a guy? bid for them. lelong lelong! 25 percent 25 percent! 25 percent??? what the february? oh, house isnt that goodlooking hes old and cranky haha. caya lah lu~

if they ask u one question what would ur answer be? and the question issssssssss ARE WE NATURAL BLONDES?

how to duel.

first we bow~ then we get ready-- settt GOOOO!! alamak! terlebih sudah~

ok, stare and watch ur opponent then--- oii tambii!!=p=p

nadabah seriously, ok=)

*looking at my card* dear xoxo, didnt u say so urself that kaling is everywhere? kadai gunting lah kadai dobi lah kadai makan lah tukang mesin rumput lah tukang gunting lah tukang driver lah salesmen lah and perhaps u have forgotten that it was u who said without them *hand to my heart* nda maju ne negara ahh. oii tambiii!! i salute u. wahahahahaah=p=p *kejam*

my point? point apa? mau jarum? *ya ALLAH ya tuhanku kenapalah saya lame?* pastu kan my point is tekana durg everywhere memajal numbur satu ne durang ah. kadai dobi bah durg plg dtg kerumah minta baju ahh. pastu kadai gunting bah bro durg plg mengoffer tempat duduk plus menarik2 tgn tani and say "bro, u need a hair cut." mau lagi? mesin rumput bah? durg mesinkan rumput ah without being asked to pastu kan minta bayaran g tu sudah nya urg nada menyuruh majal diri bah ya mesinkan rumput ahh. pastu ah krg dtg2 ya kerumah minta aluminium cans apa sudah nya urg nada majal betanya balik2. haaaaiiiissshhhhhh apa ke heh nye?

melayu kah? melayu ane ada jua yang memajal jenisnya mcm c sathiya arah kawin muda ahh bari garam ati! tambah gula supaya manis ati kwangkwang apakan~ melayu ane majalnya time driving mostly. cuba kamu perhatikan, karit nda mau membagi jalan pastu majal g tu asak2 arah tempat sampit parking tu krg majal malas kan parking jauh jalan bah disangga nya. haaaaiiiiisssshhhhhh *lap paluh kirikanan* fuuuhhhhh~~ puas ati daa~~ =p

duel ane makin lama makin panas. apa kata xoxo??

xoxo berkata "eat slugs" *pointing wand at me*

ROFL! it backfires! woohooooooooo!!! apa rasanya babe? haha=p=p

i say, "ahhhhhhh" *eksen2 pengsan* -it takes two.

suddenly someone says, "london bridge is falling down!" -u need to see it takes two to understand this. hahah=p=p

pretty lame, innit?=p

memajal-ing is a crime ;p

"Man 1 : Information. Can I help you?
Man 2 : I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.
Man 1 : One moment, please. Pause. I'm sorry sir, I have no listing
for a Theodore Guild.
Man 2 : No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater
Guild.
Man 1 : I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.
Man 2 : Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!
Man 1 : That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore. "

memajal much? oh yeahhhh..bari sasak ah? hahah ey, speaking of memajal.. why do people cakap "eh jangan memajal, kaling ganya memajal ani.." HAHAHA..i'm sure you hear that once in a while but the question is.. why kaling? why not melayu? haha is it really true yang kaling ani memajal kan? as in how? how people know durang memajal? is it by the way they talk? laju and berlingkar-lingkar? hahah.. okay.. i ask so much questions eh? curious meh~ =p bah ah siapa tahu answernya, tell me.. ada 'win a date with kaling' menanti as the first prize =p

cakap pasal kaling ani haha i remembered something,

>banyak-banyak mata, mata apa yang boleh dimakan?

--mata kucing...
>salahhhh..

--matabak (murtabak).. XP

soooo... my bed is calling me already...

i better head off to bed then..

good night people.. =)

zZzZzZzzzZ...

xoxo

Awang Tarzan

kamu tahu apa.. inda..mana kamu tahu kan pasal saya belum cerita pun =p anyways atu bah.. si Awang Tarzan.. kamu rasa ia pintar kah inda? berakal or not to know mana salah and mana lurus? mun kan dicakap awu, macam inda jua pasal adakah gorilla difikirnya mama papanya.. tsk tsk..then segala ambuk-ambukans and apa jua binatang yang hidup buatnya teman-teman sejatinya walaupun dia tidak faham bahasa mereka..kesian kan.. entah-entah ambuks apa atu sumpah-sumpah ia and si Awang Tarzan ani 'anguk-anguk geling-geling iya iya' tah ganya =p

but thennn...mun dicakap inda pintar pun.. cemana ia boleh swing from tree to tree perfectly atu? that requires perfect timing, velocity, kinetic energy, potential energy, weight, tension on the 'string' he used to swing,etc,etc.. maybe Awang Tarzan belajar physics kali jua.. wahahah.. waduh.. kamu si.. bisa aja.. mana mungkin laaaa.. =p

baca lah kisah tarzan selanjutnya dalam petikan di bawah..

"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
Tarzan: Look, a herd of elephants in the distance
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
Tarzan: Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time! "

so.... got anything to say? well i do..
to Awang Tarzan.. tolong mendaftar masuk sekolah.. di sana mereka akan mengajar awak bagaimana rupa-rupa manusia, binatang dan macam-macam lagi..it's never too late to learn.. or if malas kan pergi sekolah, minum lah susu Dumex agar otak sihat dan cergas XP

xoxo

"knight"

listen my people, i am about to award this bus a title or at least i think i will.

Bus,
u have been a very good bus. u take care of urselves and u have been the fastest bus in the world. u travel like u never should and u eat like u have never seen food. for now, i raise my wand aka sword giving u luck and prosperity*wand at left and right shoulders* for i the king of the jungle giving u this title, Sir Knight Bus!

horay to sir knight bus! *clapclapclap*

*boy i thought that was going to be hard.chuckles*

ms know-it-all

do u know why gorillas makin lama makin lesser and lesser? they killed themselves. yes, true, nda caya? cua kamu liat if ya marah ya tumbuk2 badannya, chest nya lah, belubang tarus jantungnya kan operation nda lagi sampat so inalillah~ kesian~ nasib jua kami ambuk nda cematu. you-know-what. =p

do u know what a boggart is? i tell u; a boggart is a thing that lives in a wardrobe and ull never know what it looks like because if u open the wardrobe it will become somewhat what u scare the most. yatah beckp mengenai boggart ane i have something to share.

exhibit A: a boggart wardrobe.
i imagine myself being infront of the wardrobe and as the door opens what comes out is the most thing i fear; a cage. yalah, kan aku ambuk of course lah aku nda suka cage. pastu kan in order to make the boggart looks less scarier u have to think something that could turn that cage into something funny and so i say, "ridikulus!" *watch harry potter*

u want to know what happen to the cage? --- a human is in it. haha. mau tau kenapa? aku aga cage atu and say to the human, "yatah kau curi lagi pisang ku, apa rasanya~?"=p=p

atu imaginasi tu and back to the present aku ketawa di lantai guling2. haha. kana ucap sinting ganya nda. sabar saja ku. tapi siuklah. that made my day. me and my mind are in love babe!

segala2nya terjadi kerana....bosan!

I’m actually quite surprised at how fast the espeed has become. My, my, round of applause, bulatannya mesti bulat jaga nda,for espeed. Hooraaaayyyyyy!! I want to box someone or something. Espeed perhaps, yea, kan ku masukkan dalam kutak. Haha. Apakan~

Once upon a time, I had this attachment at the local hospital, wait! Where are we again? Ahhhhh brunei so its ripas then. So yeah I had the attachment with my lame friend, superstar F. haha sorry darl=p we met new friends. Theres this one dude kuat menyaya even arah urg ya nda kenal juga dikenali sebagai us.

So nyaya after nyaya, talk after talk, kenal after kenal, kami pun serang hendap kedia jua with our powerful words since kami pernah jumpa urg mcm kedia di pasar gadong. *apakan* so yatah asal kami nyaya ia kan ya ckp arah kami, “labih labih kamu ane ihh, L-L L-L.”

Pasal kami terlampau cool dari kedia kami ckp ia lame tapikan in the end we missed him and kami pun ikutkan jua. Haha boooo us boooo us. Cakap tak serupa bikin mcm ambuk patutpun mulut basar.

talk and trade

*prasan jadi tv host sekajap* ok penonton sekalian..kita masih lagi berbincang mengenai topic panas kita iaitu cinta itu buta.. siapa setuju dengan statement berkenaan,sila angkat meja..alamak terlebih sudah~ :p bah enough of that.. see comic below..



sobs* sobs* saya sedih dan menangis melihat petikan komik itu... sungguh kejam.. sampai hati that dude.. MAIN GAME INDA BAWA AKU!!! hahah =p =p sukanyeee dia main trade-trade..cubatah trade ambuk kah.. ani girlpren nya..

games, football, games again and football again.. versus girls... who will win ah? guys will choose..... hmmm go figure ladies~ :p

last but not least..to any frustrated girlfriends out there,this is for you..hehee =D

"a man tells you he needs space? give him the number of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and 50 cents to make the call."

smiles... =) till then..toodles~
xoxo

cinta itu buta or not ah??

ever wonder why most people say 'love is blind'?? you ask me? oh i don't know..never seen its eyes before.. so i can't confirm you if it's blind.. hahah.. okay..lame.. stop it.. =p well try asking those who believes that love is blind la.. ask them how they know etc,etc,etc.. manatau 'love' atu bercheck mata kah.. pakai kaca mata hitam and bertongkat kah mun berjalan..haha ey.. here i go again? apanya orang..berlurus jua ehhh si dayang ani..mun understand good.. hahah..

<---- hehee get the picture now? email me please if you see this around.. need to know why it's blind.. ;p

awu bah awu bah... maybe love is blind.. refer comic above.. terjatuh cinta dengan seekor burung.. bulieeeeh?? entahlah labu..hahah..

xoxo

joke of the day.

Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

the love guru!

im loving every second bits of this video. enjoy~

DAVIDS!

sexy hot phewwww~~ meltssss. what more to say? plus its kinda funny as well. enjoy fans of the DAVIDS!

a type of cancer.

morning.

did u watch AF? OMG! *sense the sarcasm please*

pls dont get carried away. anyways last night i read this one email about breast cancer. it has a picture of a nipple in it. haha. my guy cousin was with me that time reading it. haha again. i know~ but hey he got nipples as well so theres nothing to be embarrassed about. innit?

so i told my cousin that men have breasts as well. oh he didnt believe me. *try saying that in scottish accent* i told him that when we had this attachment at the ripas hospital men do take the mammogram and its even more painful than when women take it. u see u have to stand up and since men's breast are flat the doctors have to pull it very very very hard just to be able to do the mammogram. painful? yep u bet.

he can feel the pain haha. sorry cuz. ur just so impossible sometimes=p and then he argued that they are not called breasts they are called chest. so i asked a friend whom i was chatting with. she said since men can have breast cancer so she supposed so men have breasts. aha! thats what i told him! and guess what he was still being in denial. and i told the friend.

she said "well they are not called chest cancer. hellooooo~"

hahahaha! *hi5* my friend! i just love that! and cuzzie~ sorry bro. ur just outnumbered. hahahaha=p how he wished gopal was there. haha.

so dear men out there, dont be so in denial when u know we women are right. being so is lame~ big "L".=p

haha.

whenever i posted a post i always ended up saying "ha-ha" at the end of each and every sentences. oh-my-god! i just realised that and its fucking driving me crazy to get rid of that habit. haha. see? bad bad girl! stop saying it! ha....-- oh oh! hehe then=)=) satisfied?=p

this goes to my superstar friend; u are so LAME! u should join us wait! u r in the club: L-A-M-E club. hehe.

so as mike myers said; i know the winner-- he is the US citizen. aged between 16 and 28. his name is DAVID! haha. i love him! haha.

notice how many hahas ive been using? its haunting me--- OH NO!!!!

haha is lame.

Being in love is lame?? hahaha.

ms. bee.

i misspelled mike MYRES' name. i did think i misspelled it tapi pasal saya cool i let it be. haha *tutup malu bah bro* anyways c ms.bee and jua mau perfect ketawa ya lagi tuu.

i call her ms. bee pasal nya kan competition mengeja atu kan namanya spelling bee? so yatah pasalnya tu ms. bee ms.bee. mcm mr. weatherbee kana panggil mr. bee mr. bee. apakan~ saya lame. u didnt get that did u? i knew it!=p kalau ane faham? she called herself lee since she corrected my spelling i call her bee now, makes sense yes?=p

lets do spelling now~
m-i-k-e-m-y-e-r-s
m-i-c-k-e-y-m-o-u-s-e
b-u-a-h

kenapa tarzan mesti handsome sama badannya lawa??

kemusykilan mu terjawab.

fee: u have ur answers now. david cook won. and and u know what? both davids have butts. haha sexyyyyyy. haha=p david archuleta could have won but heck even if he didnt win hes still a winner right? =)

ihh apakan tu mike myres new movie ahh. he is so hilarious. ur my dawg~ or is it ur my dog? haha. paula i love u. simon i love u more~ winkwink. haha.

i have this habit of u know imitating everything that sounds funny to me for example as above-- exhibit A. and its pretty lame. how to make this habit non-lame? haha. u tell me.

carzy for korean dramas.

its making me sad that now my favourite korean drama is coming to an end. alah~ but its been driving me crazy to know the ending. love triangle sucks. pacah jua kepala memikirkan bertaburan segala meat2 pasal terlampau bergaru*ambuk style* every time meliat drama ane. awu jgntah ditanya im balding. =p haha. i wonder if ambuks buleh u know balding jua can they?*ur thinking about it arent u?=p*

sorry babes, for this insanely small fonts and insanely girlish layout. i HAD to change it cause im cool.

oh hello.

why?how?what?

curious...
u know kan ambuks ane have the same skin colour or ehem* hair colour. so how do they know which is female and which is male? how they distinguish between male and female? heh. maybe kalau yg makan pisang biasa atu ambuk lelaki kali and if makan cucur pisang bini2 biasa bini2 ane lembut kan pastu if lelaki kira macho la tu makan pisang biasa. is that right 32?=p

thats not the issue here. kenapa if guys meguurat bini2 boleh sedangkan bini2 ngurat kana ucap nda tau malu? kenapa if lelaki too close with other lelaki kana ucap gay but when the ladies themselves hold hands with each other nda kana ucap lesbian? mana equal rights ane? and oh nda kamu curious if binatang pun ada cematu? especially ambuks gorillas atu? haha i know i am.;)

oh awu kalau ambuks ane if damit bdnnya bini2 if basar lelaki. mana equal rights ane? insulting bah tuu basar damit. cuba anda fikirkan.

curious curious.

perasan menuntut keadilan adalah lame.

bahasa dalam 2.

contributed by forwarded email:

this one is the other way round lah ahh malay to english=) enjoy~

putus hubungan= cut connection
pikir masak-masak= think cook-cook
bertepuk sebelah tangan= clap one hand
dengan mata saya sendiri= with eyes myself
minta maaf balik-balik= apology back-back
main kayu tiga= play wood three
awal-awal= first-first
menarik diri= pull my body
main-mainkan hati saya= play-play with my liver
awak cintakan dia lebih dari diri saya= you love she very high from me
tiada lagi air mata= no more eye water
pisang berbuah dua kali= banana to fruit two times
selamat jalan= safe walk

pretty stupid aint it? haha=D pasal aku cool i do this. haha. awu nda pandai be abis pasal cool2 haha=p sorry naik lorry. haha apakan~ lame~

bahasa dalam.

how to translate english words to malay words:

facebook= bukubermuka
friendster= kawanberpusing
superwall=dinding size S
funwall= dinding keseronokan
multiply= kaaaliiiiii
logout= keluarbatangkayu
superpoke= mencucuk sangat
many pretty your face= banyak cantik muka kau
shut up= tutup atas
pass up= lulus atas
hand in= tangan kedalam

anymore to add?

if u have more ideas please give me a call at 8747264 which equals to 8pisang=)

kepada teman2 ku..

stress-free is not in my dictionary,haha. pengakuan yg akan mengejutkan kamu semua. sebenarnya saya juga berjumpa dgn therapist disebabkan oleh beberapa masalah kecil dan masalah besar yg tidak diketahui oleh kamu. saya lg handal,4 kali seminggu berjumpa therapist. boleh dikatakan half a week gitu,masa nya selalu petang. and saya bejumpa nya secara peribadi,hendak kan privacy lh kata kan,waseh. yang in a group session nda saya berapa tepakai. al maklum org pemalu,haha.

syukur th kna bagi pisang. saya special treat sikit, 3 hari kna bagi pisang. yg sehari atu kena belanja banana split arh DQ,baik hatinya therapist atu mun awal bulan.mun di puji lagi,ada lg kn belanja nya tu..sudah pertengahan bulan,sehari atu bagi nya makan cucur pisang sja. mun nda ia tekarih mencucur,bagi nya setandan pisang utk di bawa balik rumah. mun bulan tua,balik dgn tangan kosong,ok le tu,asal sja nda stress lps berdiscuss dgn therapist.muka nya mari senyum th sja,nasib nda saya terpikat,haha.

ada therapist bercerita hari atu,katanya ada this group yg selalu dtg masa tgh malam.nda pandai merati group ani.padahal sudah inform nya awal2,jgn dtg tgh malam masa ia sedang dibuai mimpi.mau nda mau paksa jua dlayan,mencari nafkah nda kira siang or malam.lg pun group yg dtg tgh malam ani membayar nya extra extra special.saya curious dan bertanya apa yg extra extra special. "biarlah rahsia~" atu jawapan nya,capie2 therapist atu,lain kali ku membalasi.ani kn regular customer tpi berahsia,apa ke heh nye?..

ps- mun serik makan pisang,tukar therapist th,nda salah ku ada this therapist yg selalu belanja *sniff sniff* atu tapi nda ku berani mengaga,jauh lagi tempat nya,habis minyak kreta(mun ada org sponsor,layan eh~)=p=p

yg lame bulih jadi awesome!! =D =D

Twelfth Night is a comedy by William Shakespeare, named after the Twelfth Night holiday of the Christmas. It was written around 1601, and was first published in the First Folio in 1623 season.

SYNOPSIS

Illyria, the setting of Twelfth Night, is important to the play's romantic atmosphere. It is an ancient region on the eastern coast of the Adriatic Sea covering parts of modern Croatia, Montenegro and Albania , but is thought to be an imaginary place. Illyria is mentioned in one of the source plays for Twelfth Night, Plautus's Menæchmi, as a place where, as in Twelfth Night, a twin went looking for his brother. Shakespeare himself mentioned it previously, in Henry VI, Part II, noting its reputation for pirates.

Like many of Shakespeare's comedies, this one centres on mistaken identity. The leading character, Viola, is shipwrecked on the shores of Illyria during the opening scenes. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes dead. Posing as a man and masquerading as a young page under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino. Orsino is in love with the bereaved Lady Olivia, whose brother has recently died, and decides to use "Cesario" as an intermediary. Olivia, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with this handsome and eloquent messenger. Viola, in turn, has fallen in love with the Duke, who also believes Viola is a man, and who regards her as his confidant.

When Sebastian arrives on the scene, confusion ensues. Mistaking him for Viola, Olivia asks him to marry her, and they are secretly married by a priest. Finally, when the twins appear in the presence of both Olivia and the Duke, there is more wonder and awe at their similarity, at which point Viola reveals she is really a female and that Sebastian is her lost twin brother. The play ends in a declaration of marriage between the Duke and Viola, Toby and Maria, and Olivia and Sebastian, though their marriages are never actually seen.

sounds familiar, don't you think? hehe.

sources: wikipedia and google. =)

stress itu tidak cool

selamat petang..

hari ini saya ingin bercerita satu kisah mengenai perkara-perkara yang dilakukan oleh orang stress..mereka yang stress mempunyai bermacam-macam baju seragam.. ey? oops..salah.. i mean bermacam ragam..

yatahkan.. (sebenarnya aku nada cerita haha)

mengapa orang stress kan? cakap stress tapi nada usul stress pun..sampat lagi chill-chill tu yo.. macam si ilv ah.. kuat berjaur tu anak seikong atu..while me? saya suka berjamur.. hahah apakan? i can't think of anything else that rhymes with berjaur =p berjamur okay whattt.. mau jua sekali sekala tanning =p

personally, i think that mun stress ani bawa saja bergila..okay tu.. you know bak kata pepatah 'ketawa adalah ubat yang paling mujarab dari segala ubat' hahah antam~ but in english it's 'laughter is the best medicine'.. wahaha it sounded so lawa-er in english than it is in malay..inda convincing usulnya in malay atu =p

so..yeahhh usually bila malam menjelang and kami seorang-orang mental and stress.. kami pergi berjumpa our personal therapist..(refer to the picture above) that's more likely what we usually do in every session we had.. yang duduk-duduk atu si ilv and me tu.. lagi seorang, keep changing lah.. kadang-kadang si 300.. kadang-kadang si baboon,gorilla.. ms.300 bukan client tetap like ilv and i=p and the therapist atu entah lupaku siapa namanya pasal ia kambang,lame,prasan cool(cuba liat rambutnya..spiky kali ahhhh pandai bergaya ambuknya..ambuk poklen kali)..and so kami menahan rasa ganya mendengar ia bercerita atu.. liat usul kami khusyuk meliat ia bercerita ah.. mun inda khusyuk, kana sumbatkan pisang ke mulut.. mun banana split disumbatkan manasaja.. ani pisang kaling.. apa kelasss? =p

and oh ada lagi seorang tu.. ia sign up for therapy session jua but inda pernah muncul-muncul.. sibuk dating kali ya..malar lagi membali ayam from me..yatah ya stress-free.. 32 ani =p

yet, overall.. despite the fact that the therapist bari menyampah usulnya.. kami tetap berterima kasih kepadanya kerana dia lah ilham kami menjadi insan-insan yang lame..thanks bro.. nanti-nanti i lanja you.. =p hahahah..

bah peace out.. ey wait.. it should be peace peace kacang peas.. *rolling eyes* now that's lame!! hahah..say no to stress ;p xoxo

<---don't let yourself be like this..

<--- ahhhh.. this is much better;) adios!

kawanku yang super lame.

one evening, a friend chatted with me. He said he has not seen me for quite a while. its true cause i have been MIA if u know what i mean*wink*

so he asked me pretty lame questions and ehem* he said he has not asked u dear fee=) awu bah c gopal bertanya antadi nyanta...=p

gopal: apa bas paling pandai?
me: bas *my name*
gopal: atu bas yg paling lame! haha. nadawah~
gopal: bas sekulah~
me: haha pasal? pasal sekulah so pandai la tuuu? kau lame~ haha
gopal: pasal ia ke sekulah.

gopal: bas apa paling barat?
me: bas tunggi! *since i called him c tunggi for having a big butt kalah aku=p*
gopal: atu bas paling barat belakang tu...
gopal: haha. bah apa?
me: ntah ihh apanah~??
gopal: basi
me: haha kau jubur.

thats how our conversation went.
gopal is the lamest,
gopal is the king of lame,
gopal is a friend and a friend that ill always remember because of his lameness.

it doesnt rhyme does it? bahhh~

makanlah donut untuk tidur

i haven't been sleeping well lately..every midnight, ada the ambuks berpartayyy.. usually ilv and i yang kana invite pasal kami ani macam dracula.. sudah pagi barutah kan tidur ;p sooo i came across that simpson picture.. nyaman tidurnya atu yooo.. siuk usulnya.. well minus the saliva that is.. ngalih karang menyuci pillow ah =p

speaking of sleeping kan.. i have a question..

--mengapa orang nyaman tidur di kerita?

>pasal ada aircond.. sajukkk..lurus kan??

--indaaa..salahhh..bah cia? bah cia? *iski tone*

>awu bahhh..bah cia *kes malas kan guess*

--pasal tayar nya round...

>errr so?? jadinya? napakan? round plang..sekalinya? *sasak*

--bah cubatah imagine tayarnya square.. nyaman kali tidur? ada antak-antak..

HAHAHAHA.. see that car.. the tyres are round.. macam donut ah.. patut pun nyaman tidur..probably people who sleeps in the car, mimpi donut kali yatahhh... hahaha apakan~ =p

talking about sleep.. i'm sleepy already wahaha.. i better head off to bed then... buenas noches! xoxo

utensils.

1. the first picture represents the utensils we used for eating. from left to right: knife, fork and spoon.

2. this second picture represents the utensils children used. safety is rule number one.

3. now this picture is a picture of utensils for cooking. isnt it nice?

now everybody since u know what utensils are u can buy them at the GIANT mall, rimba. remember, first come first serve!

*it just pops into my head to post this.*

narnia.

okay this is what i get for googling about narnia. i was just curious how many books are there. oh oh i watched narnia!! man! the movie is smashing! gila siuk hantap! =D i love every scenes and i hope for more~ however, jengjengjeng~ i get disappointed as i read through some details about the other books. the pevensies are not in the books anymore well they are but small roles plus plus let me spoil it for u: peter, edmund and lucy died at the end and and susan gone senile or something and no longer friends of narnia. pretty silly how the author described what happened to her. man! thats kinda devastating. what i love about the ending is they died in real world but live forever in narnia. i still dont like what will happen to susan in the end. sasak sasak sasak! oh well surprise me!!

nah;

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1950)

Main article: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, completed in the spring of 1949 (Ford 2005) and published in 1950, tells the story of four ordinary children: Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie. They discover that the wardrobe in an old professor's house leads to the magical land of Narnia, currently under the spell of a witch. The children fulfill an ancient, mysterious prophecy as they help Aslan save Narnia from the evil White Witch who has reigned over the kingdom of Narnia for a hundred years.

[edit] Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia (1951)

Main article: Prince Caspian

Completed in the autumn of 1949 and published in 1951, Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia tells the story of the Pevensie children's second trip to Narnia, during which they discover that an evil king has usurped the throne. Once again, they set out to save Narnia, this time with the help of the rightful ruler, Prince Caspian.

[edit] The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952)

Main article: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Completed in the winter of 1950 and published in 1952, The Voyage of the ‘Dawn Treader’ returns Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, along with their priggish cousin, Eustace Scrubb, to Narnia. Once there, they accompany King Caspian on a voyage to find the seven lords who were banished when Miraz took over the throne. This perilous journey brings them face to face with many wonders and dangers as they sail toward Aslan's country at the end of the world.

[edit] The Silver Chair (1953)

Main article: The Silver Chair

Completed in the spring of 1951 and published in 1953, The Silver Chair is the first book without the Pevensie children. Instead, Aslan calls Eustace back to Narnia together with his classmate Jill Pole. There they are given four clues to find Prince Rilian, Caspian's son, who had been kidnapped ten years earlier. Eustace and Jill, with the help of Puddleglum the Marsh-wiggle and many others, face great danger before finding Rilian.

[edit] The Horse and His Boy (1954)

Main article: The Horse and His Boy

Completed in the spring of 1950 and published in 1954, The Horse and His Boy is the first of the books that does not follow the previous one sequentially; instead, it takes place during the reign of the Pevensies in Narnia, an era which begins and ends in the last chapter of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The story is about Bree, a talking horse, and Shasta, a young boy, who have both been held (albeit separately) in bondage in Calormen, a country to the south of Narnia. By chance, they meet each other and plan their return to Narnia and freedom. On their journey they discover that the Calormenes are about to invade Archenland, and they plan to arrive there first to alert the King.

[edit] The Magician’s Nephew (1955)

Main article: The Magician's Nephew

Completed in the winter of 1954 and published in 1955, the prequel The Magician's Nephew brings the reader back to the very beginning of Narnia where we learn how Aslan created the world and how evil first entered it. Another group of people from Earth stumble into Narnia via an entirely different route. Many long-standing questions about Narnia are answered, such as how inter-world travel was made possible, how a lamppost came to be in a woodland and where the wardrobe came from.

[edit] The Last Battle (1956)

Main article: The Last Battle

Completed in the spring of 1953 and published in 1956, The Last Battle chronicles the end of the world of Narnia. Jill and Eustace return to save Narnia from Shift, an ape, who tricks Puzzle, a donkey, into impersonating the lion Aslan. In this book, it is revealed what Aslan's country really is.

haha im a spoiler and sorry to spoil this dear fans of narnia. i think spoilers are lame. *ada ada saja~*

wahahaha

> Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah
> komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk
> menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.
>
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> keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej
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> mesej di dalam skrin komputer:
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>
> Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai
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> esok.Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke
> sini nanti lebih bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.


ilv

the strory for today.

tadi my sister went out so i asked her a favour kinda a favour to buy my soap. i told her lah the name is ginvera yadayadayada even told how it looked like apa so she said she will buy if she remembered.

at around 3ish she text me apa nama brand nya actually kan i gave her the wrong name earlier jubur banar haha and she was circling around all kadais to find the one i said earlier. paluiiii haha. anyways when she went home she told me lah ya pusing2 cari my sabun atu wahaha. she told the story to my other sister. heh. and the funny story keeps on being told. heh.

another story, i was watching lawaking. so becerita tah ne all the lawaks-er pasal people pakai headphones dgr rap song and even pretending to be one. so nyanyi2 rap2 with hand gestures kana panggil cia this person "oiii tambiii!!". u know what? he was actually pembuat murtabak apalah~ adakah nda panat dimana tuu? and another person kana liatkan nyanyi rap konon sekali kana panggil tambi jua rupanya behapa ya nah? mencuci pinggan wooooohoooooo!! haha capie2 bnr sampat lagi tu buat cematu. luckily durang ane bukan kaling mun awu apanah? naaaadaaaaaa.... uuuu! haha apakan~ lame~

so thats my story pretty lame dont u think? ull say "apakan urg ane... nada calie..." =p

a cute video.

contributed by: i love vanilla.

*whispering* shes too busy to post something. exam season. hope she does not hear this haha=p=p

the connection.

i was watching this movie <--- four brothers and it reminded me of us.*see profile*

now let see what we have in common. looking at the profile picture there are four of us and look at the movie like whoa! "four brothers" uhuh~ *nodding head*

four brothers have 2 whites and 2 blacks. ermmm kami semua kulit warna brown cemana tu?? hahaha=) kami makan pisang durang four brothers pun makan pisang.

aku saja banarnya sama2 kan kami pasal i think kan u guys can relate lah kami with the four brothers plus durang cool bro kami pun cool. haha. durang jejakas and kami gadis. haha. get it? they talk like this we talk like that.

pasal aku nada keraja aku buat lah ane. i have so many wild ideas babe. gila!pasal aku cool! haha=D



ane namanya tarap. random berabis! haha. u know tarap ane it is only founded in borneo island saja so anyone from indonesia, singapore alah yg bukan d borneo island atu lah nda tau apa itu tarap. u have to educate people bro! *doing the hand thing like randy jackson but nda menjadi terkapai2* so thats how u eat it. i ate it yesterday. yumyum!

saya bosan. love love!

kemusykilan melanda diriku..

wheeeeeee...
as i predicted, the davids are the final two for american idol..
i'm a happy happy person because i like them both.. duhhh~~ hahah..
awu ehhh high saya ni.. psst sis, nah sniff sniff.. one packet saja ah? hahah.. oh what the heck is sniff sniff.. people might wonder.. gitau cia? nahhhh.. biarlah rahsia~ haha.. hint: kami bukan anak baik.. naughty naughty.. jangan diikut.. selahau sikit kami ani.. indaja ambuk? jaaaa~~ =p

anyways, back to the davids..
saya musykil..who do i want to win actually?haha

---david archuleta is so talented.. especially when he got his hands on the piano.. sighhh.. lawa babe.. he definitely can sing any song which is a huge A+++ for him heh..and he's sooooo adorable.. rasakan dicubit-cubit pipinya, rasakan disikut ia atu ada jua hahah..
---david cook on the other hand.. his voice..mannn sexy gitu loh.. he just gave a series of amazing performances lah that absolutely blew me away..and he's good looking as well..i think he's hot ;) rasakan ku paluk..or jadikan boyfriend ku kah.. =p

so you see.. saya musykil.. siapa kan saya vote ni? eh what the heck.. like i can vote saja.. haha prasan =p

okay..till then.. i'm heading to bed and lemme dream who'll win.. i'll let you guys know soon.. hahah.. macam si banar.. sekali mimpi stacy manang tah plang.. inda kena-mengena.. oops terlebih sudah~ hahah!

goodnight.. sleep well..

xoxo

im safe! ur dead!

heres a story that i think is quite funny. i even drew it for u guys to imagine. my sister told me this, ada this game guessing game tuu yg ada hangman yadayadayada as above lah but this game. napa? lain kah the gambar? baca dulu...

kesnya cemani, if u guess sampai u get the right answer u know what the hangman does? he raises his eyebrows and gives a thumb-up while the other hand still hanging on the tree. guess what will happen if u dont get the right answer? the tiger raises its eyebrows and smiles. i wonder how a tiger smiles? heh. ohh boyyy bet the tiger is hungry for u now. bwohhhhhh~

haha apakan~

a post for today.

ohh boyy headache=S

reading my calender for today and it says : of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.

this is me being lame, aku inda tau kan tulis apa pasal kepala ku sakit. semalam aku sniff sniff kawan ku bah tu bagi sniff sniff atu. pastu gang ku lagi c ambuks ane meliat kamu tu profile picture kami ah? yatah kami tuu gang2 sniff sniff.

bebek=itik.

I said I'm NOT!

every time the clock strikes 7.30 pm, my sister and i will sit in front of the tv and switch channels from tv3 after watching "bella" to tv1 watching "kawin muda.". This is American Idol oppsss salah i repeat This is the weekdays routine. *does that sound the same?*

in kawin muda theres two dudes and a girl kept on memajal-ing nya urg brunei *apakan wordnya tu dlm english?=/* to know if this girl, sera is married. yatahkan kesnya memajal ane from episodes to episodes sampai ane bah sanakku and my sister called them "kaling".

wooooooooooo! i know! because kan style nya kaling ane memajal? haha so yatah tu psl nya my sister said the dudes kaling haha kesian~ ohhh nooooo i told u im not racist! i said i'm NOT!

iron man.

i just have the feeling to crap about iron man. ada urg ckp kan its 10/10 and some people even recommended it.

nda bah im just thinking why the heck iron man bejubur?? hahaha awuu first thing i noticed was the butt. man! sexy hotssss. but i love the actor. he has a sexy butt as well. and man! such a hot hot body he really did work out. heh.

for me i give it just an okay lah coz i just thought that the beginning was boring. i almost fell asleep. i love the ending though. haha. its always the ending but i guess thats just a beginning right?;)

one question: do they sell the costume?

i just thought it would be cool if i were to wear it di mall. LOL!

ih ih dont u just love watching kelab pop? haha kelab~~*clapcalp* pooopppp!! hahahaha=D random.

so back to ironman wassup with the thingy at the centre of his body?? haha ok its supposed to keep him alive kan? haha. awu bah, cool bah tuu iron man atu gila i would love to switch places with him since he got all this intelligence and brilliant ideas. bulihh jua ku tinggal dirumah nya cool bro buat party bah sama my gang, ambuks, gorillas and c tarzan gila high g kami. siuk tuu broooo!! oppsss ah? ada ketinggalan kah?c jane kah? bini c tarzan? nda ikut. haha ada tah pslnya tuuu hopefully ada urg elaborate lah nanti. ROFL!

its on babe!

i cant wait for this movie! everytime i have this thrill to see a new movie that means the movie is a good one. trust me if it does not turn out to be a good one find me and pinch. *booo as if u can=p*

im promoting this movie pasal aku cool.=D enjoy babes~

ps: saying babe is lame.

jangan daku dipandang sebelah mata

umm atu wa..enough of the kalings..kesian bah.. cakap pasal kalings saja walaupun anti kaling =p come to think of it, without them, panjang tu rumput-rumput kamu ah..=p sana sini jua bah, ia jua nya tukang jahit, tukang gunting, tukang jual kain,tukang jual ice cream, tukang buat murtabak, buat teh tarik,etc, etc.. hahah.. nah cuba nada durang.. inda maju negara.. i salute them.. hahah apakan~~ on their side ani wa..sejak bilaaaaaa? oops terlebih sudah~=p well heyy i'm not one of them okays? i repeat.. i'm NOT one of them.. xp

last time someone asked me..
someone : napa cina matanya sepet?

me : (i'm sensing that it requires a lame answer) well entah.. pasal panas and silau kali and durang inda terdapat sunglasses yatah sepetkan mata and it stayed that way..

someone: oh salahhh..*laughing hysterically pasal i gave a lame answer*

me: hmph.. bah apatah??

someone: pasal time damit-damit durang rajin having their hair braided.. it's too tight bah braid durang ah yatah durang kesakitan sampai kan tertutup mata..

me: %$£%&$£!! *rolling my eyes pasal answernya lagi kepisan capie-capie lamenya*

xoxo

kids!

you know how kids are always curious about things around them..? hehe i found some kid's quotes on the net and i just felt like posting it here..cos they do make hilarious observations.. oh gosh.. how adorable.. innocent gitu loh.. ;)

> "TNT." -- Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word "dynamite."

>"Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.

>"Why don't you get some expensive money?" -- 3 year old daughter, when told by her mother that she could get a small toy but that the ones asked for were too expensive

>"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father

>"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." -- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kitten

>"Well you're old, and you're not dead." -- "3 year old son, to his father. The comment followed an explanation of why the father's grandparents weren't around anymore.

>"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken. I'm looking for the seal." -- A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers

>"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

>"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.

>"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.

>"Watch out, Daddy. Mommy's got her eye on you!" -- 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she'd take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner.

xoxo

another LAST post.

top three of american idol are the davids and one girl whom i forgot the name. wait! is it sayisha? i think thats the name. anyways, i hope for the two davids are in the top 2 just because sayisha is black. nadabah~m kidding!i could be banned from blogging if i were racist.

i love the two davids! im not a fan of the girls anymore since american idol already got so many ladies as winners. so let see i choose david archuleta=) ohh who cares? whoever wins as long as its one of the davids im happy=)

so anyway if bruneians are not fans of AF they would be fans of american idol. is that right? ok le tu~ oppsss terlebih sudah~ ha-ha.

goodnight.

pasal aku cool.

i want these:


all of these i got from MIB. cool isnt it? especially the neuralyzer! i just wish that that thing is real! i could have used it whenever i did something embarrassing or or i could pull pranks on people. wahahahaha evil thought and oh isnt the gun the coolest? because im cool i want it! birthday present please~? haha=D im super lame!

im sorry im just having one of those moments where my head cracks into pieces and speaking of cracks into pieces i remembered my friends being so belurus and eventually they were getting lamer and lamer. haha. i constantly laughed about it. i should not tell the story maybe they will someday=)

as for my story, i cut my hair. so?? i know~ its just that when i had my hair done an indian dude came in and he was bringing something. i was being so freaking dumb blonde and thought that he might be seeing someone who also was having her hair cut. suddenly he came near me and said "mau beli?" haha atu nyaman tekajut ku. nda cool tu bro. haha so pasal aku cool i smiled geling2 and he left. hmm sian usulnya.

this morning when i was driving this indian dude asak2 kan masuk my line. u see how indians can have different characters. boyyy im being racist! hahah. so pasal aku cool i let him talan the road as if his dad just gave it to him=) aku cool!=)

im sorry so much about indians ive encountered so many things with them. *trying to do puppy-eyed-look and nda menjadi*

because im so totally cool i read this:

which character do u like? aku suka doraemon lah pasal ya cool telinganya kana makan oleh tikus and hes a cat! LOL!

i bet ur laughing hard now*winkwink*

brand new day.

there was a man at my front door and i was alone at home. he rang the bell. oh-oh, someone at the door. me:how the hell he knows if anyone is home?? so i went to the front door yang paluinya ku bukai jua. astee~

as i opened the door guess whooo?? awu bah let me break the hot news for u, its an indian dude.*terbatuk2 urg* he asked me if i have aluminium tins anything thats metal lah. i said no because im so lazy to go and putik every tin cans inside the house and every basi i can find. dude, its a big house. malas malas malassssss!

he asked so many times memajal bnr~ adeh~ so i said no thinking that ok im alone. i felt bad pulang coz hes working and i didnt help. haiyo~ urg brunei tah bnr~ heh.

theres this superstition, if u captured a picture of ur cat couple of days later it will be missing in action. inda caya?? cuba ya=D

i tried to be lame but girl dont push urself. so here it is a crappy post as always.

love love.

reading is fun!

heres what i got for googling something from the net. pretty stupid and funny and lame and yada yada yada the list goes on. here goes.



its pretty funny dont u think? this dude, lionel is quite talented. ill link him. goodnight.

something funny to share.

Membaca artikel mengenai pengemis sebelum ini, teringat saya satu kisah.
Walaupun berpendapatan tetap, kita sering mengeluh, harga
minyak dan barangan semakin naik, hal anak-anak nak bersekolah lagi. Tapi
tahukah anda, ada seseorang yang menjadi pengemis tetapi mampu
membesarkan anak-anaknya, sehingga anak-anak tersebut berjaya berada dekat
universiti? Ketika itu, saya masih menuntut di sebuah kolej di
Sunway.

Saya sedang berjalan keluar daripada kolej saya ketika saya melihat seorang
pengemis tua, dalam lingkungan umur 50-an, sedang duduk
meminta sedekah. Selalunya, saya hanya memberi wang kepada mereka dan terus
berlalu. Entah kenapa, mungkin mood saya tengah baik dan saya pun tiada
rushing nak ke mana-mana. Saya lalu berbual2 dengan hamba Allah tersebut.

Saya :Sudah lama mengemis, pakcik?

Pengemis : Ya...lebih kurang sudah 18 tahun , nak.

Saya : Wah, sudah lama juga ya pakcik..sehari biasanya dapat berapa pakcik?

Pengemis : Paling sedikit RM50.00 nak

Saya : Banyak juga ya pakcik??

Pengemis : Bolehlah nak, untuk keluarga...

Saya : Ohhhh.....keluarga pakcik ada di mana?

Pengemis : Isteri pakcik meninggal lama dah. Anak pakcik pulak semuanya ada
3 orang, tiga-tiga lelaki. Yang pertama dekat di
Universiti Putra Malaysia di Serdang tu. Yang kedua dekat Universiti Malaya
, dan yang ketiga dekat Universiti kebangsaan Malaysia di Bangi
nuun.

Saya :Wahh..hebat- hebat keluarga pakcik ni...boleh tahan juga yerrr..

Pengemis: (Sambil tersenyum) Biasalah nak. Anak pun pandai apa, sekolah
kat sini?

Saya: (Membalas senyuman..^_ ^..) Pakcik ni..So anak pakcik tu semuanya
masih kuliah?

Pengemis : Tak arrrrrr....semuanya mengemis seperti pakcik....Dorang kata
duduk maengemis dekat universiti ni banyak skit incomnyer pasal
budak2 U nie pemurah! Lagi2 kalau dekat2 exam. Setakat dua tiga ratus sari
tu biasalah!

Saya: Cisss..Hampehhhhhh. .!!!!

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hahahaha. copied from forward email. =) =)

kuch kuch ho ta hai.

*reminiscing* tumpas sa airrr~~
when i was in primary school this movie was a hit! man! i remembered myself being so left out for not knowing this movie. lucky me i have friends! =p as i watched this movie i became a fan of shah rukh khan. everybody did, right?

i missed this movie so much even tried to find the lost CD in my house. i could not find it! shall i find the DVD now? perhaps its still being sold. heh. yea yea nobody uses CD anymore. lets not get carried away.

which do u prefer? rani or kajol? salman or shahrukh?

what does kuch kuch ho ta hai mean again? oh right, something happened in my heart. OMG! i even remember that! haha. fanatic tah banar! so when i was a kid u know primary school there was this guy, not knowing what kuch kuch ho ta hai meant he was asked to say those words to this girl*ouch!it was not me=/*. and so he did! i didnt know how i felt that time but i did laugh along with my other friends. he was pissed. i think he chose me over the other girl. poor girl. anyways that was my first love however we didnt end up together. awwwwhhh~ *i know!*

i became lesser of a fan of these hindi movies because for me today is not the same as the old days. i kinda like the old days more. snifff* but life moves on=)

haha. sorry for such a really crappy post. heyyy i did it! yay! a crappy post! haha im so lame.

ken lee.

im not sure if this works hopefully it does. this is something funny to watch=)

a crappy video for the day=)

a lovely sunday.

ok heres what i do on sundays-- babysitting. i know this is supposed to be all the lame posts but i guess since it is our or my or whatever crapsland so i guess just be it since im really bored.

im guessing every time a kijang car passes by u all will say "kijang!kijang!" especially when the driver is an indian. kesian the driver. since one of the lame siblings talked about kaling/lingka/india last time let me ask u, do u know the difference between good and bad indians? its just that this cousin of mine was saying some of the indians are nice and some are not. how can u tell? just to add more some are quite horny as well. im not being racist its the truth. awh come on~ never been hit by an indian??

has anyone watched playhouse disney the mickey mouse clubhouse? its pretty hilarious! especially when u have a dog named pluto and the owner is actually an animal too, a mouse. and pluto is a dog, isnt goofy a dog as well? i guess thats the beauty of mickey mouse clubhouse.

oh happy birthday to a friend=)

i thought my sunday was going to be just fine but thinking of him is making me sad.

a post for today, 11th may=)

whats common in brunei.

ill list at least 10 things that i think thats common in brunei.

1. when u text messaging with ur friends ull start off with "oits buiii.."
2. when u like someone u start addressing urself as "ME" and calling her/him "U".
3. when u agreed on something u will go "alrite~*hi5*"
4. everybody is a MUST to be updated.
5. imitating the ads on the radio.
6. having a picture of u gf/bf in ur wallet.
7. speaking in english although some words may sound unfamiliar to u, hantam sajalah.
8. when u say a big NO to yayasan just because now its more like its owned by the indons.
9. watching heartbreaking dramas and cry.
10. overdoing something.

i have done all of these things, have u? im not embarrassed even to admit im a common bruneian. and the fact is common is LAME. hey, everyone has their own opinions right?;)

This is funnnn

Hey, i can post using my phoneeee.. =D happy saya eh. Hahahaha.. Sakai ta banarr.. So lame joke for the day..

Ermm, kalau superman trabang forward kan, we call it SUPERMAN kan? But kalau ya trabang the opposite way, what is it call?? Guess guess guessss.. Hehehe. Ok, Its called SUPERMAN RETURNS!! Hehe..

im craving for vanillaaaa.. =)

what i love...

im getting so depressed by the days. what happened?? sigh* nothing personal just something to do with heartache. *ckp nothing personal.=p*

i love you,
you love me,
we are a happy family,
with a big great hug and a kiss from me to you,
wont u say u love me too? -barney, the big purple dinosaur.

pocoyo says: pato~
pocoyo says: loula~~
pocoyo says: ellie~~~
pocoyo says: sleepy bird~~~~
*theres an octopus flying a helicopter. logic??=p*

i watched from date movie. whats ur favourite romantic song?
maybe it sounded like this i forgot.
"we got to the candy shop. lets buy a lollipop."

nda sama kah? haha it sounded something like that baa.

twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what u are~like a diamond in the sky~~

dayang internet.

wahai dayang internet kesian awak tidak ada nama. maybe u came to brunei illegally and and u know what? maybe we should register ur name u know just to be on the safe side i mean just so "US" are safe for "using" u. =)

alkisah... theres this friend asking me what is the meaning of lame.
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i have no idea! *ROFL*
anyone knows??

nda bah theres this another friend*awuu byk kwnku* she said to me like this "what the february??" FYI thats another word for what the heck?? i was like whattt??? she told me she got that from ellen degeneras(sp??) show. so i said to her this is may so shall we say "what the may??" =p=p

okay lets talk about something else. my nephew is 2 years old and u expect him to understand u heh. fat chance. and so one of my sisters said to him "say what?" and he said, "what?" get it?=D

another crappy post.=)love love.

tika aku lagi keboringan

selamat petang =)
i've been playing with dayang internet since tadi when i should ehem be doing something else.. aaarghh.. procrastinating!! what the heck.. dayang internet adalah sahabat sejati ku.. oh yeah in case you're wondering.. dayang internet is just internet itself.. wahahaha.. kesian ku.. aku ada nama lawa.. internet ani nada.. i might as well add the 'dayang' in for it.. haha awu panats.. or more like i'm stressed yatah the lameness strikes..boohoo..

so umm i just remembered this entah-lame-or-not-but-ketawa-macam-orang-gila-ku-jua story..
the story about why kaling/lingka/indian/om&tante itam or whatever they called them are black..
menurut penyelidikan si Gopal.. katanya dulu ada tiga kaum lah.. chinese, malay and indian.. yatah kan.. all of them were black back then..

so one very nice day, ada this orang tua entah kira macam usul-usul witch lah cematu.. she came up to the chineses.. she told them dalam hutan atu ada sebuah kolam yang mun dimasuki and mandi buleh jadi putih.. and she kept talking and talking explaining cemana it works and all.. but haha do the chineses bother? indaaaaa.. lapas dangar buleh jadi putih.. zooom tia ke kolam ah..ramai ni semua lah chineses terajun ke kolam ah.. whooshhh.. mandi gosok badan apa.. keluar.. wahhh seorang-seorang putih..
so mengambang tia durang.. on the way home, terjumpa the malays..hairan the malays.. nya "eh amoi and apek ah,how come lu punya skin now putih ah? lu gosok pakai barus dawai meh?" the chineses pun explain lah.. and same thing the malays aga tia jua the kolam.. biasaaaa orang melayu..inda tia jua mau mengalah =p

since then kolam sudah kana terajuni oleh the chineses, the air macam makin berkurang so yatah the malays keluar..inda jua lah as putih as cina.. but lumayan jugak si warna skin mereka.. kuning langsat gitu loh..lapas atu terjumpa the indians.. as predicted durang pun hairan jua.. nya "eh pa ji, bu ajah.. bersinar-sinar ni skin kita ah kalah sinaran kami berpaluh masa buat murtabak..apa kes ni ah??" so the malays explain... and yup you're right.. zoom tia jua ke kolam ah..

durang liat kan the air arah kolam atu sikit bah... tapi you know lah how memajal they can be.. mau tia jua kan terajun.. nah terajun..abis terperancit air keluar..but awu ehhh.. putih banaaaa.. cukup untuk tapak kaki ganya XP hahaha..so that's why durang ehem 'putih'..

xoxo

lame riddles.

1. why cant penguins fly?
--coz they dont have money to buy air tickets.

2. why did the boy throw his watch into the trash bin?
--because he wanted to waste time.


3. what happened if u put coloured sock into the red-eyed sea?
--the socks will get wet.

4. why was the soup of bowl so smelly?
--because it was the toilet bowl.

5. why could the ball carry fruit?
--because it was the basket-ball.

6. what do cows do for entertainment?
--they go to the moo-vies.

7. what is the quickest way to count cows?
--use a cow-culator.

8. what is tarzan's favourite christmas song?
--jungle-bells

9. what clothes does a house wear?
--an address.

10. why cant a car play football?
--coz it has only one boot.

ask for more? go to http://tatren.tripod.com/lame/riddles.htm.

OMG!

people say OMG instead of oh my god and S-H-I-T instead of saying shit as a word. they tend to spell it or abbreviate it. this goes to the girls but wassup with the guys doing that? girls u better slap them! lol. kidding~

okay OMG this!

isnt he the cutest?? i go gaga over him. hes only seventeen!damn! wish i was younger. haha dream on~

i watched him singing just now, David Archuleta. OMG! sooo adorable!! *nope u dont sense sarcasm!m being real!*

ohh boyyy is this lame? heh.