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2010!

2010-01-07T19:09:00.003+08:00

Wow, its amazing how grown up we've all become. We didn't write a single thing last year! haha. Uni life must have kept us pretty busy to be such a lame-o. Nevertheless, im still here, still remembering the good times, the good stuff that could cheer us up. wait, did i just give a hint about us? haha. I miss this blog and I miss the people in it. I love you guys.

I had my bimbo moments yeaterday, I wanted to tell you guys so bad but somehow I couldnt remember what. umph. haha. nways,

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! May this new year bring more happiness to us and you guys eventhough we couldnt make you so. =D

Work hard, study smart but don't forget to enjoy life as well.

ilv 2010.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

2008-11-21T06:25:00.001+08:00

Funnnyyyyyyy!!!

eh, wats my signature ah? i forgot. haha.

*scrolling down*

owh, ilv. haha.

cheers. =D

petronas--tak lame tapi...

2008-09-03T18:55:00.000+08:00

Its very touching=') i love it! every bit!

hope and brave.

2008-08-26T10:53:00.000+08:00

48 seconds of laughter. jaditah~;)

The Frog.

2008-08-26T08:26:00.003+08:00

This morning on the way to UBD my sister told me this pretty interesting story. Rate it if u want to. i speak malay saja ah? hehe=) and who watch the new iklan of Mawi's and Amani's perfumes? HAHAHAH. hilarious. ill get to that pretty soon.;)

This katak right well u know katak semua ada big mouth. One day this katak kebosanan nada teman untuk dibawa bercakap and beibun so along the way ya jalan2 macam little red riding hood terjumpa ia c kerbau.

katak: kerbau kerbauuuu, behapa koooo~? =O*mouth langap2 bercakap*
kerbau: nada papa~
katak: buleh ku tanya kau satu soalannn~?kau suka makan apaaaa~?
kerbau: makan rumput.
katak: ahhhhhhh~

jalan ia lagi and terjumpa ia c bangau.
katak: bangau bangauuuuu~ buat apa koooooo~? =O*mulut langap2 bercakap*
bangau: ne menangkap ikan.
katak: awwwwhhhhhhh~

Then jalan ya lagi and saw ular.
katak: ular ular behapa kooooo~?
ular: ah? nada papa~
katak: bulih ku tanya kau satu soalaaannnn~?
ular: buleh
katak: kau suka makan apa~?
ular: ahh aku suka makan binatang yang mulut nya basar.
katak: yakah? =o *bulat damit tarus mulutnya*

another version....
katak: yakah? bah makan tah akuuuu~ *ulah capie*

tralala~

Card.

2008-08-23T18:21:00.002+08:00

u know these cards right? the one you use to play magic tricks or whatsoever. so theres this friend of mine of the same name---- she was holding the cards shuffling and stuffs.

One fine day in a car---
she: pick a card pick a card.
me: i pick one
she:only u know what it is and dont show it to me...
me:i put it back
she shuffled---
she: ok ok nah nah.... *showing me a card* aniii BUKAN card mu kannn???? hahahahaha.

silence.....
me: boring ko??hahahahaha.

Not lame just purely adorable.

2008-08-23T18:06:00.003+08:00

anak siapa hilang ane---?

ahhh pure evil... anak siapa kan ne?hahaha.

go figure~~

2008-08-13T17:47:00.005+08:00

hahaha. get it? no? step into my office and we'll talk about it in more detail.. =P =P

ilv.

nabil--- lu pikir lah sendiri.

2008-08-11T20:20:00.003+08:00

Nabil the winner of raja lawak secnd season invited shamsul ghau-ghau to his show. shamsul ghau-ghau with his own originality started making jokes.

he asked Nabil, "awak tahu tak cemane nama sekolah itu timbul?'

nabil said, "tak tahu bang."

shamsul said, "ohh tak tahu. cerite die macam ni, dalam kitab tajul muluk, bab 12 mukasurat 114 line ke 3 ada berkata, tahun 1817, adalah dua pasukan ne sedang berlawan main bola."

Nabil, "chelsea ade tak mase tu bang?"

shamsul, "ehhh tahun 1817 adeke?"

Nabil, "ye bang takde.."

shamsul, "sedang hangat main bola. satu team ne nak score sekali tak masuk goal. orang pun cakap, "tak score lah." ..."

Nabi, "cemane sekolah tu timbul bang?"

shamsul, "yelah, diorang "tak score lah" itu pasal diorang tak dpt score pasal diorang tak score lah."

HAHAHAHAHAHA. get it?

kisah benar seorang kawan.

2008-08-11T19:54:00.005+08:00

i didn't ask for her permission but names will not be mentioned.=)

al-kisah~ i was doing my medical check up with my two other girlfriends. when we were at the Xray section, of course lah we changed our clothes and half naked. woooo.=p after that one of the girlfriends went in first.

after several seconds, it seemed that way, she came out laughing and blushing. she cerita lah, "tadi wah kan i was ready sudah for the xray and the doctor said, "put your hand to your west", bengang ku so i did lah."

then she laughed again. inda ya tertahan. sekali she talked again and said, "nya doctor atu, "lai pinggang bahh" HAHAHA! paluiii"

then she and my other GF laughed berabis. i was like at that moment bengang because she was laughing while talking soo i was like whattt?? put you hand to your breasts??? macam huh??? hahahahaha. rupanya west. haha lagi bimbo!

another friend of mine agi interesting ne ceritanya. my friend dulu adalah this pensil case;sekali waktu sekolah ugama kan ada solat asar and zuhur berjemaah? so at that time her pensil case atas meja. and suddenly cikgu cakap, "atu anak patung sapa lagi tu? kan disembah kah?" HAHAHAHAH. kesian kawanku menahan malu. she went to her desk and simpan her pensil case dalam palung hahahahaha. good times good times. pandai jua ya berlame cikgu ugama kami atuu.;)

U-mobile.

2008-08-11T19:41:00.001+08:00

my most favourite! seriously it tickles! ;)

what more can i say??

HAHAHA! enjoy~;)

rindu eh blog ani.

2008-08-10T21:30:00.015+08:00

Dulu2 ba ada seorang AWG KOBOI yg prasan macho ni menunggang kuda. yatah jalan2 ya merantau dunia. konon lah merantau dunia, padahal ganya round2 tempat yg sama. ia ganya inda realise sebab dulu2 kan manada jalan raya ani. mun ada jalan raya ingat lagi tani mun jln atu tani ulang-alik. anyways, karing leher tia ya, teseliur kan minum jus buah-buahan, inda kira lah buah apa, jus durian kalau bulih. dgr khabar ada sebuah restoran kecil-kecilan behampiran tempat ya bejalan atu. dari mana ya mendgr, inda plg ku sure ah but yg ku tau ya slalu lintas sana tapi inda pandai singgah. sepatutnya kan tau jua ya tu ah, tempat jalannya atu sama, ani inda. ish ish kasian eh. kadai atu bukan plg kadai org india teehee mcm dibrunei ani byk..kadai biasa ja. yatah mau inda mau kes kritikal dah karing lehernya ani, singgah ya ke sana.

Di ikatnya kudanya ani arh pokok di luar atu, ia masuk. kita minum dulu! yg ia inda tau, org-org di sana atu penyaya. mun ada orang baru datang, mesti ada joke durang buat arh the newcomer. while ya asyik2 minum jus durian nya atu, org local sana tu menapuk kudanya ah..

tick...

tock...

tick....

tock... (khayal ya sudah minum jus durian)

selesai ya minum, bayarnya then kluar ya dari kadai ah. sekali heran ya.. "macam ada something missing tapi apa ya?" sekali batah2 ya mikir baru ya realise kuda nya ilang. sekali marah ya ni.. ala ala incredible hulk (ijau nya plg ganya sama tu).. then masuk tia semula arh kadai minum ah.. liatnya sorang2, terais2 nya..nada sorang pun ngakun. then kluarkannya pistolnya... jeng jeng jeng! canteekk kan? senyum2 sorang2 meliatpistolnya ah. makin tia mrh..dihalanya keatas pastu timbaknya. *BOOM* kajut semua org..barutah sorang2 takut mendgr bunyi das tembakannya ah. sebenarnya bukan plg pistol bnr tu tapi yg kana pakai time org lumba lari atu, ahh ya tah tu sama. haha. sekali lapas ya melepaskan tembakan atu, dengan perasaan marah beckp ya,

"I'M GONA HAVE ANOTHER DURIAN JUICE AND IF MY HORSE AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED DRINKING, I'M GONA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS. AND LET ME TELL YOU, I DON'T WANA DO WHAT I DID BACK IN TEXAS!"

esehhh,keluar tarus org putihnya..sekali yg rasa-rasanya bedusa atu, inda tia tantu arah.. geragas2 durang balikkan semula kudanya ani. abis tia minum..keluar ya, ada tia balik kudanya ani. senyum ya..naik ya pastu ready dah kan jalan sekali kedgran ada orang manggil, curious tah bana org ani..

"OI, WANG KOBOI! ANUBAH NYANTA, APA TERJADI DI TEXAS?"

menjwb tah si koboi ani..

"OWH ATU...KEDIAKU BALIK JALAN KAKI.."

editted and adapted from forward email. =) *winks*

LOL.

2008-08-05T19:56:00.003+08:00

Q kenapa nobita dan doraemon datang ke brunei?
A pasal di sini ada giant!

Q barang apa yang paling sejuk?
A tukul
Q pasal apa tu nah?
A pasal~~~ tukul=too cool!

my sister ada cerita. this pakcik drive kerita and everytime ia beranti di traffic light ia buka pintu and keluarkan kakinya. cematu tah tu everytime arah traffic lights. so betanya tah jejaka ani, "pakcik kenapa kita keluarkan kaki kita everytime beranti ditraffic light atu pakcik?" nya pakcik atu, "wang, takut ku aku gugur wang."

heran ya c jejaka ani rupanya pakcik atu kebiasahan memakai motosikal pikirnya kerita pun gugur if kaki inda keluar HAHAHAHA.

one word; lame!

Cassowaries

2008-07-14T21:18:00.003+08:00

The World's Most dangerous birds according to the Guiness Book of Records. Bwohh ya pun masuk dalam Guiness Book of records kah? hebat eh! i salute. =P =P

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST WEEKEND!!

ilv.

teehee..

2008-07-14T21:06:00.003+08:00

(to maintain a healthy body, you must drink at least 8-10 glasses of water per day)

ilv.

My Days with Little Archie.

2008-07-09T03:31:00.002+08:00

it all started the day the teacher asked little Archie for a sentence with the word "gruesome" in it. Little Archie said, "The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers!"

The shop teacher pointed to some holes in the wood and said they were "knotholes." Little Archie said, "well, if they're not holes, what are they?"

"Little Archie thought bacteria was the back door to a cafeteria."

The drama teacher asked Little Archie if he had any acting experience? He replied, he had his arm in a cast once.

HAHAHAHAHA! because i couldn't sleep i read archie and sakit stomachku ketawa2. inda calie kan?? u have to be lame to understand it. HAHAHAHA!

Kura-kura, arnab, snail and caterpillar.

2008-07-07T17:32:00.003+08:00

do u want me to tell a joke? just listen.

one fine day, arnab and kura-kura lumba lari. arnab was far ahead while kura-kura tried to catch up with arnab. kayuh punya kayuh or was it lari punya lari?? whatever lah alum jua tebubut. dalam masanya berlari atu (or kayuh?? or insut2?) terjumpa ya c snail. liatnya c snail ane payah2an kan berjalan, di offernya tah arah snail ane, "bah naik saja badanku aku membawa kedikau" so snail atu pun naik. kayuh lagi kayuh lagi (or is it insut2??) terjumpa ya caterpillar liatnya caterpillar ane pun payah2an kan bejalan kesian ya kura-kura ane dioffernya jua mcm ya mengofferc snail tadi. so c caterpillar pun naik. masa ya bedua2an atas badan c kura-kura ane becakap ya c snail ane nya, "baik tah bepigang laju nee c kura-kura ahhh."

HAHAHAHAHA!! calie kan? adakah ya pikir kura-kura laju. inda calie kan?=/

ada lagi ada lagi; kura-kura sama arnab ane berlumba lari, sapa yang manang??
=kalau kamu jawab arnab salah~ jawapannya kura-kura.

then theres another race, arnab ane berlumba lari sama kura2 pakai spec sapa manang?
=sapanah? kura-kura lah pasal ane kura-kura yg tadi ganya pakai spec! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

ooooo~spaceship!
HAHAHAHA!!!

a funny simple mistake.

2008-06-30T22:25:00.003+08:00

ive been waiting for my letter from uk since last two months tapi inda sampai2. bukan plg really letter, a useful booklet lah. yatah i emailed the place tanya if durang sudah antar and then they checked for me and said sudah antar. free plg tu. hehe. then i said aku tunggu lah for a week or two lagi. sekalinya nada jua so i emailed again and then katanya ya antar that day jua pronto! hehe. so yatah tunggu punya tunggu alum jua ada, give up dah ku ni menunggu ah. sekalikan tadi check mailbox ku andd sampaiiii tia.. hehehe. siuk rasanya atu. n owh this is not the funny part yet. =P =P

so liat2 lah the book setelah berapa kurun lamanya menunggu. hahaa. then liat my home address and then this is where the funny part is...jeng jeng jeng. hahaa. apakan~~

they tulis the country as BRUNEI, JERUSALEM. mcm whaaattt?? rupanya suratku ke Israel patut nada sampai2. hahahaha. adakah.. its BRUNEI DARUSSALAM. napalah org ani suka2 hati aje tulis..hahhaa. but nyeh, its a simple mistake. so dont do it again eh! hahahaha. =D =D

ilv

story after story.

2008-06-30T22:18:00.003+08:00

hellowww semua.

masa ariatu saya ni bejalan sama kawan-kawan saya. yatah yang seorang ani becerita lah pasal pengalaman2 semasa belajar memandu. sekali katanya pengajar tmpt ya belajar lesen memandu atu betanya lah arh durang ani (ia sama kawan-kawanya sesama blajar sana atu) guru tu betanyalah.

guru: tau kamu kenapa kalau kereta rusak atu kana patahkan daun, pastu kana sumbatkan daun atu arah kereta atu?

guru: pasalnya kereta atu 'breakdown' bah tu, rusak. break - patah, then down kan sama bunyinya sama daun.

hahhahahaha.

ilv.

Thomas&his friends.

2008-06-30T15:20:00.002+08:00

this is one hot soap operas. especially when u change the voice to malay like wow! gila cool bro! i love it. ani lagi comel;

*gasp!* amazing~

dimana kubur nya ne?

2008-06-25T20:05:00.003+08:00

after several hours bertempur berperang dalam medan peperangan yang dimenangi oleh cough* SAYA, ahirnya musuh dalam selimut tumpas juga! *atas selimut tu yaa.* merdeka!merdeka! merdeka!

nama:crazy mosquito
jawatan: ketua tentera beemovie
perkhidmatan: 1950-2008

may you rest in peace.
sayu~ hati ini makin sayu~ terkenangkan crazy mosquito~~

saya dan tentera saya, PAAAAARTTTTTAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

alamak! terlebih sudah~

jokes for my BSP friend.

2008-06-22T22:15:00.002+08:00

my cousin, her husband is working for BSP. one really fine night, we were having this function, nda payah lah ku gitau apa fungsi nya panjang cerita ku karang, and so she was saying ada this one particular person said to her, "bf ku kerja shell." my cousin was like mencari lah sapa bf nya ane.

while bercerita atu kan ketawa2 ya sudah i mean apakan~ inda jua calie tuu-- pastu ya cakap lah, "awu banar plg kerja shell tapi apanah? yang mengisi minyak di stesen minyak ahh. atu shell banar~" pastu sudah ku paham baru tah ku ketawa. awu tau ku plg mcm balik2 joke ane. pasal apanah aku ceta balike2? pasal lame atu trademark ku!=p

banyak2 numan, numan apa yang membuatkan matahari gugur?
---aku tau aku tau~ apanah~? SUNDROP!

ada bah pasal c boboi luruskah tu ejaan nya? dalam radio. berkurun udah bah sebenarnya and i have only heard it yesterday night. lame aku ahh ketinggalan, intake lama. c boboi sama c rudy bercakap sama c computer.

boboi: bah computer sejuta campur 8 juta campur 3 juta tolak sejuta campur 2 juta berapa kalau kau pandai?*aku antam saja soalan nya banarnya, sapa jua kan ingat??*
computer: berjuta-juta lah~*dalam melayu plus urang outih accent*

inda calie? if inda calie pendek umur! baik kamu ketawa!=p

TMNT

2008-06-21T14:52:00.004+08:00

a very nice mutant turtle practising his kungfu. suddenly---
you! strip yourself or ill shoot you! u dont wana know what i am capable of. *kembang kempis idung nya teringatkan masa berlatih semua kana target nya.*
fine, fine!im stripping already. now, can i play with ur gun? cool ahh~

berkomunikasi dengan baik

2008-06-20T19:30:00.002+08:00

once upon a time,few ages ago.. in a near near away kingdom..
tersebut al-kisah mengenai satu pasangan kekasih yang cantik tertarik lagi the bomb.. mereka sungguh dicemburui oleh pelbagai pihak.. ada yang cuba memutuskan mereka but mereka stay strong macam superman and superwoman.. sampai lah mereka berkahwin, barutah orang tahu apa erti 'back off' and 'jangan memajal'..

now.. masing-masing sudah kira tua lah..so one day, ada this tv show menjemput durang to be their guest show.. kan meng-interview how they maintain the relationship gitu lo..

host : apa khabar biskita pa ji, bu ajah?
laki bini : adehh wang, formal berabis jua..just talk to us like you're talking to your friends, kami cool yo (esehh speaking orang tuanya..)
host : ohhh inda gitau awal-awal.. so yo wassup.. how ya doin' dawg?
laki bini : well, we're doing great, wonderful, awesome.. (mengambang orang tuanya kan menunjuk-nunjuk ia tahu banyak adjectives)
host : cool cool *hi-5* bah atu bah yo, care to share pengalaman manis, pahit, masam tika suka dan duka bersama?
bini : lemme do the talking since bini-bini ani selalu dikategorikan bibiran so bah kan mem-bibiran tah ku ni.. sebenarnya the secret ingredient to a great marriage is nothing..eh no.. sorry bui, bagas liat kung fu panda bah.. terambil line nya tah plang =p great communication with each other lah will help alot..
bini : dulu kan awal-awal berkenalan, kami selalu jumpa sebelah pokok, menyanyi apa ala-ala hindustan.. balas-balas love letters.. then berupgrade tia pakai mobile bertelefon.. chatting and emailing.. and now kami selalu sibuk kan.. mun inda berjumpa, tinggalkan note saja for each other..
host : awww how sweet.. ber-communicate banar.. romantis..
bini : biasalerrr.. apa aje untuk suami tersayang..
laki : *smile paksa* awuu biniku andang romantis that's why sayangku arahnya makin menggunung..

---this is what actually happened at homemenyamankan hati banarrrr... =p

xoxo

OMG!

2008-06-19T21:59:00.004+08:00

hahaha. liat this first video..

liat the next video..

this is a shock to me.. im a hugeeee fan of britney spears. =D ok i noe im lame but hey i like her.. =P but now i tink i like him..hahaha.. pelanduk dua serupa tah banar. =P

*wink wink*

bulan oh bulan.

2008-06-19T21:03:00.005+08:00

when there is a full moon, macam2 lah superstitions atu. salah satunya bila badan sesuatu bertukar warna maknanya--- bulan atu bulat!

mengapa cia ijau atuuuu????
conclusion nya apa tu nah? bumi atu inda rata banarnya.

ps: that moon i took the picture with my own bare hands. wana know how to touch moon?? nampak kamu bayang2 dalam air pigang cia. haha. logic inda? logic ihhh.

say my name, baby.

2008-06-19T14:19:00.002+08:00

funny shit! you have to watch this video superstar F..

sorry friend i stole this from you, i know u wouldnt mind. ur just as lame as we are. the girl version of gopal, you are. haha.

i'm sick. boohuhu. mamiiiiii inda mau kana inject sakit. jarum atu kan mcm suck ur soul out and zombi-ing you in the end. wahahaha. dramatic.

for the MIA princess.

2008-06-19T14:07:00.002+08:00

i have a song for you, *reminiscing*

tutup bunga mawar,
buka bunga mawar,
datang seorang puteri,
namanya princess whale,
lalalala lalalala lalalala.

i forgot the lyrics. haha. remember that song? siuk kaliahh time kanak2 main atuu. haha.

HUGO boss.

2008-06-17T11:52:00.001+08:00

sadly, the video inda clear disini. so i am suggesting very very desperately suggesting u guys to watch this ad di tv. much much clearer there. teehehe=)all i can say can u spot what i spotted watching this on tv??

my husband, my hero.

2008-06-16T20:26:00.003+08:00

tuuuu nampak kamu tuu? my husband. sighh. cool kaliahh macam aku. no wonder i married you, you sexy monkey.

should i say more?

there is a saying...

2008-06-16T17:28:00.004+08:00

"yesterday is history. tomorrow is mystery and today is a gift. that is why it is call the present."-kungfu panda.

darl & leng sitting on a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

how to buy cigarettes without showing ur ID or license?easy! just be a cat!

the pink panther.

2008-06-15T14:27:00.003+08:00

i love steve martin. he is hilarious!

remember that part when he wanted to go to newyork and asked for a teacher to teach him american english?

"i would like to buy a dam-burger."
"ham-burger."
"dam-burger."
"maybe we should stop."
"no! we do not quit! lets try it again."

oh lawa camouflage nya and its so dodgy-dodgy. harhar. i secretly loved the dance moves. haha. way to go beyonce knowles! woohooooo! haha. apakan~

"i would like to take a closer look at your bawls."
"my what?"
"your bawls. your big brass bawls."
"uh, sure."*starts unzipping pants*
*picks up brass bowl on the table and examines it.*

haha now thats stupid and calie. why am quoting these? haha antah pasal aku suka. adeh~ yang capie atu suka suka. haha=p

i can sense someone is coughing right now. teehehe=) awu tau ku pulang aku lame cerita pasal pink panther. nada kena mengena. lain kali if kan bali burger di gerai pasar malam kah cakap,
"damn~burger satu ahh~"

haha. lame~

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~ *bro hammer jaw ku ahh inda mau tutup* aint that cute~~??=p

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

Ooh and Aah.

2008-06-13T20:52:00.003+08:00

Ooh: do u know what car does minnie mouse use?
Aah: umm... i dont know, how about u guys out there?
.........
Aah: oh they also dont know. so whats the answer?
Ooh: a mini van!

Ooh&Aah: thats right mickey mouse clubhouse is coming right up next!

.........................................................................................................................................................................

Ooh: am i Ooh or Aah?
Aah: yeah, who am i? Ooh or Aah?
Ooh: Aaaaahhhh who cares?
Aah: ooohhhhh yeah, ur absolutely right!

ATM? Auto Tambi Machine..

2008-06-13T16:09:00.003+08:00

canggih kali ahhh...
hehee!! *julurs*
xoxo

drawing.

2008-06-12T14:24:00.002+08:00

i think so that song goes like that. haha. i made some penetration into my memories and i found this! my god! it took me a while to get the right lyrics drawings and all. however i still could not remember he other song pasal bulatan kecil bulatan besar~~ i could have sworn i passed some pieces of memories to someone or yet little memory fairy stole them from me. haha. get it? memory fairy instead of tooth fairy? haha. yea, i put those memories under my pillow. hahaha. santa clause hohoho~ harhar. apakan~

i dont get allowance from my parents like some people do, lucky u people!, and whenever i ask for some money, my dad will go, "duit? jap ahh....nah~" u know what he always gives me? daun. funny man my dad. and he says cashiers will take it. haha. rolling my eyes and ketawakan my dad pasal ia lame hantap.

as i was saying please tell me how to draw and sing-along the bulatan kecil bulatan besar song. i desperately want to know. dayang internet isnt a big help u know. she keeps on nagging sanak ku.

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

i have to think out of the box, if u know what i mean.

2008-06-11T16:05:00.004+08:00

i love whose line is it anyways? but heck its not playing anymore at star world. so enjoy~ they are the best of the best! yang lain mana mereka suka tuu~ XD

colin says,"are u tired of people giving u a banana mistaken u for a chimp? i know i am!"

-kamigadislame this blog says.-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

an interesting read.

2008-06-10T18:26:00.002+08:00

have a good read at this post, here.

i know it isn't lame or anything. my sister just told me about it last night and my eyes are glued to it. u know, melakat bah mataku arah that post and i couldn't get my eyes of it. pakailah superglue. haha sampat lagi berlame tu. adedeh~

so to people out there, be careful. open ur eyes widely. basar lagi basar lagi ihhh basar lagi baaa.=p=p

the shortest post.

2008-06-09T15:00:00.000+08:00

hello, dropping by.

pacah!

2008-06-08T19:12:00.001+08:00

nyaman ketawanya atu! inda ku tetaip apa2 lagi. hahahaha.

*wink wink*

TEA - tengok enjoy alsooo..

2008-06-07T23:16:00.004+08:00

Take a break ba and go swim swim.. hehe. after a long long hours of studying, sapa betanya? nada plg org betanya, aku saja ba gtau. =P =P i've decided to drink tea to soothe the urat-urat in my brain yg tengah kekajangan, kamu pikir muscle arah kaki saja pandai tekrem ani. =P =P

so someone told me a story while me drink drink my tea. saya sudah minta permission slip tadi untuk menceritakan semula cerita ani. hehe.

so durg ada tiga orang, si ketuhar, ketumbar and kembayau. (eh mcm meniru style kurapak..opsss..sorry ye, saya sudah naik lorry makan strawberry lagi, curry inda ku mau pasal inda begari, beduri saja yatah jgn lari-lari karang kaling kata mari, mun suruhnya kemari inda apa, jgn bawanya mary untuk dgnnya marry buat a new born baby mcm that cute smelly little baby si 300-y. okeh tebranti. hihihi)

so the l.a.m.e style of way of writing is begini.

peserta yg pertama - ketuhar
peserta yg kedua - ketumbar
peserta yg ketiga - kembayau

*nama-nama yg diberikan atukan pilihan hati orangnya sendiri tu ah*

cani ceritanya.. once upon a time there were three bears sitting in the house. theres the Papa bear, Mama bear and the Little bear. opsss.. salah masukkan DVD..

bah bah ceritanya cemani. take 2.079, action!

Ketuhar ni membali minuman ba.. minuman bunga (crysthanium tea, inda tau lurus kah inda ejaan nya ah. ada ms.bee around kah? need help =D =D ) nways, yatah si ketuhar ni sharing ba minumannya dgn ketumbar. then time durang minum2 ani,

commercial berehat: kita minum dulu! minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat!

sambungan lagi -> yatah datang si kembayau mengaga durang ani.

Kembayau: bahapa kamu?

Ketuhar: nada, cerita-cerita pasal tea. ~~tengok enjoy alsoooo.. hehe.

Ketuhar: ko mau kah sikit? (offering the tea bunga)

Kembayau: nope. thank you. im not into tea.

Ketuhar: Owh, im not into tea either.

Kembayau: yg ko minum kenapa?

Ketuhar: coz im into flowers..

wawawa.. get it? tea bunga and flowers.. =P =P

hehe. bah lets have tea.. =D =D

now im craving for green tea with green apple jelly arah easy way. *shashapun*

*wink wink*

cerita kawanku.

2008-06-07T20:26:00.002+08:00

masa bbq my friend bercerita*nda abis-abis bbq nya ane*. di ubd, university brunei darussalam, memalukan if kamu inda tahu wahai bruneians!, they signup to volunteer helping people from outside brunei to tour around brunei lah gituan. one of the people is from indonesia, a lady, a very rich lady. tarang mata meliat kedia bah bini2 ahh, $$ <--- mata durang. almaklum contact lens baru. haha. apakan~

sesampainya lady indon atu kebrunei ihh baru memijak sedikit bah tanah brunei ahh alum lagi kan say hi-hi bye-bye sudah tia ya beckp arah my friend ane, "emba, saya mahu ke giant." macammm eyh? tau ya giant ahh alum lagi urang bepadah kedia apa ada dibrunei. bagus indon nya.

so mau inda mau dibawa tah jua ke giant. dalam perjalanan, my friend drive and his friend sit next to him and the lady duduk belakang lah apa lagi. passenger kaliahh~ haha. di dalam kerita bertanya kawanku ane cemana leh ya tau pasal giant rupanya kana bawa2 mulut bah pasal giant ahh awu c giant membawa mulutnya ke indon atu jauah terkarih yaaa. haha WTH? sekali bercerita tia jua c lady indon ane nya kedia tedapat lesen international di california. nya kawanku menggoyangkan mulut macam goyang c inul sambil melihat kawan disebelahnya, "membual" sekali apanah? dikeluarkan nya bah lesen nya ahh mcm paham saja apa kawanku atu cakap. tersumbat tarus mulut kawanku ahh paksa lagi pakai sucker yang untuk jamban ahh supaya nda tersumbat lagi. *labih-labih aku ahh*

sesampai di giant, nya kawanku, "ada duit brunei?" nya lady indon atu, "ada ada." sambil meruah2 bagnya apa. rupanya duitnya ane terselit arah buku and berkuluk2 mcm baju inda berterikah. duit $500 bah dibuatnya cematu. mcm APA?A-P-A=apa. aku lagi inda pernah memigang usin $500 ane. menalan air liur bah urg lehnya. haha. sekali kana bagi 30 mins, kan membayar tah ne lady indon ahh. tau kamu apa? *inda inda apa?* panuh bah trolley nya, kan tinggal dibrunei 4 hari ganya makanan dibalinya ane labih sudah ne~ adedeh~ kan dibawanya balik kali jadi souvenirs.

after bayar apa lagi hantar lah ke hotel inda kan dikapit kesana kemari. inda cukup sapit tu kan dipakai. astah~ lain lain~

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

riddle riddle riddle.

2008-06-07T17:08:00.004+08:00

person A: sajuk eh aircon ani.
person B: tutup plang..
person A: canakan tutup? karang lamas.
person B: bungkus pakai plastic pastu tambah oxygen tank dlm supaya inda lamas. wawawa..

princess-stuck-dalam-whale said being lame is a spontaneous act whereas for me i guess being lame is in my jean, i mean gene. hahaa. bukan plg really lame, penyeluru brgbahagi. =P =P brgkali.. read the next scene, see if you agree wif me or not..

convo my mom with her sister.

the sis: awal kami balik, kan meliat cerita bla-bla krg. (i forgot the name of the cerita)
mama: kami pun, aku kan ke atm..
the sis: aku sama si kasum (bukan nama sebenar) kelmarin mengambil atm sama2..
mama: eh cemana kamu ngambil? barat tu kan dibawa.

wawawa..

convo my dad wif my cuzin.

babah: tinggi jua kau ani eh abu (bukan nama sebenar. atu bida..ubah eh)

*re-typing*

babah: tinggi jua kau ani eh Benjamin (bukan nama sebenar. inda tecari nama lain =P )
jamin: biasaaa.
babah: brapa tinggi mu?
jamin: *proudly* 6 kaki
babah: inda jua ko ada 6 kaki tu, 2 jua ganya..

wawawa..

owh owh yesterday, time makan my dad cakap kan beli pisang raja sekali ampai2 atas meja ada pisang ba then..

mama: ada jua pisang raja tu atas meja.
babah: bukan jua pisang raja tu.
mama: bukan kan? pisang apatah ni?
me: pisang queen kali ma..
sis: bukan ka, pisang pengiran..

haha. thats how our convo went. wawawa..

nah lari tah plg cerita ku ani, nda pedah2 di bagi kaki. next time tgn ja bagi =P

i wana share a riddle with kamu. my fren tadi tanya. here's the question:

Q: Something that spread and contagious which tenderly affected humans impression.
(hint: not a disease)
bagi reason jua kenapa kamu pilih that answer. =)

the answer is quite different from what i had in mind. i let you guys give it a try dulu la.. answer arh chatbox saja. let see who thought the same thing as i did. =)

*wink wink*

BBQ Party.

2008-06-07T16:47:00.003+08:00

masa bbq di pantai muara, sorry ah nda ku pandai mengexplain dalam english, yatah kan my cousins bf ane memarakkan api. percubaan pertama kedua dan ketiga memarakkan api nda menjadi. ku marahi ya arang ahh kenapa lah kau nda mau marak? ku panggil krg bomba suruh extinguish kau apa rasanya? julur2 ya arang ahh nda mau merati. beguling2 tah kami ditanah ah bekelaie. nasib parut kusung mun nda terburai segala makanan dlm parut. eeeee~~ apakan~ nda make sense!

sekali aku meses lah my other cousin yang dalam perjalanan yg nya urang pukul 8 bejalan pukul 8 barukan bangun yatah namanya urg barunei tuuuu. tunjuk ya tunjuk!( tunjuk plg ih tapi jari ampir idung. haha.) my meses saying, "bro bali fire starters." sekali becalie tah kakaku ane tau kah nda jua ne apa fire starters. nya kakaku nya if ya nda tau tanyakan saja kaling di kadai ah. sekalikan nya kakaku "ntah kaling atu tau kah nda jua tu karang di baginya mancis. atu fire starter banar ihh. bukan lagi nda." hahahaha. ketawa tah kami sampai sikit lagi pacah parut. dlm hatiku, "pandai jua kaling atu be lame ah. haha. apakan~" nasib jua cousin ku tau apa fire starters ane mun inda, he'll get the lame kaling style. haha racist!

so usaha memarakkan api menjadi. sekali datang lagi one problem, brush untuk membrush ayam with minyak plus madu ketinggalan sama minyak nda cukup. so cadangan kami kan membali di kadai kaling ampir sana. bepikir kami jua if durang tedapat sama tau. nya cousins, bf cousin and kakaku, "karang dibaginya barus cat roller ahh. gila! atu barus tu banar. roller bah nada membari-bari. nyaman makan tuuu." i was like apakan~ lame jua ihh durang ane tapi calie jua. haha panat panat.

bejalan tah cousin ku with her bf ane mencari berus or sarai. upon their arrival back to the beach beceritatah my cousin's bf ane. "tadi bah aku ketamu, memakai cap mcm urang putih*fishing cap* nda nampak mcm urg brunei kali. nya urg atu, yes? what can i do for u?, bangang ku aku ckp lah, ahhh anu bah sarai ada?" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! apakan~ lame jua ihh urg menjual ahh. asyik-asyik pakai cap atu urg putih tah tu? haha. usulnya kan speaking2. inda cool tu bro, membari hawar bah tuu.

so for the next outing everyone, tebalkan muka malukan diri kerana ianya penting! bila bbq-ing lawak ambuk mesti dibawa kerana ianya enak. nyumnyum sehingga menjilat jari~!

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

mischief managed!

2008-06-06T21:58:00.002+08:00

dulu-dulu masa ku damit everytime people asked me questions i ended up saying,"ntah ihh nda ku tau jawapannya." bila ku tanya durang apa jawapannya apanah durang bagi tau aku? MBBT.

so when i ask u a question, ull ask me back what is the answer. ill answer u guys, MBBT, Mana-Boleh-Bagi-Tahu.

what comes around goes around. lol!

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

suatu yang tidak begitu cool

2008-06-05T22:19:00.002+08:00

sooo.. i would like to say more on smoking..
smoking sangat merbahaya..
smoking tidak bagus..
smoking menimbulkan pelbagai penyakit..
smoking bla bla bla.. this is getting boring isn't it? heh..

awu bah awu bah.. you get the point.. smoking is not good for you..refer the comic above..
that is so NOT COOL.. if you wanted so badly to be cool.. contact me and i'll personally buy you sunglasses.. branded ones..? oh yes you name it.. nanti mencari di Thailand yang imitation =p

so for smokers, try to stop smoking.. mun kana tangkap bersigup arah public.. nyaman tu babe duit melayang bayar saman..

satu nasihat:
stop puffing and makan lah curry puff instead..XP

xoxo

biasiswa.

2008-06-05T15:07:00.003+08:00

a lot of people are freaking out right now simply because of scholarship. havent heard from moe about scholarship. usually ada ya teriak2 tu scholarship ah saying, "ECHO! come and get it. ECHO!" hahaha. out jua ih. *suatu ketika dahulu ada surat khabar nama echo di uk, ntah ada kah nda masih.*

dont worry my friends. you'll get ur scholarship. saya yakin! minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat! brunei yakin! woooohoooooo!! brunei siuk!! *lari lari nda mau kana tanya* alamak! terlebih sudah!

nda bah, jangan tah watir nyanta. ada tu karang scholarship atu berbunyi bergandang menari. ihhhh??? yatah, saya dengan yakin nya mengatakan kamu akan dapat scholarship pasal aku urg brunei and urg brunei yakin! minumlah milo supaya yakin! ih salah minumlah air sehat buatan brunei dan suci supaya hati kamu suci lagi mengucikan.

-i solemnly swear that i'm up to no good.-

apa itu lame?

2008-06-05T13:56:00.004+08:00

didju know that being lame is spontaneous?

sometimes you wouldn't know when it gonna hit you or hit the cinema.. apakan? =p
but well my point is.. nothing.. hahah

so last time i had a conversation with this someone.. someone who gets annoyed with my lameness ability most of the time..nyehs~ saya telah dikurniakan menjadi lame, so saya bersyukur.. hahah..

me : gosh.. your eyebrow.. so bushy ehhh..
someone : yeahh rightt.. like yours not bushy??
me : oh nopes.. mine's osamy.. ( get it? bush and osama laden? hahah)
someone : *muka macam separuh sasak and separuh kan ketawa* apakannn?
me : haha exsen tiaaa.. i know you get what i meant.. you're as lame as i am..

see? i didn't expect i would say that..i mean where the heck did 'osamy' word came from..ahaha..it's all spontaneous baby..maybe being lame, people would go "say whatttt?" or "eh capieee lame kau ani eh.." but at the end of the day, that lame jokes being told cracks you up and put a smile on your face.. well obviously..it takes certain people to pull it off..or else, the result will be.. "errr calieee kan tu??ku umban kau karang" haha.. but hey don't worry, kami naturally lame and we can pull it off *bam* just-like-that! haha rightttt..entah-entah ada orang sasak =p *huge thanks to gorilla yang mengajar kami jadi lame* XP

L-A-M-E?? it means.. Lawak Ambuks Memang Enak? HAHAHAHA.. antam saja tia buiii..=p

xoxo

iklan yang sangat berguna..

2008-06-04T15:14:00.001+08:00

satu iklan di luar negeri that i think is worth to share with you guys. cerita nya mengenai dengan sepasang kekasih yg sedang berada di dalam kereta. mind you,the girlfriend drives instead of the boyfriend. kiranya girlfriend nya ani menyamal and minta kena pujuk. ngam jua kehabisan minyak kereta so singgah arh kedai minyak mengisi. suddenly the boyfriend got a briliant ideas to buy chocolates and flowers utk pujuk the girlfriend. in addition,he bought a toy spider. omg,what's the point of buying the toy spider? so simpan nya bunga arh kereta (tmpt yg selalu nya tissue box kena simpan) and di siring atu simpan nya a chocolate. and the toy spider tapuk nya arh mirror tmpt duduk driver.

perjalanan diteruskan.. kejadian pujuk-memujuk pun berlaku. melihat chocolate ampai2 atu,the girlfriend ambil and makan. the boyfriend simpan lg satu chocolate arh tmpt tadi,the girlfriend ambil jua. the third time,the boyfriend suap kn chocolate arh girlfriend nya. mau tia jua kn romantik dlm kereta time2 driving=p skali nya nda plg masuk mulut girlfriend nya. arh siring mulut yo! buka nya mirror skali ada spider. adui,atu ia kereta yg dipandu nda tercontrol lg. girlfriend nya ani takut kn spider. terus ia beranti siring jln and keluar dari kereta. the boyfriend umban spider mainan arh girlfriend nya. (memajal eh,nda mau2 tia jua kn mengumban) guess what? girlfriend nya telanggar psl ia makin ke belakang. nah,padan mua mu wang!
sekali ada tia ambulans datang to the rescue,kena bawa ke hospital. kn kena suntik the girlfriend skali the boyfriend nda mau2 kn menerangkan perkara sebenar. dalam erti kata lain,menghalang org yg kn menyuntik atu tadi. apa lagi,tersuntik plg mata the boyfriend akhirnya....

moral of the story is to be careful if driving. jgnth kn beromantik and pujuk memujuk dalam kereta,mara bahaya tuju nya tu.and to guys put there,nda lucu tu if kn memujuk girlfriend pakai spider.. walaupun ianya adalah mainan saja.
ada iklan tv brunei psl lelaki tua yg smoking dalam kedai tmpt perfume, tmpt mesin ATM, dalam bus. sedar2 th yg merokok ani membahaya kn kesihatan. plus its a waste of money buying boxes of cigarette.

sekian.

masa kanak-kanak.

2008-06-04T13:39:00.003+08:00

masa kanak-kanak dulu, tengah main guli, kana buli ulih cousin lelaki.

menangis... wahhhhhh='(

me: gtau mama ku neeeee
pembuli: gtau pulangggg *julur-julur*
pembuli: tak takut takut!
me: nda mau kawan sama kau lagi
me: buang jabat buang jabat.
pembuli: kau buang aku tangkap *WTH?*

me: nya mama ku nya jangan main sama api....

-tau kamu lame ketawa kamu masih.=p-

Minum milo anda jadi sihat dan kuat..

2008-06-03T18:49:00.021+08:00

Who love to shop?? If you loveeeeeeeeeeeeee to shop or in love with a shop, basar damit kah saiz kadainya atu pilihtah yg ada tinggal XL, L, M sama S, kadai india pun included ni, namanya jua shop kan.. (using india instead of kaling - trying to prove that im not racist =P) so those yg in this category kana panggil SHOPAHOLIC.. lurus rite? correct me if im wrong but then again who cares if im wrong, its my prerogative~ ada britney spears menyanyi la.. shouts: I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOURE HALF INSANE. =D

Who love chocolates? Chocolates chocolates chocolates chocolates chocolates brapa banyak chocolates laaa~~ inda kira chocolate putih kah, chocolate gelap kah, chocolate warna-warni kah (referring to M&M's, nips, etc etc) kalau mau bisai, baiktah pahami tu.. =P so those ppl yg tergila-gilakan chocolates ani, sikit lagi kalah rating nya ngan cucur pisang atu kekurangan 0.99999998% saja. ani pandai ya mengira ambuk ah cua kamu liat tu memarah otak ah terlebih accurate, disuruh kira hari inda ya pandai =P nways, kana panggil CHOCOHOLIC.

yang kuat-kuat minum atu.. macam si Hamli mabuk kepayang arah kurapak atu.. atu ALCOHOLIC.

whereas those yg terlampau mencintai buku dgn sepenuh jiwanya inda mau belapas bekapit2 saja sampai ilang jua kulat-kulatnya dipanggil book mushroom.. eh, BOOKWORM. ai...mengapa ya nada ujungnya holic holic atu ah??

Anyways, bermacam-macam holic lah.. im sure you guys know already know most of it..

but if kamu ketagih kepada dadah........................................tahai. drugs i tak main taw, time damam ja.. ho ho ho.. merry christmas... bah if kamu ketagih membaca blog ani, minumlah horlick with or without ice, kurang manis, terlebih manis terserah kamu lah, gula2 horlicks pun nyaman =D =D yg penting horlick.. supaya jadi LAME-A-HOLIC.. harharharhar.. apakan har ani? haram kali.. =P =P =P

ps: belilah horlick sekarang selagi stock masih ada.. abis krg tu ulih Mr. H Digger ah. =D =D

*wink wink*

cinta tiga segi.

2008-06-03T13:26:00.004+08:00

a bunch of ubd-ians were gathering around and gossiping. dalam byk2 durg ceritakan timbul cerita pasal cinta tiga segi ani antara erra fazira, hans isaac and tengku.

one of the ubd-ians becerita lah nya "cemani ceritanya, sebenarnya lapas ia sama c yusry bekawan sama c hans isaac setaun kah tapi mama c erra nda bekenan kan c hans atu. mamanya jodohkan sama c tengku atu. yg paluinya c erra atu mau jua. kira bescandal jua tu sama tengku atu. c hans ngakun jua ya tumbuk tengku atu. conclusion nya apa tu nah?......."

conclusion:
" c awie atu inda bersalah tah tuu..."

kwangkwangkwang.

*hints: awie pernah sama erra dulu betunang.*

18 above only.

2008-06-02T13:04:00.003+08:00

WARNING: There are some inappropriate words said in the clip.

bah jgntah diliat nah mun rasa-rasanya kamu tu balum lagi 18 tahun ke-atas, ke-siring bulih. tapi sebulih2nya straight ke atas sajalah bengkok2 jgntah, mun turun ke bawah atu minta maaf tah ku tu ah. maafkan kami~ =D terima lah kenyataan yg kamu atu masih lagi kanak-kanak balum lagi legal tu. =P =P

ilv.

dugaan~~

2008-06-02T12:24:00.004+08:00

Here I am sitting in my room searching for something good to watch in youtube when SOMEONE knocked on my house door. Ganas lagitu begagar kalah earthquake di sin chuan. =P I looked from the window sekali bini2 yg katuk2 then dlm kereta ramai lagi dgnnya tu. I decided to just leave ia ngantuk2 panggil2, inda jua saya kenal sihh..wahaha..hey I have my reasons.. krg ku buka, diampasnya ku kah then im alone lagi..attacknya my house krg..manatau terrorist..brgkali they’ve been spying on me kah since im home alone everyday..krg culiknya ku, tercari-cari rindu kamu kan aku.. =P =P =P hehe.. yes yes watching too much movies.. ehem, practice ba, manalah tau jadi director one day.. I can dream rite..the fairy tale girl had hers, I can have mine as well.. =D =D =D

which then reminds me to this..

Q: Banyak2 sale, 20% sale 30 % 50% sale, etc etc, sale apa yang org inda peduli??
A: Salesman la.. hehehe..

Speaking of beruang, ive just remembered.. Back in 2003, masatu ada pasal the bears attacking local people on newspaper (I think) bukan local brunei, local somewhere else..then I was with my friend masatu talking about it then suddenly shes like “di brunei pun ada beruang ba…” and I stupidly believed and asked “ada wah? Di mana??” then she said “di tutong..” then I said “ooohhh…eh, dangerous tu eh..di tutong kawasan mana?” since im half tutong, thinking the beruang arh near my nini’s house or something so I cud you know be prepared.. then she goes “di bukit beruang” and laughed..it took me a while to actually realize it.. hahaahaa…

I found this in youtube..

upset coz you worked soo hard to get something then someone stole your profits?? hahaha. yatah tu nah~ sapatah suruh ko kan curi2 dari truck, cubatah dari pokok saja.. inda halal itu.. sakit perut krg.. cubatah pinjam duit arh ur brother utk beli makanan pastu jgn plg byr balik buat2 lupa.. opssss.. i mean if u dont have money, loan dari someone pastu bila ada usin lagi pergi pesta kawan2, eh byr balik.. sorry, error in typing.. =P mun inda, mrh krg tarzan, umbannya ambuk arh kamu (kehabisan kelapa sudah..semua kelapa buangnya arah someone yatah ambuk sajala sebagai ganti) kata tarzan, mummy nya slalu ckp:

"sesungguhnya mencuri itu adalah suatu dosa yg besar..bertaubat lah kamu wahai insan yg berpijak di muka bumi ini..bersembahyang lah seblum di sembahyangkan dan mohonlah maaf zahir dan batin"

eh raya sudah kah? beli bunga api krg eh. selamat hari raya..hari untuk kita bersuka ria~~ alamak..terlebih sudah~~ hahahaha.

ilv.

Puteri Gunung Buaya

2008-06-01T23:29:00.003+08:00

believe in fairy tale?
well.. me?

10-12 years ago : crayzeeee about fairy tale.. wanted the gorgeous tresses, wanted the gown and the crown to prance around.. wanted to live in a castle.. thinking that i can talk to birds and rabbits (tried it, nopes..sadly it ain't true.. i got bitten instead)..tried singing like any fairy tale princesses did but at the same time, was wondering why my elder brother put his hands on his ears..(he must be jealous i guess suaraku lawa:p )and and and i got myself all those princessy stuff just so to convince people i'm this little princess who can't talk to birds nor rabbits! awww.. hahah!

5 years ago : i cut all the craps listed above.. yet, remained fantasizing of a prince charming sweeping me off my feet and bringing me to his castle (ey majal jua castle nya ani eh, i thought i cross castle out of my list already, yes? :p )

now : coming to my senses that fairy tale is just a dream.. knowing that in real life, there's no time to be dreaming something that will always remain as a dream.. and also,every time watching fairy tale movies, i hate the fact that i still go 'awwwww isn't it great if i can have my once-upon-a-time-happily-ever-after kind of life' hahahah! how ironic..

so enough of me.. i have a story here :)

once upon a time, ada seorang princess yang asalnya dari beautiful swan menjadi ugly princess..oh come on, look at her.. the gown saja macam baju santa claus di-modified nya.. *save budget bah eh..mun paham good*...so, one day dia merenung-renung di tepi sungai.. melihat reflectionnya yang akan-akan seperti Jessica Simpson yatah bercakap tia sendiri " napa aku inda laku ani kan.. nada orang berguna aku macam pisang goreng ambuk atu eh..laku hantap.." well, sebenarnya, sungai atu sungai magic..(ingat mirror saja buleh magic kah ah?) yalah what she sees dalam sungai atu isn't who she is..kesian lah engkau wahai tuan puteri :p dia lonely..oh ms.lonely..she has nobody~~

tersidak-sidak tia menangis sana sampai makin dalam sungai atu... timbul tia mata seekor buaya yang dipikirnya seekor froggy.. haha.. and all this time i thought all fairy tale princesses are clever.. ada patut dia tidak tahu differentiate mana mata buaya mana mata froggy? oh tak patut tak patut ;p due to her frustration and desperation kan mau froggy-to-be-prince-charming.. dia tanpa berfikir panjang (like she's even clever to think), dengan hatinya yang iski...ready untuk kiss the froggy-sebenarnya-buaya..

"oh kiss me prince froggy..kiss me" said the princess... buaya ani bangang *kalip-kalip mata*..lihatnya kan the princess yang memakai cherry flavoured lip gloss and strawberry body balm..yatah makin tia bangang lagi buaya ani..enak bah tu bau nyaaaa.. cherry strawberry kali ahhhh.. "bah froggy, jadi kiss or not, if not nyamal me ni" hahaha.. kana ngap tia oleh buaya atu... pasal buaya atu pendengaran dia tak okay..tersumbat ikan-ikan damit dalam telinganya.. so ia assumed saja lah she said "bah froggy eat me"..

moral of the story.. jangan pakai lip balm and segala harum-haruman ke sungai.. hahaha! and mun lonely plus desperate sangat kan mencium animal, jangan cium buaya.. cium bee baik.. mun mulut atu kana sangat, dapat jua Angelina Jolie's lips(sexyyy tu babe) for free, ngak usah pakai botox segala.. so.. hereby, i say.. the crocodile live happily ever after with princess in his tummy.. haha.. bah seriously, the point is..most of the time, there's rarely to no happily ever after in life.. see lah what happened to the princess.. she's more likely to be 'happily eaten ever after'.. so sedikit nasihat kepada semua.. berwaspada lah di sungai, merenung cermat, jiwa selamat..hahah..*julurs*

till then..toodles~ xoxo

A&B--- CDEF

2008-05-31T22:08:00.002+08:00

round2 belait, kami sakai macam baruk. al-maklum ada connection.

B: tu tu, bukit beruang! beruang nya bebukit!
A: apakan~ tu tu beruang nya pindah *pointing at the signboard saying perpindahan bukit beruang*
B: hahahaha. lagi cia~

A sais something that made B mad.

B: pinching A over and over again*
A: aduh! sakit bah B! abg ibrahim tolong abg ibrahim tolong~
CDEF: wahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
B: apa A? ah? apa? *stop pinching*
A: terima kasih abg ibrahim.

A bertanya soalan.
A: apa cucur paling basar?
B: haha. awu apa?
C: err ntah
DEF: ntahhh
A&B: cucur ikan paus!
CDEF: apakan~~ nda make sense lame hantap!

A bercerita soalan atu kana balasi. nya;
"aku tanya soalan atu sekali kana balasi ku. kana tanya kuali apa paling basar? sekali*chuckles* jawapannya kuali masak cucur ikan paus!"

BCDEF: hahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

D: kettle apa paling basar?
A: hahahahaha
D&A: kettle KB! *pointing at this huge kettle on the middle of a round about*
BCEF: hahaha. apakan~

-thanks to my super lame friends for without them i wont be able to write a lame story for this blog.-

o-bukan nama sebenar.

2008-05-31T21:55:00.002+08:00

there are 6 people in a car, ABCDEF. a trip to kb was worthwhile. seronok!

A, the driver, bought a chocolate and ate it. A shared the chocolate with B while the rest didnt want it.

A: nyaman B? nyaman?
B: awu ihh nyaman*sambil makan*
A: pasal apa tu nah B?
A&B: pasal free~ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

CDEF: lame jua ihh~ *dalam hati* rolling our eyes.

hari bersejarah bagi grown-ups!

2008-05-30T22:57:00.003+08:00

jamal jalan-jalan,
jamal jolok jambu,
jamal jerit,
"jambu jatuh jambu jatuh",
jengjengjengjengjengjeng!

do u guys know this machine that some of us used to play? if we put coins and turn it we got this cute widdle egg? mcm talur bah usulnya dalam talur atu ada hadiah. kalau masa damit kami iski tu pasal ada hadiah dlmnya. mcm2 tah tu cincin lah patung damit2 lah. lame kami masa damit atu. haha.

i mean im 19, my sister is 23 and my other sister is 30. u know what we did? we saw the machine after we had our dinner and my sister offered me 20c to give that machine a try. i think i broke the first machine since it didnt work. oppsss! terlebih sudah~ urg india lagi punya machine pajal nya ku krg membayar for the machine. harhar. so aku buat muka innocent but nda menjadi since aku terbahak2 ketawa. i tried the second same machine. it worked! we were actually thinking cemana kan pulas taruh the coin apa. haha. hari bersejarah, manatau ada camera kana gambar kami, baik kamu liat surat khabar the title saying, "tiga anak dara yang sudah lanjut umurnya dilihat sedang mencuba permainan yang dinamakan "20cent satu telur" dan telah berjaya mendapatkan sabigi telur." -kisah selanjutnya muka surat 4.

thahs how the egg looks like. pretty cute huh? haha. sungguh menakjubkan~ dalamnya ular. haha.

ular berlingkar di atas pagar, di atas pagar ular berlingkar, betanya c kamar, di mana kampung batu ampar?

kacak eyhhh

2008-05-30T13:30:00.003+08:00

it took me a while to post this. been postponed for some reasons. get it? telipun kana post haha apakan~hehe.

two of my favourites c-s-i-s. well count house in cause hes my favourite super sarcastic doctor. goodlooking, great body, cute smile, nice hair, intelligent and oh what more can u want from a guy? bid for them. lelong lelong! 25 percent 25 percent! 25 percent??? what the february? oh, house isnt that goodlooking hes old and cranky haha. caya lah lu~

if they ask u one question what would ur answer be? and the question issssssssss ARE WE NATURAL BLONDES?

how to duel.

2008-05-29T15:31:00.002+08:00

first we bow~ then we get ready-- settt GOOOO!! alamak! terlebih sudah~

ok, stare and watch ur opponent then--- oii tambii!!=p=p

nadabah seriously, ok=)

*looking at my card* dear xoxo, didnt u say so urself that kaling is everywhere? kadai gunting lah kadai dobi lah kadai makan lah tukang mesin rumput lah tukang gunting lah tukang driver lah salesmen lah and perhaps u have forgotten that it was u who said without them *hand to my heart* nda maju ne negara ahh. oii tambiii!! i salute u. wahahahahaah=p=p *kejam*

my point? point apa? mau jarum? *ya ALLAH ya tuhanku kenapalah saya lame?* pastu kan my point is tekana durg everywhere memajal numbur satu ne durang ah. kadai dobi bah durg plg dtg kerumah minta baju ahh. pastu kadai gunting bah bro durg plg mengoffer tempat duduk plus menarik2 tgn tani and say "bro, u need a hair cut." mau lagi? mesin rumput bah? durg mesinkan rumput ah without being asked to pastu kan minta bayaran g tu sudah nya urg nada menyuruh majal diri bah ya mesinkan rumput ahh. pastu ah krg dtg2 ya kerumah minta aluminium cans apa sudah nya urg nada majal betanya balik2. haaaaiiiissshhhhhh apa ke heh nye?

melayu kah? melayu ane ada jua yang memajal jenisnya mcm c sathiya arah kawin muda ahh bari garam ati! tambah gula supaya manis ati kwangkwang apakan~ melayu ane majalnya time driving mostly. cuba kamu perhatikan, karit nda mau membagi jalan pastu majal g tu asak2 arah tempat sampit parking tu krg majal malas kan parking jauh jalan bah disangga nya. haaaaiiiiisssshhhhhh *lap paluh kirikanan* fuuuhhhhh~~ puas ati daa~~ =p

duel ane makin lama makin panas. apa kata xoxo??

xoxo berkata "eat slugs" *pointing wand at me*

ROFL! it backfires! woohooooooooo!!! apa rasanya babe? haha=p=p

i say, "ahhhhhhh" *eksen2 pengsan* -it takes two.

suddenly someone says, "london bridge is falling down!" -u need to see it takes two to understand this. hahah=p=p

pretty lame, innit?=p

memajal-ing is a crime ;p

2008-05-28T23:08:00.004+08:00

"Man 1 : Information. Can I help you?
Man 2 : I'd like the number of the Theater Guild, please.
Man 1 : One moment, please. Pause. I'm sorry sir, I have no listing
for a Theodore Guild.
Man 2 : No, no. It isn't a person. It's an organization. It's Theater
Guild.
Man 1 : I told you, sir. I have no listing for a Theodore Guild.
Man 2 : Not *Theodore*! *Theater*! The word is *theater*.
T-H-E-A-T-E-R!
Man 1 : That, sir, is NOT the way you spell Theodore. "

memajal much? oh yeahhhh..bari sasak ah? hahah ey, speaking of memajal.. why do people cakap "eh jangan memajal, kaling ganya memajal ani.." HAHAHA..i'm sure you hear that once in a while but the question is.. why kaling? why not melayu? haha is it really true yang kaling ani memajal kan? as in how? how people know durang memajal? is it by the way they talk? laju and berlingkar-lingkar? hahah.. okay.. i ask so much questions eh? curious meh~ =p bah ah siapa tahu answernya, tell me.. ada 'win a date with kaling' menanti as the first prize =p

cakap pasal kaling ani haha i remembered something,

>banyak-banyak mata, mata apa yang boleh dimakan?

--mata kucing...
>salahhhh..

--matabak (murtabak).. XP

soooo... my bed is calling me already...

i better head off to bed then..

good night people.. =)

zZzZzZzzzZ...

xoxo

Awang Tarzan

2008-05-28T22:17:00.002+08:00

kamu tahu apa.. inda..mana kamu tahu kan pasal saya belum cerita pun =p anyways atu bah.. si Awang Tarzan.. kamu rasa ia pintar kah inda? berakal or not to know mana salah and mana lurus? mun kan dicakap awu, macam inda jua pasal adakah gorilla difikirnya mama papanya.. tsk tsk..then segala ambuk-ambukans and apa jua binatang yang hidup buatnya teman-teman sejatinya walaupun dia tidak faham bahasa mereka..kesian kan.. entah-entah ambuks apa atu sumpah-sumpah ia and si Awang Tarzan ani 'anguk-anguk geling-geling iya iya' tah ganya =p

but thennn...mun dicakap inda pintar pun.. cemana ia boleh swing from tree to tree perfectly atu? that requires perfect timing, velocity, kinetic energy, potential energy, weight, tension on the 'string' he used to swing,etc,etc.. maybe Awang Tarzan belajar physics kali jua.. wahahah.. waduh.. kamu si.. bisa aja.. mana mungkin laaaa.. =p

baca lah kisah tarzan selanjutnya dalam petikan di bawah..

"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
Tarzan: Look, a herd of elephants in the distance
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
Tarzan: Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time! "

so.... got anything to say? well i do..
to Awang Tarzan.. tolong mendaftar masuk sekolah.. di sana mereka akan mengajar awak bagaimana rupa-rupa manusia, binatang dan macam-macam lagi..it's never too late to learn.. or if malas kan pergi sekolah, minum lah susu Dumex agar otak sihat dan cergas XP

xoxo

"knight"

2008-05-28T12:37:00.002+08:00

listen my people, i am about to award this bus a title or at least i think i will.

Bus,
u have been a very good bus. u take care of urselves and u have been the fastest bus in the world. u travel like u never should and u eat like u have never seen food. for now, i raise my wand aka sword giving u luck and prosperity*wand at left and right shoulders* for i the king of the jungle giving u this title, Sir Knight Bus!

horay to sir knight bus! *clapclapclap*

*boy i thought that was going to be hard.chuckles*

ms know-it-all

2008-05-28T09:53:00.003+08:00

do u know why gorillas makin lama makin lesser and lesser? they killed themselves. yes, true, nda caya? cua kamu liat if ya marah ya tumbuk2 badannya, chest nya lah, belubang tarus jantungnya kan operation nda lagi sampat so inalillah~ kesian~ nasib jua kami ambuk nda cematu. you-know-what. =p

do u know what a boggart is? i tell u; a boggart is a thing that lives in a wardrobe and ull never know what it looks like because if u open the wardrobe it will become somewhat what u scare the most. yatah beckp mengenai boggart ane i have something to share.

exhibit A: a boggart wardrobe.
i imagine myself being infront of the wardrobe and as the door opens what comes out is the most thing i fear; a cage. yalah, kan aku ambuk of course lah aku nda suka cage. pastu kan in order to make the boggart looks less scarier u have to think something that could turn that cage into something funny and so i say, "ridikulus!" *watch harry potter*

u want to know what happen to the cage? --- a human is in it. haha. mau tau kenapa? aku aga cage atu and say to the human, "yatah kau curi lagi pisang ku, apa rasanya~?"=p=p

atu imaginasi tu and back to the present aku ketawa di lantai guling2. haha. kana ucap sinting ganya nda. sabar saja ku. tapi siuklah. that made my day. me and my mind are in love babe!

segala2nya terjadi kerana....bosan!

2008-05-27T15:52:00.000+08:00

I’m actually quite surprised at how fast the espeed has become. My, my, round of applause, bulatannya mesti bulat jaga nda,for espeed. Hooraaaayyyyyy!! I want to box someone or something. Espeed perhaps, yea, kan ku masukkan dalam kutak. Haha. Apakan~

Once upon a time, I had this attachment at the local hospital, wait! Where are we again? Ahhhhh brunei so its ripas then. So yeah I had the attachment with my lame friend, superstar F. haha sorry darl=p we met new friends. Theres this one dude kuat menyaya even arah urg ya nda kenal juga dikenali sebagai us.

So nyaya after nyaya, talk after talk, kenal after kenal, kami pun serang hendap kedia jua with our powerful words since kami pernah jumpa urg mcm kedia di pasar gadong. *apakan* so yatah asal kami nyaya ia kan ya ckp arah kami, “labih labih kamu ane ihh, L-L L-L.”

Pasal kami terlampau cool dari kedia kami ckp ia lame tapikan in the end we missed him and kami pun ikutkan jua. Haha boooo us boooo us. Cakap tak serupa bikin mcm ambuk patutpun mulut basar.

talk and trade

2008-05-27T01:11:00.005+08:00

*prasan jadi tv host sekajap* ok penonton sekalian..kita masih lagi berbincang mengenai topic panas kita iaitu cinta itu buta.. siapa setuju dengan statement berkenaan,sila angkat meja..alamak terlebih sudah~ :p bah enough of that.. see comic below..

sobs* sobs* saya sedih dan menangis melihat petikan komik itu... sungguh kejam.. sampai hati that dude.. MAIN GAME INDA BAWA AKU!!! hahah =p =p sukanyeee dia main trade-trade..cubatah trade ambuk kah.. ani girlpren nya..

games, football, games again and football again.. versus girls... who will win ah? guys will choose..... hmmm go figure ladies~ :p

last but not least..to any frustrated girlfriends out there,this is for you..hehee =D

"a man tells you he needs space? give him the number of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and 50 cents to make the call."

smiles... =) till then..toodles~
xoxo

cinta itu buta or not ah??

2008-05-27T00:42:00.006+08:00

ever wonder why most people say 'love is blind'?? you ask me? oh i don't know..never seen its eyes before.. so i can't confirm you if it's blind.. hahah.. okay..lame.. stop it.. =p well try asking those who believes that love is blind la.. ask them how they know etc,etc,etc.. manatau 'love' atu bercheck mata kah.. pakai kaca mata hitam and bertongkat kah mun berjalan..haha ey.. here i go again? apanya orang..berlurus jua ehhh si dayang ani..mun understand good.. hahah..

<---- hehee get the picture now? email me please if you see this around.. need to know why it's blind.. ;p

awu bah awu bah... maybe love is blind.. refer comic above.. terjatuh cinta dengan seekor burung.. bulieeeeh?? entahlah labu..hahah..

xoxo

joke of the day.

2008-05-26T17:54:00.001+08:00

Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'

Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

the love guru!

2008-05-26T14:56:00.002+08:00

im loving every second bits of this video. enjoy~

DAVIDS!

2008-05-26T14:46:00.001+08:00

sexy hot phewwww~~ meltssss. what more to say? plus its kinda funny as well. enjoy fans of the DAVIDS!

a type of cancer.

2008-05-25T10:12:00.002+08:00

morning.

did u watch AF? OMG! *sense the sarcasm please*

pls dont get carried away. anyways last night i read this one email about breast cancer. it has a picture of a nipple in it. haha. my guy cousin was with me that time reading it. haha again. i know~ but hey he got nipples as well so theres nothing to be embarrassed about. innit?

so i told my cousin that men have breasts as well. oh he didnt believe me. *try saying that in scottish accent* i told him that when we had this attachment at the ripas hospital men do take the mammogram and its even more painful than when women take it. u see u have to stand up and since men's breast are flat the doctors have to pull it very very very hard just to be able to do the mammogram. painful? yep u bet.

he can feel the pain haha. sorry cuz. ur just so impossible sometimes=p and then he argued that they are not called breasts they are called chest. so i asked a friend whom i was chatting with. she said since men can have breast cancer so she supposed so men have breasts. aha! thats what i told him! and guess what he was still being in denial. and i told the friend.

she said "well they are not called chest cancer. hellooooo~"

hahahaha! *hi5* my friend! i just love that! and cuzzie~ sorry bro. ur just outnumbered. hahahaha=p how he wished gopal was there. haha.

so dear men out there, dont be so in denial when u know we women are right. being so is lame~ big "L".=p

haha.

2008-05-24T16:02:00.002+08:00

whenever i posted a post i always ended up saying "ha-ha" at the end of each and every sentences. oh-my-god! i just realised that and its fucking driving me crazy to get rid of that habit. haha. see? bad bad girl! stop saying it! ha....-- oh oh! hehe then=)=) satisfied?=p

this goes to my superstar friend; u are so LAME! u should join us wait! u r in the club: L-A-M-E club. hehe.

so as mike myers said; i know the winner-- he is the US citizen. aged between 16 and 28. his name is DAVID! haha. i love him! haha.

notice how many hahas ive been using? its haunting me--- OH NO!!!!

haha is lame.

Being in love is lame?? hahaha.

2008-05-23T15:35:00.001+08:00

ms. bee.

2008-05-23T07:40:00.002+08:00

i misspelled mike MYRES' name. i did think i misspelled it tapi pasal saya cool i let it be. haha *tutup malu bah bro* anyways c ms.bee and jua mau perfect ketawa ya lagi tuu.

i call her ms. bee pasal nya kan competition mengeja atu kan namanya spelling bee? so yatah pasalnya tu ms. bee ms.bee. mcm mr. weatherbee kana panggil mr. bee mr. bee. apakan~ saya lame. u didnt get that did u? i knew it!=p kalau ane faham? she called herself lee since she corrected my spelling i call her bee now, makes sense yes?=p

lets do spelling now~
m-i-k-e-m-y-e-r-s
m-i-c-k-e-y-m-o-u-s-e
b-u-a-h

kenapa tarzan mesti handsome sama badannya lawa??

kemusykilan mu terjawab.

2008-05-22T20:27:00.002+08:00

fee: u have ur answers now. david cook won. and and u know what? both davids have butts. haha sexyyyyyy. haha=p david archuleta could have won but heck even if he didnt win hes still a winner right? =)

ihh apakan tu mike myres new movie ahh. he is so hilarious. ur my dawg~ or is it ur my dog? haha. paula i love u. simon i love u more~ winkwink. haha.

i have this habit of u know imitating everything that sounds funny to me for example as above-- exhibit A. and its pretty lame. how to make this habit non-lame? haha. u tell me.

carzy for korean dramas.

2008-05-22T16:28:00.006+08:00

its making me sad that now my favourite korean drama is coming to an end. alah~ but its been driving me crazy to know the ending. love triangle sucks. pacah jua kepala memikirkan bertaburan segala meat2 pasal terlampau bergaru*ambuk style* every time meliat drama ane. awu jgntah ditanya im balding. =p haha. i wonder if ambuks buleh u know balding jua can they?*ur thinking about it arent u?=p*

sorry babes, for this insanely small fonts and insanely girlish layout. i HAD to change it cause im cool.

oh hello.

why?how?what?

2008-05-22T13:03:00.002+08:00

curious...
u know kan ambuks ane have the same skin colour or ehem* hair colour. so how do they know which is female and which is male? how they distinguish between male and female? heh. maybe kalau yg makan pisang biasa atu ambuk lelaki kali and if makan cucur pisang bini2 biasa bini2 ane lembut kan pastu if lelaki kira macho la tu makan pisang biasa. is that right 32?=p

thats not the issue here. kenapa if guys meguurat bini2 boleh sedangkan bini2 ngurat kana ucap nda tau malu? kenapa if lelaki too close with other lelaki kana ucap gay but when the ladies themselves hold hands with each other nda kana ucap lesbian? mana equal rights ane? and oh nda kamu curious if binatang pun ada cematu? especially ambuks gorillas atu? haha i know i am.;)

oh awu kalau ambuks ane if damit bdnnya bini2 if basar lelaki. mana equal rights ane? insulting bah tuu basar damit. cuba anda fikirkan.

curious curious.

perasan menuntut keadilan adalah lame.

bahasa dalam 2.

2008-05-21T15:32:00.002+08:00

contributed by forwarded email:

this one is the other way round lah ahh malay to english=) enjoy~

putus hubungan= cut connection
pikir masak-masak= think cook-cook
bertepuk sebelah tangan= clap one hand
dengan mata saya sendiri= with eyes myself
minta maaf balik-balik= apology back-back
main kayu tiga= play wood three
awal-awal= first-first
menarik diri= pull my body
main-mainkan hati saya= play-play with my liver
awak cintakan dia lebih dari diri saya= you love she very high from me
tiada lagi air mata= no more eye water
pisang berbuah dua kali= banana to fruit two times
selamat jalan= safe walk

pretty stupid aint it? haha=D pasal aku cool i do this. haha. awu nda pandai be abis pasal cool2 haha=p sorry naik lorry. haha apakan~ lame~

bahasa dalam.

2008-05-21T14:21:00.002+08:00

how to translate english words to malay words:

facebook= bukubermuka
friendster= kawanberpusing
superwall=dinding size S
funwall= dinding keseronokan
multiply= kaaaliiiiii
logout= keluarbatangkayu
superpoke= mencucuk sangat
many pretty your face= banyak cantik muka kau
shut up= tutup atas
pass up= lulus atas
hand in= tangan kedalam

anymore to add?

if u have more ideas please give me a call at 8747264 which equals to 8pisang=)

kepada teman2 ku..

2008-05-21T13:59:00.003+08:00

stress-free is not in my dictionary,haha. pengakuan yg akan mengejutkan kamu semua. sebenarnya saya juga berjumpa dgn therapist disebabkan oleh beberapa masalah kecil dan masalah besar yg tidak diketahui oleh kamu. saya lg handal,4 kali seminggu berjumpa therapist. boleh dikatakan half a week gitu,masa nya selalu petang. and saya bejumpa nya secara peribadi,hendak kan privacy lh kata kan,waseh. yang in a group session nda saya berapa tepakai. al maklum org pemalu,haha.

syukur th kna bagi pisang. saya special treat sikit, 3 hari kna bagi pisang. yg sehari atu kena belanja banana split arh DQ,baik hatinya therapist atu mun awal bulan.mun di puji lagi,ada lg kn belanja nya tu..sudah pertengahan bulan,sehari atu bagi nya makan cucur pisang sja. mun nda ia tekarih mencucur,bagi nya setandan pisang utk di bawa balik rumah. mun bulan tua,balik dgn tangan kosong,ok le tu,asal sja nda stress lps berdiscuss dgn therapist.muka nya mari senyum th sja,nasib nda saya terpikat,haha.

ada therapist bercerita hari atu,katanya ada this group yg selalu dtg masa tgh malam.nda pandai merati group ani.padahal sudah inform nya awal2,jgn dtg tgh malam masa ia sedang dibuai mimpi.mau nda mau paksa jua dlayan,mencari nafkah nda kira siang or malam.lg pun group yg dtg tgh malam ani membayar nya extra extra special.saya curious dan bertanya apa yg extra extra special. "biarlah rahsia~" atu jawapan nya,capie2 therapist atu,lain kali ku membalasi.ani kn regular customer tpi berahsia,apa ke heh nye?..

ps- mun serik makan pisang,tukar therapist th,nda salah ku ada this therapist yg selalu belanja *sniff sniff* atu tapi nda ku berani mengaga,jauh lagi tempat nya,habis minyak kreta(mun ada org sponsor,layan eh~)=p=p

yg lame bulih jadi awesome!! =D =D

2008-05-21T11:50:00.019+08:00

Twelfth Night is a comedy by William Shakespeare, named after the Twelfth Night holiday of the Christmas. It was written around 1601, and was first published in the First Folio in 1623 season.

SYNOPSIS

Illyria, the setting of Twelfth Night, is important to the play's romantic atmosphere. It is an ancient region on the eastern coast of the Adriatic Sea covering parts of modern Croatia, Montenegro and Albania , but is thought to be an imaginary place. Illyria is mentioned in one of the source plays for Twelfth Night, Plautus's Menæchmi, as a place where, as in Twelfth Night, a twin went looking for his brother. Shakespeare himself mentioned it previously, in Henry VI, Part II, noting its reputation for pirates.

Like many of Shakespeare's comedies, this one centres on mistaken identity. The leading character, Viola, is shipwrecked on the shores of Illyria during the opening scenes. She loses contact with her twin brother, Sebastian, whom she believes dead. Posing as a man and masquerading as a young page under the name Cesario, she enters the service of Duke Orsino. Orsino is in love with the bereaved Lady Olivia, whose brother has recently died, and decides to use "Cesario" as an intermediary. Olivia, believing Viola to be a man, falls in love with this handsome and eloquent messenger. Viola, in turn, has fallen in love with the Duke, who also believes Viola is a man, and who regards her as his confidant.

When Sebastian arrives on the scene, confusion ensues. Mistaking him for Viola, Olivia asks him to marry her, and they are secretly married by a priest. Finally, when the twins appear in the presence of both Olivia and the Duke, there is more wonder and awe at their similarity, at which point Viola reveals she is really a female and that Sebastian is her lost twin brother. The play ends in a declaration of marriage between the Duke and Viola, Toby and Maria, and Olivia and Sebastian, though their marriages are never actually seen.

sounds familiar, don't you think? hehe.

sources: wikipedia and google. =)

stress itu tidak cool

2008-05-20T14:41:00.007+08:00

selamat petang..

hari ini saya ingin bercerita satu kisah mengenai perkara-perkara yang dilakukan oleh orang stress..mereka yang stress mempunyai bermacam-macam baju seragam.. ey? oops..salah.. i mean bermacam ragam..

yatahkan.. (sebenarnya aku nada cerita haha)

mengapa orang stress kan? cakap stress tapi nada usul stress pun..sampat lagi chill-chill tu yo.. macam si ilv ah.. kuat berjaur tu anak seikong atu..while me? saya suka berjamur.. hahah apakan? i can't think of anything else that rhymes with berjaur =p berjamur okay whattt.. mau jua sekali sekala tanning =p

personally, i think that mun stress ani bawa saja bergila..okay tu.. you know bak kata pepatah 'ketawa adalah ubat yang paling mujarab dari segala ubat' hahah antam~ but in english it's 'laughter is the best medicine'.. wahaha it sounded so lawa-er in english than it is in malay..inda convincing usulnya in malay atu =p

so..yeahhh usually bila malam menjelang and kami seorang-orang mental and stress.. kami pergi berjumpa our personal therapist..(refer to the picture above) that's more likely what we usually do in every session we had.. yang duduk-duduk atu si ilv and me tu.. lagi seorang, keep changing lah.. kadang-kadang si 300.. kadang-kadang si baboon,gorilla.. ms.300 bukan client tetap like ilv and i=p and the therapist atu entah lupaku siapa namanya pasal ia kambang,lame,prasan cool(cuba liat rambutnya..spiky kali ahhhh pandai bergaya ambuknya..ambuk poklen kali)..and so kami menahan rasa ganya mendengar ia bercerita atu.. liat usul kami khusyuk meliat ia bercerita ah.. mun inda khusyuk, kana sumbatkan pisang ke mulut.. mun banana split disumbatkan manasaja.. ani pisang kaling.. apa kelasss? =p

and oh ada lagi seorang tu.. ia sign up for therapy session jua but inda pernah muncul-muncul.. sibuk dating kali ya..malar lagi membali ayam from me..yatah ya stress-free.. 32 ani =p

yet, overall.. despite the fact that the therapist bari menyampah usulnya.. kami tetap berterima kasih kepadanya kerana dia lah ilham kami menjadi insan-insan yang lame..thanks bro.. nanti-nanti i lanja you.. =p hahahah..

bah peace out.. ey wait.. it should be peace peace kacang peas.. *rolling eyes* now that's lame!! hahah..say no to stress ;p xoxo

<---don't let yourself be like this..

<--- ahhhh.. this is much better;) adios!

kawanku yang super lame.

2008-05-19T22:35:00.002+08:00

one evening, a friend chatted with me. He said he has not seen me for quite a while. its true cause i have been MIA if u know what i mean*wink*

so he asked me pretty lame questions and ehem* he said he has not asked u dear fee=) awu bah c gopal bertanya antadi nyanta...=p

gopal: apa bas paling pandai?
me: bas *my name*
gopal: atu bas yg paling lame! haha. nadawah~
gopal: bas sekulah~
me: haha pasal? pasal sekulah so pandai la tuuu? kau lame~ haha
gopal: pasal ia ke sekulah.

gopal: bas apa paling barat?
me: bas tunggi! *since i called him c tunggi for having a big butt kalah aku=p*
gopal: atu bas paling barat belakang tu...
gopal: haha. bah apa?
me: ntah ihh apanah~??
gopal: basi
me: haha kau jubur.

thats how our conversation went.
gopal is the lamest,
gopal is the king of lame,
gopal is a friend and a friend that ill always remember because of his lameness.

it doesnt rhyme does it? bahhh~

makanlah donut untuk tidur

2008-05-19T21:42:00.005+08:00

i haven't been sleeping well lately..every midnight, ada the ambuks berpartayyy.. usually ilv and i yang kana invite pasal kami ani macam dracula.. sudah pagi barutah kan tidur ;p sooo i came across that simpson picture.. nyaman tidurnya atu yooo.. siuk usulnya.. well minus the saliva that is.. ngalih karang menyuci pillow ah =p

speaking of sleeping kan.. i have a question..

--mengapa orang nyaman tidur di kerita?

>pasal ada aircond.. sajukkk..lurus kan??

--indaaa..salahhh..bah cia? bah cia? *iski tone*

>awu bahhh..bah cia *kes malas kan guess*

--pasal tayar nya round...

>errr so?? jadinya? napakan? round plang..sekalinya? *sasak*

--bah cubatah imagine tayarnya square.. nyaman kali tidur? ada antak-antak..

HAHAHAHA.. see that car.. the tyres are round.. macam donut ah.. patut pun nyaman tidur..probably people who sleeps in the car, mimpi donut kali yatahhh... hahaha apakan~ =p

talking about sleep.. i'm sleepy already wahaha.. i better head off to bed then... buenas noches! xoxo

utensils.

2008-05-18T19:50:00.003+08:00

1. the first picture represents the utensils we used for eating. from left to right: knife, fork and spoon.

2. this second picture represents the utensils children used. safety is rule number one.

3. now this picture is a picture of utensils for cooking. isnt it nice?

now everybody since u know what utensils are u can buy them at the GIANT mall, rimba. remember, first come first serve!

*it just pops into my head to post this.*

narnia.

2008-05-17T19:37:00.002+08:00

okay this is what i get for googling about narnia. i was just curious how many books are there. oh oh i watched narnia!! man! the movie is smashing! gila siuk hantap! =D i love every scenes and i hope for more~ however, jengjengjeng~ i get disappointed as i read through some details about the other books. the pevensies are not in the books anymore well they are but small roles plus plus let me spoil it for u: peter, edmund and lucy died at the end and and susan gone senile or something and no longer friends of narnia. pretty silly how the author described what happened to her. man! thats kinda devastating. what i love about the ending is they died in real world but live forever in narnia. i still dont like what will happen to susan in the end. sasak sasak sasak! oh well surprise me!!

nah;

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1950)

Main article: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, completed in the spring of 1949 (Ford 2005) and published in 1950, tells the story of four ordinary children: Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie. They discover that the wardrobe in an old professor's house leads to the magical land of Narnia, currently under the spell of a witch. The children fulfill an ancient, mysterious prophecy as they help Aslan save Narnia from the evil White Witch who has reigned over the kingdom of Narnia for a hundred years.

[edit] Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia (1951)

Main article: Prince Caspian

Completed in the autumn of 1949 and published in 1951, Prince Caspian: The Return to Narnia tells the story of the Pevensie children's second trip to Narnia, during which they discover that an evil king has usurped the throne. Once again, they set out to save Narnia, this time with the help of the rightful ruler, Prince Caspian.

[edit] The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1952)

Main article: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Completed in the winter of 1950 and published in 1952, The Voyage of the ‘Dawn Treader’ returns Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, along with their priggish cousin, Eustace Scrubb, to Narnia. Once there, they accompany King Caspian on a voyage to find the seven lords who were banished when Miraz took over the throne. This perilous journey brings them face to face with many wonders and dangers as they sail toward Aslan's country at the end of the world.

[edit] The Silver Chair (1953)

Main article: The Silver Chair

Completed in the spring of 1951 and published in 1953, The Silver Chair is the first book without the Pevensie children. Instead, Aslan calls Eustace back to Narnia together with his classmate Jill Pole. There they are given four clues to find Prince Rilian, Caspian's son, who had been kidnapped ten years earlier. Eustace and Jill, with the help of Puddleglum the Marsh-wiggle and many others, face great danger before finding Rilian.

[edit] The Horse and His Boy (1954)

Main article: The Horse and His Boy

Completed in the spring of 1950 and published in 1954, The Horse and His Boy is the first of the books that does not follow the previous one sequentially; instead, it takes place during the reign of the Pevensies in Narnia, an era which begins and ends in the last chapter of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. The story is about Bree, a talking horse, and Shasta, a young boy, who have both been held (albeit separately) in bondage in Calormen, a country to the south of Narnia. By chance, they meet each other and plan their return to Narnia and freedom. On their journey they discover that the Calormenes are about to invade Archenland, and they plan to arrive there first to alert the King.

[edit] The Magician’s Nephew (1955)

Main article: The Magician's Nephew

Completed in the winter of 1954 and published in 1955, the prequel The Magician's Nephew brings the reader back to the very beginning of Narnia where we learn how Aslan created the world and how evil first entered it. Another group of people from Earth stumble into Narnia via an entirely different route. Many long-standing questions about Narnia are answered, such as how inter-world travel was made possible, how a lamppost came to be in a woodland and where the wardrobe came from.

[edit] The Last Battle (1956)

Main article: The Last Battle

Completed in the spring of 1953 and published in 1956, The Last Battle chronicles the end of the world of Narnia. Jill and Eustace return to save Narnia from Shift, an ape, who tricks Puzzle, a donkey, into impersonating the lion Aslan. In this book, it is revealed what Aslan's country really is.

haha im a spoiler and sorry to spoil this dear fans of narnia. i think spoilers are lame. *ada ada saja~*

wahahaha

2008-05-16T20:05:00.001+08:00

> Seorang lelaki telah menginap di sebuah hotel di KL. Terdapat sebuah
> komputer di dalam bilik hotel itu. Dia pun mengambil keputusan untuk
> menghantar e-mail kepada isterinya.
>
> Malangnya, dia telah tersalah taip alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa
> mengetahui kesilapan itu, dia pun terus menghantar e-mail tersebut. Di
> sebuah rumah di Kedah pula, seorang janda baru sampai ke rumahnya selepas
> pulang daripada majlis pengebumian suaminya. Janda tersebut mengambil
> keputusan untuk menyemak e-mailnya untuk melihat sekiranya terdapat mesej
> daripada saudara-mara dan teman-temannya. Selepas membaca e-mail pertama
> itu
> si janda tersebut pun pengsan. Anak lelaki janda tersebut pun bergegas ke
> bilik ibunya dan mendapati ibunya terlentang di lantai dan dia pun membaca
> mesej di dalam skrin komputer:
>
> To : Isteri kesayanganku
> Date : 16 May 2002
>
> Subject : Abang telah selamat sampai
>
> Abang tahu Sayang pasti akan terkejut dengan kehadiran mesej ini. Mereka
> telah menyediakan komputer di sini pada ketika ini dan kita boleh
> menghantar
> e-mail kepada sesiapa sahaja terutama insan kesayangan kita.
>
> Abang telah selamat sampai dan telah menginap dengan aman di sini. Abang
> lihat semuanya telah di sediakan di sini untuk kedatanganmu pada hari
> esok.Semoga berjumpa denganmu nanti, Sayang. Abang harap perjalananmu ke
> sini nanti lebih bermakna seperti apa yang telah Abang lalui ketika ini.

ilv

the strory for today.

2008-05-16T17:04:00.003+08:00

tadi my sister went out so i asked her a favour kinda a favour to buy my soap. i told her lah the name is ginvera yadayadayada even told how it looked like apa so she said she will buy if she remembered.

at around 3ish she text me apa nama brand nya actually kan i gave her the wrong name earlier jubur banar haha and she was circling around all kadais to find the one i said earlier. paluiiii haha. anyways when she went home she told me lah ya pusing2 cari my sabun atu wahaha. she told the story to my other sister. heh. and the funny story keeps on being told. heh.

another story, i was watching lawaking. so becerita tah ne all the lawaks-er pasal people pakai headphones dgr rap song and even pretending to be one. so nyanyi2 rap2 with hand gestures kana panggil cia this person "oiii tambiii!!". u know what? he was actually pembuat murtabak apalah~ adakah nda panat dimana tuu? and another person kana liatkan nyanyi rap konon sekali kana panggil tambi jua rupanya behapa ya nah? mencuci pinggan wooooohoooooo!! haha capie2 bnr sampat lagi tu buat cematu. luckily durang ane bukan kaling mun awu apanah? naaaadaaaaaa.... uuuu! haha apakan~ lame~

so thats my story pretty lame dont u think? ull say "apakan urg ane... nada calie..." =p

a cute video.

2008-05-16T13:13:00.001+08:00

contributed by: i love vanilla.

*whispering* shes too busy to post something. exam season. hope she does not hear this haha=p=p

the connection.

2008-05-16T12:38:00.008+08:00

i was watching this movie <--- four brothers and it reminded me of us.*see profile*

now let see what we have in common. looking at the profile picture there are four of us and look at the movie like whoa! "four brothers" uhuh~ *nodding head*

four brothers have 2 whites and 2 blacks. ermmm kami semua kulit warna brown cemana tu?? hahaha=) kami makan pisang durang four brothers pun makan pisang.

aku saja banarnya sama2 kan kami pasal i think kan u guys can relate lah kami with the four brothers plus durang cool bro kami pun cool. haha. durang jejakas and kami gadis. haha. get it? they talk like this we talk like that.

pasal aku nada keraja aku buat lah ane. i have so many wild ideas babe. gila!pasal aku cool! haha=D

ane namanya tarap. random berabis! haha. u know tarap ane it is only founded in borneo island saja so anyone from indonesia, singapore alah yg bukan d borneo island atu lah nda tau apa itu tarap. u have to educate people bro! *doing the hand thing like randy jackson but nda menjadi terkapai2* so thats how u eat it. i ate it yesterday. yumyum!

saya bosan. love love!

kemusykilan melanda diriku..

2008-05-15T22:25:00.002+08:00

wheeeeeee...
as i predicted, the davids are the final two for american idol..
i'm a happy happy person because i like them both.. duhhh~~ hahah..
awu ehhh high saya ni.. psst sis, nah sniff sniff.. one packet saja ah? hahah.. oh what the heck is sniff sniff.. people might wonder.. gitau cia? nahhhh.. biarlah rahsia~ haha.. hint: kami bukan anak baik.. naughty naughty.. jangan diikut.. selahau sikit kami ani.. indaja ambuk? jaaaa~~ =p

anyways, back to the davids..
saya musykil..who do i want to win actually?haha

---david archuleta is so talented.. especially when he got his hands on the piano.. sighhh.. lawa babe.. he definitely can sing any song which is a huge A+++ for him heh..and he's sooooo adorable.. rasakan dicubit-cubit pipinya, rasakan disikut ia atu ada jua hahah..
---david cook on the other hand.. his voice..mannn sexy gitu loh.. he just gave a series of amazing performances lah that absolutely blew me away..and he's good looking as well..i think he's hot ;) rasakan ku paluk..or jadikan boyfriend ku kah.. =p

so you see.. saya musykil.. siapa kan saya vote ni? eh what the heck.. like i can vote saja.. haha prasan =p

okay..till then.. i'm heading to bed and lemme dream who'll win.. i'll let you guys know soon.. hahah.. macam si banar.. sekali mimpi stacy manang tah plang.. inda kena-mengena.. oops terlebih sudah~ hahah!

goodnight.. sleep well..

xoxo

im safe! ur dead!

2008-05-15T21:27:00.002+08:00

heres a story that i think is quite funny. i even drew it for u guys to imagine. my sister told me this, ada this game guessing game tuu yg ada hangman yadayadayada as above lah but this game. napa? lain kah the gambar? baca dulu...

kesnya cemani, if u guess sampai u get the right answer u know what the hangman does? he raises his eyebrows and gives a thumb-up while the other hand still hanging on the tree. guess what will happen if u dont get the right answer? the tiger raises its eyebrows and smiles. i wonder how a tiger smiles? heh. ohh boyyy bet the tiger is hungry for u now. bwohhhhhh~

haha apakan~

a post for today.

2008-05-15T17:12:00.002+08:00

ohh boyy headache=S

reading my calender for today and it says : of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most.

this is me being lame, aku inda tau kan tulis apa pasal kepala ku sakit. semalam aku sniff sniff kawan ku bah tu bagi sniff sniff atu. pastu gang ku lagi c ambuks ane meliat kamu tu profile picture kami ah? yatah kami tuu gang2 sniff sniff.

bebek=itik.

I said I'm NOT!

2008-05-14T21:39:00.003+08:00

every time the clock strikes 7.30 pm, my sister and i will sit in front of the tv and switch channels from tv3 after watching "bella" to tv1 watching "kawin muda.". This is American Idol oppsss salah i repeat This is the weekdays routine. *does that sound the same?*

in kawin muda theres two dudes and a girl kept on memajal-ing nya urg brunei *apakan wordnya tu dlm english?=/* to know if this girl, sera is married. yatahkan kesnya memajal ane from episodes to episodes sampai ane bah sanakku and my sister called them "kaling".

wooooooooooo! i know! because kan style nya kaling ane memajal? haha so yatah tu psl nya my sister said the dudes kaling haha kesian~ ohhh nooooo i told u im not racist! i said i'm NOT!

iron man.

2008-05-14T17:43:00.002+08:00

i just have the feeling to crap about iron man. ada urg ckp kan its 10/10 and some people even recommended it.

nda bah im just thinking why the heck iron man bejubur?? hahaha awuu first thing i noticed was the butt. man! sexy hotssss. but i love the actor. he has a sexy butt as well. and man! such a hot hot body he really did work out. heh.

for me i give it just an okay lah coz i just thought that the beginning was boring. i almost fell asleep. i love the ending though. haha. its always the ending but i guess thats just a beginning right?;)

one question: do they sell the costume?

i just thought it would be cool if i were to wear it di mall. LOL!

ih ih dont u just love watching kelab pop? haha kelab~~*clapcalp* pooopppp!! hahahaha=D random.

so back to ironman wassup with the thingy at the centre of his body?? haha ok its supposed to keep him alive kan? haha. awu bah, cool bah tuu iron man atu gila i would love to switch places with him since he got all this intelligence and brilliant ideas. bulihh jua ku tinggal dirumah nya cool bro buat party bah sama my gang, ambuks, gorillas and c tarzan gila high g kami. siuk tuu broooo!! oppsss ah? ada ketinggalan kah?c jane kah? bini c tarzan? nda ikut. haha ada tah pslnya tuuu hopefully ada urg elaborate lah nanti. ROFL!

its on babe!

2008-05-14T12:30:00.002+08:00

i cant wait for this movie! everytime i have this thrill to see a new movie that means the movie is a good one. trust me if it does not turn out to be a good one find me and pinch. *booo as if u can=p*

im promoting this movie pasal aku cool.=D enjoy babes~

ps: saying babe is lame.

jangan daku dipandang sebelah mata

2008-05-14T00:15:00.003+08:00

umm atu wa..enough of the kalings..kesian bah.. cakap pasal kalings saja walaupun anti kaling =p come to think of it, without them, panjang tu rumput-rumput kamu ah..=p sana sini jua bah, ia jua nya tukang jahit, tukang gunting, tukang jual kain,tukang jual ice cream, tukang buat murtabak, buat teh tarik,etc, etc.. hahah.. nah cuba nada durang.. inda maju negara.. i salute them.. hahah apakan~~ on their side ani wa..sejak bilaaaaaa? oops terlebih sudah~=p well heyy i'm not one of them okays? i repeat.. i'm NOT one of them.. xp

last time someone asked me..
someone : napa cina matanya sepet?

me : (i'm sensing that it requires a lame answer) well entah.. pasal panas and silau kali and durang inda terdapat sunglasses yatah sepetkan mata and it stayed that way..

someone: oh salahhh..*laughing hysterically pasal i gave a lame answer*

me: hmph.. bah apatah??

someone: pasal time damit-damit durang rajin having their hair braided.. it's too tight bah braid durang ah yatah durang kesakitan sampai kan tertutup mata..

me: %$£%&$£!! *rolling my eyes pasal answernya lagi kepisan capie-capie lamenya*

xoxo

kids!

2008-05-13T23:54:00.002+08:00

you know how kids are always curious about things around them..? hehe i found some kid's quotes on the net and i just felt like posting it here..cos they do make hilarious observations.. oh gosh.. how adorable.. innocent gitu loh.. ;)

> "TNT." -- Given as an answer for a written spelling bee, when the teacher called the word "dynamite."

>"Do they look after the Pokemon?" -- City kid, when asked what a gamekeeper does.

>"Why don't you get some expensive money?" -- 3 year old daughter, when told by her mother that she could get a small toy but that the ones asked for were too expensive

>"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father

>"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath. I think it's printed on the bottom." -- 3 year old son, when his mother asked how his father knew the genders of four new baby kitten

>"Well you're old, and you're not dead." -- "3 year old son, to his father. The comment followed an explanation of why the father's grandparents weren't around anymore.

>"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken. I'm looking for the seal." -- A young son, examining the contents of a box of Animal Crackers

>"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

>"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.

>"I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers." -- 6 year old girl, upon seeing flowers in a cemetery.

>"Watch out, Daddy. Mommy's got her eye on you!" -- 4 year old girl, after hearing her mother telling her father that she'd take an I.O.U. for a promised restaurant dinner.

xoxo

another LAST post.

2008-05-13T21:34:00.003+08:00

top three of american idol are the davids and one girl whom i forgot the name. wait! is it sayisha? i think thats the name. anyways, i hope for the two davids are in the top 2 just because sayisha is black. nadabah~m kidding!i could be banned from blogging if i were racist.

i love the two davids! im not a fan of the girls anymore since american idol already got so many ladies as winners. so let see i choose david archuleta=) ohh who cares? whoever wins as long as its one of the davids im happy=)

so anyway if bruneians are not fans of AF they would be fans of american idol. is that right? ok le tu~ oppsss terlebih sudah~ ha-ha.

goodnight.

pasal aku cool.

2008-05-13T20:27:00.008+08:00

i want these:

all of these i got from MIB. cool isnt it? especially the neuralyzer! i just wish that that thing is real! i could have used it whenever i did something embarrassing or or i could pull pranks on people. wahahahaha evil thought and oh isnt the gun the coolest? because im cool i want it! birthday present please~? haha=D im super lame!

im sorry im just having one of those moments where my head cracks into pieces and speaking of cracks into pieces i remembered my friends being so belurus and eventually they were getting lamer and lamer. haha. i constantly laughed about it. i should not tell the story maybe they will someday=)

as for my story, i cut my hair. so?? i know~ its just that when i had my hair done an indian dude came in and he was bringing something. i was being so freaking dumb blonde and thought that he might be seeing someone who also was having her hair cut. suddenly he came near me and said "mau beli?" haha atu nyaman tekajut ku. nda cool tu bro. haha so pasal aku cool i smiled geling2 and he left. hmm sian usulnya.

this morning when i was driving this indian dude asak2 kan masuk my line. u see how indians can have different characters. boyyy im being racist! hahah. so pasal aku cool i let him talan the road as if his dad just gave it to him=) aku cool!=)

im sorry so much about indians ive encountered so many things with them. *trying to do puppy-eyed-look and nda menjadi*

because im so totally cool i read this:

which character do u like? aku suka doraemon lah pasal ya cool telinganya kana makan oleh tikus and hes a cat! LOL!

i bet ur laughing hard now*winkwink*

brand new day.

2008-05-13T14:04:00.002+08:00

there was a man at my front door and i was alone at home. he rang the bell. oh-oh, someone at the door. me:how the hell he knows if anyone is home?? so i went to the front door yang paluinya ku bukai jua. astee~

as i opened the door guess whooo?? awu bah let me break the hot news for u, its an indian dude.*terbatuk2 urg* he asked me if i have aluminium tins anything thats metal lah. i said no because im so lazy to go and putik every tin cans inside the house and every basi i can find. dude, its a big house. malas malas malassssss!

he asked so many times memajal bnr~ adeh~ so i said no thinking that ok im alone. i felt bad pulang coz hes working and i didnt help. haiyo~ urg brunei tah bnr~ heh.

theres this superstition, if u captured a picture of ur cat couple of days later it will be missing in action. inda caya?? cuba ya=D

i tried to be lame but girl dont push urself. so here it is a crappy post as always.

love love.