Cassowaries

The World's Most dangerous birds according to the Guiness Book of Records. Bwohh ya pun masuk dalam Guiness Book of records kah? hebat eh! i salute. =P =P

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEKEND!!

ilv.

teehee..

(to maintain a healthy body, you must drink at least 8-10 glasses of water per day)

ilv.

My Days with Little Archie.

it all started the day the teacher asked little Archie for a sentence with the word "gruesome" in it. Little Archie said, "The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers!"

The shop teacher pointed to some holes in the wood and said they were "knotholes." Little Archie said, "well, if they're not holes, what are they?"

"Little Archie thought bacteria was the back door to a cafeteria."

The drama teacher asked Little Archie if he had any acting experience? He replied, he had his arm in a cast once.

HAHAHAHAHA! because i couldn't sleep i read archie and sakit stomachku ketawa2. inda calie kan?? u have to be lame to understand it. HAHAHAHA!

Kura-kura, arnab, snail and caterpillar.

do u want me to tell a joke? just listen.

one fine day, arnab and kura-kura lumba lari. arnab was far ahead while kura-kura tried to catch up with arnab. kayuh punya kayuh or was it lari punya lari?? whatever lah alum jua tebubut. dalam masanya berlari atu (or kayuh?? or insut2?) terjumpa ya c snail. liatnya c snail ane payah2an kan berjalan, di offernya tah arah snail ane, "bah naik saja badanku aku membawa kedikau" so snail atu pun naik. kayuh lagi kayuh lagi (or is it insut2??) terjumpa ya caterpillar liatnya caterpillar ane pun payah2an kan bejalan kesian ya kura-kura ane dioffernya jua mcm ya mengofferc snail tadi. so c caterpillar pun naik. masa ya bedua2an atas badan c kura-kura ane becakap ya c snail ane nya, "baik tah bepigang laju nee c kura-kura ahhh."

HAHAHAHAHA!! calie kan? adakah ya pikir kura-kura laju. inda calie kan?=/

ada lagi ada lagi; kura-kura sama arnab ane berlumba lari, sapa yang manang??
=kalau kamu jawab arnab salah~ jawapannya kura-kura.

then theres another race, arnab ane berlumba lari sama kura2 pakai spec sapa manang?
=sapanah? kura-kura lah pasal ane kura-kura yg tadi ganya pakai spec! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

ooooo~spaceship!
HAHAHAHA!!!