hope and brave.

48 seconds of laughter. jaditah~;)

The Frog.

This morning on the way to UBD my sister told me this pretty interesting story. Rate it if u want to. i speak malay saja ah? hehe=) and who watch the new iklan of Mawi's and Amani's perfumes? HAHAHAH. hilarious. ill get to that pretty soon.;)

This katak right well u know katak semua ada big mouth. One day this katak kebosanan nada teman untuk dibawa bercakap and beibun so along the way ya jalan2 macam little red riding hood terjumpa ia c kerbau.


katak: kerbau kerbauuuu, behapa koooo~? =O*mouth langap2 bercakap*
kerbau: nada papa~
katak: buleh ku tanya kau satu soalannn~?kau suka makan apaaaa~?
kerbau: makan rumput.
katak: ahhhhhhh~


jalan ia lagi and terjumpa ia c bangau.
katak: bangau bangauuuuu~ buat apa koooooo~? =O*mulut langap2 bercakap*
bangau: ne menangkap ikan.
katak: awwwwhhhhhhh~


Then jalan ya lagi and saw ular.
katak: ular ular behapa kooooo~?
ular: ah? nada papa~
katak: bulih ku tanya kau satu soalaaannnn~?
ular: buleh
katak: kau suka makan apa~?
ular: ahh aku suka makan binatang yang mulut nya basar.
katak: yakah? =o *bulat damit tarus mulutnya*

another version....
katak: yakah? bah makan tah akuuuu~ *ulah capie*

tralala~

Card.

u know these cards right? the one you use to play magic tricks or whatsoever. so theres this friend of mine of the same name---- she was holding the cards shuffling and stuffs.

One fine day in a car---
she: pick a card pick a card.
me: i pick one
she:only u know what it is and dont show it to me...
me:i put it back
she shuffled---
she: ok ok nah nah.... *showing me a card* aniii BUKAN card mu kannn???? hahahahaha.

silence.....
me: boring ko??hahahahaha.

Not lame just purely adorable.

anak siapa hilang ane---?





ahhh pure evil... anak siapa kan ne?hahaha.

go figure~~

hahaha. get it? no? step into my office and we'll talk about it in more detail.. =P =P

ilv.

nabil--- lu pikir lah sendiri.

Nabil the winner of raja lawak secnd season invited shamsul ghau-ghau to his show. shamsul ghau-ghau with his own originality started making jokes.

he asked Nabil, "awak tahu tak cemane nama sekolah itu timbul?'

nabil said, "tak tahu bang."

shamsul said, "ohh tak tahu. cerite die macam ni, dalam kitab tajul muluk, bab 12 mukasurat 114 line ke 3 ada berkata, tahun 1817, adalah dua pasukan ne sedang berlawan main bola."

Nabil, "chelsea ade tak mase tu bang?"

shamsul, "ehhh tahun 1817 adeke?"

Nabil, "ye bang takde.."

shamsul, "sedang hangat main bola. satu team ne nak score sekali tak masuk goal. orang pun cakap, "tak score lah." ..."

Nabi, "cemane sekolah tu timbul bang?"

shamsul, "yelah, diorang "tak score lah" itu pasal diorang tak dpt score pasal diorang tak score lah."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. get it?

kisah benar seorang kawan.

i didn't ask for her permission but names will not be mentioned.=)

al-kisah~ i was doing my medical check up with my two other girlfriends. when we were at the Xray section, of course lah we changed our clothes and half naked. woooo.=p after that one of the girlfriends went in first.


after several seconds, it seemed that way, she came out laughing and blushing. she cerita lah, "tadi wah kan i was ready sudah for the xray and the doctor said, "put your hand to your west", bengang ku so i did lah."





then she laughed again. inda ya tertahan. sekali she talked again and said, "nya doctor atu, "lai pinggang bahh" HAHAHA! paluiii"








then she and my other GF laughed berabis. i was like at that moment bengang because she was laughing while talking soo i was like whattt?? put you hand to your breasts??? macam huh??? hahahahaha. rupanya west. haha lagi bimbo!

another friend of mine agi interesting ne ceritanya. my friend dulu adalah this pensil case;sekali waktu sekolah ugama kan ada solat asar and zuhur berjemaah? so at that time her pensil case atas meja. and suddenly cikgu cakap, "atu anak patung sapa lagi tu? kan disembah kah?" HAHAHAHAH. kesian kawanku menahan malu. she went to her desk and simpan her pensil case dalam palung hahahahaha. good times good times. pandai jua ya berlame cikgu ugama kami atuu.;)

U-mobile.

my most favourite! seriously it tickles! ;)



what more can i say??



HAHAHA! enjoy~;)

rindu eh blog ani.

Dulu2 ba ada seorang AWG KOBOI yg prasan macho ni menunggang kuda. yatah jalan2 ya merantau dunia. konon lah merantau dunia, padahal ganya round2 tempat yg sama. ia ganya inda realise sebab dulu2 kan manada jalan raya ani. mun ada jalan raya ingat lagi tani mun jln atu tani ulang-alik. anyways, karing leher tia ya, teseliur kan minum jus buah-buahan, inda kira lah buah apa, jus durian kalau bulih. dgr khabar ada sebuah restoran kecil-kecilan behampiran tempat ya bejalan atu. dari mana ya mendgr, inda plg ku sure ah but yg ku tau ya slalu lintas sana tapi inda pandai singgah. sepatutnya kan tau jua ya tu ah, tempat jalannya atu sama, ani inda. ish ish kasian eh. kadai atu bukan plg kadai org india teehee mcm dibrunei ani byk..kadai biasa ja. yatah mau inda mau kes kritikal dah karing lehernya ani, singgah ya ke sana.

Di ikatnya kudanya ani arh pokok di luar atu, ia masuk. kita minum dulu! yg ia inda tau, org-org di sana atu penyaya. mun ada orang baru datang, mesti ada joke durang buat arh the newcomer. while ya asyik2 minum jus durian nya atu, org local sana tu menapuk kudanya ah..

tick...

tock...

tick....

tock... (khayal ya sudah minum jus durian)

selesai ya minum, bayarnya then kluar ya dari kadai ah. sekali heran ya.. "macam ada something missing tapi apa ya?" sekali batah2 ya mikir baru ya realise kuda nya ilang. sekali marah ya ni.. ala ala incredible hulk (ijau nya plg ganya sama tu).. then masuk tia semula arh kadai minum ah.. liatnya sorang2, terais2 nya..nada sorang pun ngakun. then kluarkannya pistolnya... jeng jeng jeng! canteekk kan? senyum2 sorang2 meliatpistolnya ah. makin tia mrh..dihalanya keatas pastu timbaknya. *BOOM* kajut semua org..barutah sorang2 takut mendgr bunyi das tembakannya ah. sebenarnya bukan plg pistol bnr tu tapi yg kana pakai time org lumba lari atu, ahh ya tah tu sama. haha. sekali lapas ya melepaskan tembakan atu, dengan perasaan marah beckp ya,

"I'M GONA HAVE ANOTHER DURIAN JUICE AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED DRINKING, I'M GONA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS. AND LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T WANA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS!"

esehhh,keluar tarus org putihnya..sekali yg rasa-rasanya bedusa atu, inda tia tantu arah.. geragas2 durang balikkan semula kudanya ani. abis tia minum..keluar ya, ada tia balik kudanya ani. senyum ya..naik ya pastu ready dah kan jalan sekali kedgran ada orang manggil, curious tah bana org ani..

"OI, WANG KOBOI! ANUBAH NYANTA, APA TERJADI DI TEXAS?"

menjwb tah si koboi ani..

"OWH ATU...KEDIAKU BALIK JALAN KAKI.."

editted and adapted from forward email. =) *winks*

LOL.

Q kenapa nobita dan doraemon datang ke brunei?
A pasal di sini ada giant!

Q barang apa yang paling sejuk?
A tukul
Q pasal apa tu nah?
A pasal~~~ tukul=too cool!

my sister ada cerita. this pakcik drive kerita and everytime ia beranti di traffic light ia buka pintu and keluarkan kakinya. cematu tah tu everytime arah traffic lights. so betanya tah jejaka ani, "pakcik kenapa kita keluarkan kaki kita everytime beranti ditraffic light atu pakcik?" nya pakcik atu, "wang, takut ku aku gugur wang."

heran ya c jejaka ani rupanya pakcik atu kebiasahan memakai motosikal pikirnya kerita pun gugur if kaki inda keluar HAHAHAHA.

one word; lame!